Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation. >GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between. >GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it. >Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET. >Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs! >Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81". still have bad luck
Chase Young
OMG!! Reimu!! Its so good to have you back!! Give me a hug, pls!
Jeremiah Jackson
Send anything to this Australian mobile number: 0438 634 075
Jason Martin
If I GET, give to anyone who needs, ok Reimu?
~Mantis
William Cook
no
-meowbot
Noah Nelson
I would, but you're a mantis. No good ever comes from trying to hug a mantis.
Aiden Evans
roll for mantis
Joseph Scott
No, you do it manually or not at all! No one's allowed to be lazy except me.
Bentley Nguyen
what will happen to Mark
Kayden Bennett
can't i be lazy too
-meowbot
Owen Clark
~
And yes, you're the queen of being lazy that's for sure!
Colton Scott
Just dropping by to bump. Keep up the good work.
Christian Ramirez
Lol True!
But you can hug me. I just can never hug back! (Nice Feet, btw)
~Mantis
Jaxson Mitchell
Yes, Shrine Maiden.
~Mantis
Ayden Carter
Good one Senpai, that one really made me laugh.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Aaron here, tell me what am I going to work as and what ethnicity my wife will be?
Isaiah Torres
Hallloooo Nep!
nice dubbs
Daniel Walker
Long live the queen!
Thanks!
Teehee. Thank you~
Asher Wood
Who here goes on /x/?
Ryan Barnes
*Is that.....could it be?...*
Eli Miller
Is that you candle!? And no, /x/ seems kinda low quality.
Thank you Kouhai.
Asher Cruz
People still go there?? I thought all the real posters were replaced with Reptilian shills back in 2012.
Jaxon Hughes
Hola! Little buggy, geez I sure am on fire tonight, right?
Austin Jones
>Mark has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Study", "27". if the cookie is anything to go by then nothing extraordinary, maybe some studying
>Aaron ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Cyan", "24". whatever your job is you will have good luck with it and uhh...unless you marry an alien i dont know what ethnicity she'll be
Isaac Hill
That's exactly what a demonic catbeast reptillian humanoid alien futanari Jewish footloving buttloving ghost memelord would say...
Caleb Foster
Ya it's me from the over watch games we played.
/x/ is a hit or miss for me, only go on it once a week. Sometimes get a good thread... sometimes. Mainly devolved to shitposters or "I wan to fuck a succubus".
Justin Rodriguez
*I do every now and then, sometimes you even find something worthy of consideration.*
Samuel Garcia
...
Thomas Lopez
.... I want a succubus now.
Luis Wilson
And what are you going to do about, cry until i leave?
Gavin Murphy
It might just be!
Fuck..
I mean who wouldn- Err.. i just don't find their fearmongering to be anything interesting~!
Aiden Young
*Mine is better u.u*
Lincoln Miller
How do I get succubus? >Spontaneous act of love I love the senpai's
Chase Garcia
...
Connor Kelly
I can't find my body. Where is it?
Josiah Ward
Everything that surrounds you is now a part of your new self, you've become one, with the universe, became a greater beign, congrats.
Lucas Garcia
it died
-meowbot
Carson Hall
*That looks a lot like Stalin.*
*Is there anything you're scared of then? I find sillyfish to be pretty scary.*
Joshua Gonzalez
Thank you.
Ethan Johnson
Show pussy pls
Brayden Jones
Bitch WHERE
Joshua Roberts
Trust me, you dont want to. Literately sucks your soul into hell and manipulates you. Unless thats your thing.
Thomas Foster
Fear? no not really, but i can get uncomfortable! The way i decide if a scary movie or story is good is by how impressed or badly i want things to turn sour, or how uncomfortable the entire situation makes me.
Hunter Smith
Just do whatever you want with your life, you wonderful people. strawpoll.me/11127959
Jason Kelly
...
James Robinson
...
Mason Wilson
Monsieur shall give meow-ee un belly-ruuub? Wi wi? Mrow? ... Somone, just rub and scratch my ever-so-inviting belly, you fucking prudes.
