Choose three countries that you can allow to be sit in your seats if you have to travel

Choose three countries that you can allow to be sit in your seats if you have to travel.
For example, I choose Germany and USA.
The reason is why I love both of them.

Why did I buy 3 plane tickets? Why am I giving free seats to other people? Do I even have a seat?

>Only 1 seat for America

OOOYYY Takeshi, OOOYYYY!!!!
I fly for the first time.
OOOYYYYY!!!!
Can I sit next to the window?
OOOOOYYYYY, TAKESHI!!!!

Brazil, Russia.
Hope one of them is female.

Jerk off thinking about her.

I give them to Finns so I won't be bothered during the flight.

then you will enjoy the stink of American and German during the flight as if you were in a cattle house.

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>burger and sausage
what's wrong about you?

Saudi Arabian and Iranian
I wanna see how they would react to each other.

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>sausage
any wrong? it's not even a dick

I don't fly with the plebes.
Always first class on flight longer than 5 hours.

denmark, sweeden, and netherland
I wanna be surrounded by handsome men

UK and USA

I have a private plane unlike you trash subhuman.

I've never been on a plane.

at least I refuse Islamic nations because of terrorists. and the US due to a cause of falling with overweight.

I have to sit next to GERMANY?!

Ukraine and Finland, also Poland in front of me with balts on the parallel seats

Flanders and France

in the same vein of a gookshit irradiating the plane

so swissland and nobody else

>having to sit next to a loud rude r*ssian who smells like old sweat and cigarrettes and who will at some point start shouting at the flight attendant in a fit of nigger rage over peanuts before getting drunk on small bottles of alcohol if they're not already drunk
No thanks

That's why I chose you, rudeling Finns always entertain me with their stories about "muh bad bad ryssa". I love you!

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Autism: the thread.

Pic related

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>Germany Japan Japan

because Japanese are to shy to start a conversation and will shut the fuck up until the plane landed

Finnish to the left and right.

hungary and binlan :DDDD

Brazil and Mexico

Because they're bros

Denmark and Austria

I agree with this!

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Colombia and Australia just for the bantz

Ukraine German I want females

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UK and Australia

just for the banter

Pretty underrated post desu

Denmark and Australia. Both are cool.

Chinese, any non-poor/disgusting Asian country

This. Finns for peace and quiet, maybe jap for potential shy qt.

Switzerland, Liechtenstein and maybe Finland

Denmark and norway for cute accents.

Japan and Korea, since I'm a weeaboo