I AM THE WIZARD OF Sup Forums, IF YOUR POST ENDS WITH 5 YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

I AM THE WIZARD OF Sup Forums, IF YOUR POST ENDS WITH 5 YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE

I was gonna make a wish, but I don't want to make a wish to the fucking KKK.

Oh Great Wizard of Sup Forums, I wish for luck on tests!

all niggers die

All minorities ded.

trump wins

Harambe comes back to life

Just shut the fuck up and make a wish

I wish you would Fuck off

Mandatory minority appreciation day

I wish my girl wanted to fuck

I wish my dick was big enough to joke a horse

i wish for a job. any job. employment

I wish for dirty little skank puss

This

I won't wake up tonight

lol choke a horse

Winrar

hey yo let me get dat lottery jackpot friday

that still counts right?

I wish for Hillary Clinton to be sent to jail

I wish I don't get bullied at school

Reroll

You are no longer the wizard of Sup Forums gtfo

I want broads in Atlanta

Win jackpot next week

no u

I wish for 2 more wishes

I wish I wan't a complete pussy

I wish I could go back to the Day that I lost my self-respect

your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post

sheeeiiiit

I wish I could draw

Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States

oshet he did it
the absolute madman

want that chick celeste from work to crawl under my desk and suck my dick

Globalism will happen
Multiculturalism will happen
Socialism will happen
Mankind will finally be at peace.

Will it come true though?

I wish to bang my crush, not that I need the wizard of Sup Forums

Harambe will come back

Become cheese.

that will not happen

...

I wish with all my wishing that Pluto was a planet

fuck

shit nigga

...

Woah

fuccc

I wish my penis was smaller

>socialism will happen
fuck you

kill yourself

LETS DO THIS FUCKIN SHIT

I wish that my relationship with my woman will work out for the best. And that her and I will have a great relationship for a long time.

Will she say yes to dating me tomorrow?

I wish to abruptly cease existing.

I just want to be happy for once

No more niggers

I wish I was less pathetic

Reroll please god

Make me feel great.

Reroll

I wish my girlfriend will have sex with me tomorrow

...

post pics of that whore celeste

No more niggers

Rerolli

I wish my girlfriend will give me nudes

>wish

>asks a question

Hur dur am i the one?

Roll

Reroll

You wish will be granted

Rollvioli

Hillary burns with a thermal steak up her clit

I wish my girlfriend will stay with me and love me.

reroll

Rerollino

Impressive

I wish for this meme to never work.

Roll for jobbie

Rollerino

I'm gonna fuck alora

Hillary burns with a thermal steak up her clitoris

Like I give a fuck what fate says.

Ain't happening kiddo

This happens before the election. Bernie becomes the nominee by default.
Bernie wastes Trump in landslide

I wish to blow many loads in my gf this weekend

Holy fuck i was so close

Reroll6

rerolling

just to be safe

Soon? No
In every possible future?
Yes

Okkk

Reroll

Roll7

Rolling till it comes true. I worked to hard for this.

And now i get dubs. What does it mean, great wizard ?

Reroll

who bullies you? You being serious?

a new crusade will be declared after Trump is elected the second time. Within 2 years Constantinople is returned to the west.

Hey only I can do that

I want her to come back I fuck the shit out of her and she end up killing herself kind wizard the roads I will walk