Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

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>gets out of /bin/

-meowbot

Hiya Reimu!

devil

-meowbot

Hey there Satan.

What's /bin/ anyway?

bump

Tits and time stamp.

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-meowbot

Tomas reporting in
Rolling

Get the fuck out
Not the right kind of thread

this was for Tomas as well

*lurking*

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>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81".
still have bad luck

OMG!! Reimu!! Its so good to have you back!!
Give me a hug, pls!

Send anything to this Australian mobile number: 0438 634 075

If I GET, give to anyone who needs, ok Reimu?

~Mantis

no

-meowbot

I would, but you're a mantis. No good ever comes from trying to hug a mantis.

roll for mantis

No, you do it manually or not at all! No one's allowed to be lazy except me.

what will happen to Mark

can't i be lazy too

-meowbot

~

And yes, you're the queen of being lazy that's for sure!

Just dropping by to bump. Keep up the good work.

Lol True!

But you can hug me. I just can never hug back! (Nice Feet, btw)

~Mantis

Yes, Shrine Maiden.

~Mantis

Good one Senpai, that one really made me laugh.

Aaron here, tell me what am I going to work as and what ethnicity my wife will be?

Hallloooo Nep!

nice dubbs

Long live the queen!

Thanks!

Teehee. Thank you~

Who here goes on /x/?

*Is that.....could it be?...*

Is that you candle!?
And no, /x/ seems kinda low quality.

Thank you Kouhai.

People still go there?? I thought all the real posters were replaced with Reptilian shills back in 2012.

Hola! Little buggy, geez I sure am on fire tonight, right?

>Mark has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "27".
if the cookie is anything to go by then nothing extraordinary, maybe some studying

>Aaron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "24".
whatever your job is you will have good luck with it and uhh...unless you marry an alien i dont know what ethnicity she'll be

That's exactly what a demonic catbeast reptillian humanoid alien futanari Jewish footloving buttloving ghost memelord would say...

Ya it's me from the over watch games we played.

/x/ is a hit or miss for me, only go on it once a week. Sometimes get a good thread... sometimes. Mainly devolved to shitposters or "I wan to fuck a succubus".

*I do every now and then, sometimes you even find something worthy of consideration.*

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.... I want a succubus now.

And what are you going to do about, cry until i leave?

It might just be!

Fuck..

I mean who wouldn-
Err.. i just don't find their fearmongering to be anything interesting~!

*Mine is better u.u*

How do I get succubus?
>Spontaneous act of love
I love the senpai's

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I can't find my body. Where is it?

Everything that surrounds you is now a part of your new self, you've become one, with the universe, became a greater beign, congrats.

it died

-meowbot

*That looks a lot like Stalin.*

*Is there anything you're scared of then? I find sillyfish to be pretty scary.*

Thank you.

Show pussy pls

Bitch WHERE

Trust me, you dont want to. Literately sucks your soul into hell and manipulates you. Unless thats your thing.

Fear? no not really, but i can get uncomfortable!
The way i decide if a scary movie or story is good is by how impressed or badly i want things to turn sour, or how uncomfortable the entire situation makes me.

Just do whatever you want with your life, you wonderful people.
strawpoll.me/11127959

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Monsieur shall give meow-ee un belly-ruuub?
Wi wi? Mrow?
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Somone, just rub and scratch my ever-so-inviting belly, you fucking prudes.

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Aren't succubus supposed to fuck you into oblivion? Anyway, it's not like I had anything better to do, how do I get succubus?
Scratches are sensual! Yay!

Oh, and have a nice little meme, or whatever the shit you like.

3 votes for my feet! Yay!

*I believe insulting Remilia has to be considered as top tier heresy!*

*I'd love to see a horror movie based on a ship crew or something close to that stranded in the center of the ocean surrounded by nothing but water, maybe the ship could slowly sink and as it does the tension gets higher for the characters.*

Nice thread. Been looking in the catalog for one of these. I am doing xtc with 10 other people at my home. Its 4.15 am and we are chilling. Just thought i post this while im high for the first time while scrolling Sup Forums.

Titanic?

Those scratches might be sensual, but think of the licking with that super-scratchy tongue!
Wouldn't all of it sting, even long after the fun has ended? Is that part of the fun?
Am I missing something here?
Even the cats...
No, especially the cats want a piece of them.
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When all you have to do to summon an army of cats that will fight for you as sworn servants is curl your toes, how do you not end up using such amazing power to try and enslave humanity into being your entertainers, cooks, knights, and foot-cleaners?
No, I'm really asking...

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I would prefer rats that would start eating all their food, then them on the ship.

You don't get a succubus, it gets you. I would imagine it's just about the same as summoning any other demon.

Forgot a pic, idk, fuck it.

It might sound like fun, but taking over the world would be a lot of maintenance. That's pretty much all that's stopping me.

Hi there, I'm Dex just stopped by for a reading if possible. Hope all is well OP.

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Hi Hakurei-sama.

~E

Also, it's hamburger time

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna burn you do- I mean, yeah, the same thing you said...
I would suggest that you just put the cats in charge of those affairs, such as government and the like, but I don't think I'll give you any ideas.
Wait, but I still just said-

rolling

-aa

Pain is fun, MANE of the hattan.
How do I befriend succubus?
You must be a success with the ladies ;^)

Rolling for this fine individual.

re rolling
-aa

*That's not properly horror, i mean like one of those horrors where it's the atmosphere that spooks you rather that some monster or killer, or you know stuff like that.*

*This is actually a good idea but it would require an enormous amount of rats.*

those chinese comics with the succubus () say otherwise

Rolling for a reading for hamburger time

If were going to have a hamburger time count me out.
hoi

Befriend? I got no idea but I wouldn't trust one.

*puts on a country accent*
Eeh, I get 'er. Yur wunnuv dem 'massive kits', ain'tcha?
Wooo, thar cidy folk is giddin' weirder all da time...

dubs get

stopping in for like 5 minutes, have a song
am not staying for the bus wreck

>Deadmau5 - Strobe

once again
-aa

Rolling.

Also notice me Reimu-senpai.

~E

Giving my dubs to

Hi! Things are looking slightly better now that I've gotten my work done for the time being. It was a huge hit with the people who requested it too, so that's always nice.

Hello... E? Huh...

Hmmmmm...

Moe Szyslak is my favorite character from The Simpsons.
What is yours?

thanks :D
-aa

I'll give these dubs to

Hoe dan

Hello there!
I mean, imagine befriending a sumoned succubus, going out and fucking peoples shit over, sounds like fun, right?