Ask an Amish dude who was recently excommunicated and only recently discovered the internet and Sup Forums anything

Ask an Amish dude who was recently excommunicated and only recently discovered the internet and Sup Forums anything.

How was shit

I don't understand the question.

Do you guys do secret cult-stuff we don't know about?

or is it building barns all day and looking like you're ready to join the confederates?

I don't believe you. For someone who JUST discovered the internet to bypass all the normalfag web shit and gravitate straight to Sup Forums doesn't seem plausible.

It's a lot of listening to readings done in German even though I don't speak it

How's the Amish pussy? I hear them bitches love some good lingerie and I like to imagine they're freaky as fuck in bed

Recently, not just, I was shown this website and how to use it by a new friend.

I don't know, I was never married.

Do Amish girls put out before marriage? I know they're not supposed to, but there has to be some teenage sexual tomfoolery goin on, right?

Alright.

But why German?

I only know of one but everybody found out and her and the man left the community.

ok so then now that your here, anything you've seen blow your mind or nah?

>New friend

The Amish are originally of Dutch origin, but I could be wrong, as I am not the Amish OP. I am Pennsylvanian though

I never asked. It's just always been the way.

lol that's the most Amish reply ever
> what'd you do to get excommunicated?

On this website? Almost everything.

Do you guys have anyone that's not white in your communities? Or is it just white people everywhere?

For taking a cell phone in to the community to use the internet, even though I didn't get signal, they still said I had to leave.

What is the minimum number of hands needed to raise a barn?

Can you provide any proof that you were Amish?

Also have you tried any drugs/alcohol? If so, what did you think? If not, do you plan to?

I don't know about others, but we were all white, from Dutch ancestors.

How did your sisters hairy pussy taste? Anything like the horse?

Are the amish jewish?

I want details, what are some of the most prominent things you saw that stood out and why

Pennsylvanian Dutch is a misunderstanding of the word Deutsch. They're actually of German origin.

It depends on the size, but usually around 4

Amish-user get ban from his jew-cult bcuz they was trying to lurk into the web
>ayy lmao

Was there a lot of incest within that shit?

I gots some PD in the woodpile

Can you see your family?
What did you do in your daily life?

I don't know how I would give you proof. I've tried alcohol, I like it, especially Whiskey, I haven't done any drugs, but I plan on trying Cannabis.

Are you any good at bowling?

What was the most advanced piece of tech allowed in the community.

What are your thoughts on the Amish young man that beat his watermelon hauling horse to death?

What do Amish people think of blacks and why don't they try to convert them to being Amish?

People pretend there isn't, but I know there is a lot. We don't see birth certificates or documents, so we are told we aren't related to people when we probably are, brothers and sisters don't marry, but I'm certain cousins do, it was one of the reasons I wanted access to the internet, I wanted to see if I could find any information on my people.

Forgive me, you are correct. Dutch = Netherlands, Deutsch = Deutschland =Germany

is your mind basically a virgin to internet porn? Have you seen an anal prolapse yet?

Stay away from the Menonites

I've never tried.

A chest freezer for the meats and cheese.

We don't try to convert people, and I've never spoken to a black person, although I have seen a lot since I left.

Why beards but no mustaches?

How many chicks did you bang?
And are they hairy?

tits or gtfo

Tradition, and hygiene.

Ever try drugs?

have you ever had a long mustache shits irritating but a beard looks stylin

He just said no

None, and I don't know but I would assume they are hairy, they aren't given razors and don't shave their legs.

Take a picture of yourself holding a timestamp. Usually a piece of paper with the date and the board name on it. Also just to verify further, wear the clothes you used to wear in the community.

A common misconception.
Vikings never had horns.

"We don't try to convert people,"

Why don't Amish follow Jesus command to preach?
(Matthew 28:19, 20) . . .Go, therefore, and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, 20 teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you. And look! I am with you all the days until the conclusion of the system of things.”

Did you participate in rumspringa and if so what did you do? Have you heard any crazy rumspringa stories?

They haven't tried to contact me, and life was pretty routine. Travel to town for supplies, tend to the grounds, listen to readings.

I don't know, I was read things in German and only little bits were explained to us.

What have you done since you started using the internet? What have you found out about your people?

I don't have the clothes I left in, I hate the way people look at me when I wear them outside.

How does if feel lying about shit and having people believe it?

I can't find anything about them at all, but if you mean about the Amish in general, I now realise why I got strange looks, and why people laughed. It's quite an odd way of life when you see the rest of the world properly.

I've always somewhat admired the uniformity of the Amish people. Also their hard work ethic.

I always wondered how Amish could consider themselves Christians if they isolated themselves and didn't spread the gospel. I do admire your skills and work ethic though.

You mean when I told them I didn't buy a cell phone? They didn't believe it, I was forced to leave.

Have you see any magic tricks?

So do you still consider yourself Amish, or have you given up? Did you cut your beard yet?

are amish people basically white sandniggers?

>by a new friend

Fucking kek, good b8 will admit

Wheredid the name Amish come from?

Yoder?

On Youtube yes, also we do magic in our communities, albeit very primitive compared to the things people do when they have access to props and illusions.

Ex Amish, I have have clean shaved now, and I'm not convinced religion is to be trusted either, so I'm quite far away from what Amish means.

No, don't show him how to remove thumb.

do Amish people secretly hoard a super advanced technology and hide it by pretending to abstain from modern ways?

>Wheredid the name Amish come from
I was told it was because of a leader named Jakob, but he isn't mentioned much

If they do, I know nothing about it.

Here you go

The Amish are descendants of a group of 17th-century Anabaptists. Their name derives from their leader, Jacob Amman, who lived in Switzerland. From their study of the Bible back then, these God-fearing people recognized that infant baptism and military service were wrong. Because of their stand, the government persecuted them. A few even paid for their religious convictions with their lives. Persecution continued to increase, and a number of them were forced to flee to other parts of Switzerland and to France. By the middle of the 19thcentury, thousands had fled to the United States. With them, they brought their culture and the Swiss German dialect.

Instant information.....
This is why you should not fear technology

I had read that before, when I first started searching, surprisingly it's not something they tell us much about.

What is the worst part of being Amish?

Enough chit chat.

Not knowing. Everything is a mystery, and we are made to believe that we are best not finding out.

So you're a newfag. Can you triforce?

I've had people ask me about rumspringa in real life too, it's not something we did, I understand that some communities must do, but I clearly lived in one that looked down on the practice for some reason.

I can try

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Magic? I'll show you magic.

What would you have to do to go back to being an accepted member of your Amish community?

Oh shit, he is chosen

I don't believe it's an option now. I've never heard of it happening.

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How exactly did they force you to leave, and what would they do if you went back?

I would have nowhere to sleep, I would get no food, nobody would look at me or talk to me. There's no point in being there, they would all pretend they can't see me, it's pretty childish to be honest.

Could you ever join a different Amish community if you wanted to remain Amish?

I don't know how that would work,, I've never heard of it happening, and no new people ever joined us, only ones who were born there.

How old are you?

What do you do now to survive? Food? Shelter? Intenet?

25

So, forgiveness is not an option? That's pretty hard core. Well, enjoy your freedom, but you don't need to become a degenerate like most of the people of Sup Forums.

I work in a library.

I don't want them to forgive me really, I don't think I've done anything wrong.

so......Amish women shave their pussies?

I've answered this, I don't know, but I know they can't shave their legs so I would assume they don't shave their pubic hair either.