The GOAT

The GOAT

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>WASN'T EVEN A RACE

>Doper
>goat

Fuck off amerishit

Get the FUCK out of my country.

2 seconds ahead.

>butthurt chicANO shit

BUILD WALL

100% undispuded GOAT

You have to go back.

>13 golds more than 2nd place
>USA

This guy can't be human.

Him and Gretzky are the only two worthy of this title.

What did he win now?

How can America be made any greater?

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so, he MUST be doped right?

200 IM

By building a wall

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>Mexicans cross the river on a daily basis to Freedomland
>still can't even make it to Olympic swimming
smhtbqhf

>mfw he ended up beating everyone by 3 entire body lengths

THE GOAT OF GOATS

I've been smoking weed for 14 years and I'm still not even like, halfway towards learning how to swim. Looks like I need to smoke weed for at least 14 more years.

>cheater
>great

phelps on the right

>Leonidas of Rhodes literally crying right now

>mfw they find weed needles in his bag next to his Beats by Dre and he gets all of his medals taken away and given to the refugee team

A FUCKING LEAF!

kek

I'm going to be upset if it comes out later he was doping. Not smoking dope, but like using performance enhancing stuff. Imagine all of those medals being stripped away.

KEK

The Rio Grande is like knee deep at most.

We don't accept dirty medals and demand the competition of roidswim to be discarded.

>The Rio Grande is like knee deep at most
>knee deep at most

that's the average height of a Mexican tho

Very well

Swimming will be discarded and replaced with the honorable sport of goat fucking

>D-doping is bad guys

ITT: athletes who are obviously doping

Inshallah

Literally every athlete that's good enough to make it to the olympics dopes

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DIVE DIVE DIVE

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841581/Michael-Phelps-girlfriend-admits-born-male-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html

Chandler is intersex, meaning she has male genitalia but no testicles, and a uterus but no ovaries


This dude got fucked in the ass by a trans faggot named david

Should also include Lance Armstrong m8. Undisputed GOAT doper among a sea of dopers

Canada should really invest more in fire fighting equipment instead of VPN's

GOAT DOPING GENETIC FREAK WITH 8 EVENTS PER OLYMPICS

spotted the non-whites

Wtf? that wasn't meant as an insult fucking dumbasses. Lance was a proven doper, so was every other cyclists he competed against. What i said was that he's the GOAT doping cyclist out of every doping cyclists there ever was. 7 (SEVEN) Tour de France wins is undisputed GOAT territory much like 26 olympic medals is.

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>implying weed is a performance enhancing drug

Not even close. Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian in modern times.