Josiah Wilson
...
Brayden Watson
...
Jaxon Sanchez
Aren't succubus supposed to fuck you into oblivion? Anyway, it's not like I had anything better to do, how do I get succubus? Scratches are sensual! Yay!
Chase Thomas
Oh, and have a nice little meme, or whatever the shit you like.
Evan Collins
3 votes for my feet! Yay!
Jackson Flores
*I believe insulting Remilia has to be considered as top tier heresy!*
*I'd love to see a horror movie based on a ship crew or something close to that stranded in the center of the ocean surrounded by nothing but water, maybe the ship could slowly sink and as it does the tension gets higher for the characters.*
Oliver Rodriguez
Nice thread. Been looking in the catalog for one of these. I am doing xtc with 10 other people at my home. Its 4.15 am and we are chilling. Just thought i post this while im high for the first time while scrolling Sup Forums.
Ryan Morales
Titanic?
Jaxon Edwards
Those scratches might be sensual, but think of the licking with that super-scratchy tongue! Wouldn't all of it sting, even long after the fun has ended? Is that part of the fun? Am I missing something here? Even the cats... No, especially the cats want a piece of them. ... When all you have to do to summon an army of cats that will fight for you as sworn servants is curl your toes, how do you not end up using such amazing power to try and enslave humanity into being your entertainers, cooks, knights, and foot-cleaners? No, I'm really asking...
Hunter Morris
...
Benjamin Baker
I would prefer rats that would start eating all their food, then them on the ship.
You don't get a succubus, it gets you. I would imagine it's just about the same as summoning any other demon.
Colton Allen
Forgot a pic, idk, fuck it.
James Russell
It might sound like fun, but taking over the world would be a lot of maintenance. That's pretty much all that's stopping me.
Ethan Allen
Hi there, I'm Dex just stopped by for a reading if possible. Hope all is well OP.
Connor Clark
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Gavin James
Hi Hakurei-sama.
~E
Wyatt King
Also, it's hamburger time
Ian Rogers
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna burn you do- I mean, yeah, the same thing you said... I would suggest that you just put the cats in charge of those affairs, such as government and the like, but I don't think I'll give you any ideas. Wait, but I still just said-
Nathaniel Myers
rolling
-aa
Connor Garcia
Pain is fun, MANE of the hattan. How do I befriend succubus? You must be a success with the ladies ;^)
Justin Reed
Rolling for this fine individual.
Michael Reyes
re rolling -aa
Jaxson Smith
*That's not properly horror, i mean like one of those horrors where it's the atmosphere that spooks you rather that some monster or killer, or you know stuff like that.*
*This is actually a good idea but it would require an enormous amount of rats.*
Lincoln Perry
those chinese comics with the succubus () say otherwise
Carter Foster
Rolling for a reading for hamburger time
Nathan Bailey
If were going to have a hamburger time count me out. hoi
Befriend? I got no idea but I wouldn't trust one.
Christian Morris
*puts on a country accent* Eeh, I get 'er. Yur wunnuv dem 'massive kits', ain'tcha? Wooo, thar cidy folk is giddin' weirder all da time...
Anthony Taylor
dubs get
Jackson Myers
stopping in for like 5 minutes, have a song am not staying for the bus wreck
>Deadmau5 - Strobe
Anthony Jenkins
once again -aa
Alexander Nguyen
Rolling.
Also notice me Reimu-senpai.
~E
Chase Anderson
Giving my dubs to
Jack Taylor
Hi! Things are looking slightly better now that I've gotten my work done for the time being. It was a huge hit with the people who requested it too, so that's always nice.
Hello... E? Huh...
Hmmmmm...
Benjamin Perry
Moe Szyslak is my favorite character from The Simpsons. What is yours?
Xavier Smith
thanks :D -aa
Xavier Mitchell
I'll give these dubs to
Brayden Campbell
Hoe dan
Landon Rogers
Hello there! I mean, imagine befriending a sumoned succubus, going out and fucking peoples shit over, sounds like fun, right?