APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

WE DID IT BROS

NO MORE BULLYING

I BROKE MY HAND PUNCHING THE WALL I WAS SO HYPED

P E N N Y
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I knew /ourgal/ would end the memes.

>J
>U
>STRAYA
>T

>australia losing to blacks in swimming
cant make this shit up

>sharing with a nigger

CBC ANNOUNCERS CALLED HER EMILY OVERHOLT

IM PUTTING LETTUCE ON MY BURGER TONIGHT

BASED PENNY

So blacks can swim now?

How can Sup Forums recover from this?

>two winners

SEMEN

Hey, Sup Forums
POOOLS CLOSED

I am literally shaking.

I couldnt sleep last night because zi was so hyped about Penny winning.

AND SHE FUCKING DID IT!

>half a gold medal

grats

WHAT PART OF CANADA ARE YOU FROM LADS

HONG KONG HERE

HOW CAN WOMANLETS EVEN HOPE TO COMPETE

THAT SIZE

THAT LENGTH

THAT SPEED

>16 YEARS OLD AND 4 MEDALS

Thats so fucking canadian """sharing""" a medal.

not once but twice

That guy also thought Lochte was Phelps in the previous race, I love him.

>and then australia said they were good at swimming!

NAFTA
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(Mexico pick it up what the fuck)

But which anthem is gonna play?

America here

Congratulations Canadabros

the next detroit here

>Canada wins first gold
>Has to share it with USA

WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

That is actually a legit question.

>straya getting cuck'd by literally EVERYONE

wtf i love leafs now

1/8th french candadian vermonter here. I've never been so happy.

This is exactly how one of my erotic Olympic fan fictions start.

Holy shit...
She's legit as fuck.
Fucking covering our sorry asses considering that we're sending 300+ and cant get a gold to save our asses

both, Canada first due to alphabetical(hue)

they play both at the same time duh

>Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC
>I'm sorry everyone. I blew it. No excuses

TSUUUUUUUUUU, oh wait!

Well, we are best friends forever arent we? Sharing is caring.

We did it.

Why don't they do a tiebreaker and let the 2 winners swim again?

I don't want to share my gold with a fucking leaf, you folks need to learn your place at silver and below

BEST CANADA HERE

WTF I LOVE TORONTO NOW

for my boner?

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>tfw you will not get to witness Simone and Penny scissoring while wearing their gold medals

STEEL CITY HERE

Kitchener

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Congrats, Canadabro. I wanted to root for Penny but didn't want to root against my country. The memes are good to us over in North America

Way to go leaf

Montreal. What up?

Hm... good question. Oleksiak clearly finished first, they'll probably review and give her the gold medal alone. I remembered when it happened to Lezak and Cielo in 2008, but they shared the third place.

OTTAWA

SAVE ME FROM SOMALIS PLS

niagara

MONTREAL

>if you beat your opponents, they win

holy shit he was right

FUCK YEAH

>the chinese have to go home
>Trudeau dies in a car wreck

IT'S ALL GONNA BE OK LADS

Someone cap Phelps's face and caption it Sup Forums FOUND A WAY pls

>Elliotte Friedman

What exactly happened?

USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
>USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
>USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
>USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
>USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED
>USA HAS SUCCESSFULLY BRED NEGROS THAT ARE GOOD AT SWIMMING, ETERNAL DOMINATION SECURED

She was last after the start too, if she can get stronger legs she'll be unbeatable.

Just wait until you see what they do with medals.

Goddess

NORTH VANCOUVER B.C, BIGBOI

>7th at the turn
>break olympic record anyway

Can other girls even compete?

He said Lochte won gold and Phelps fails to reach the podium
He said Emily Overholt won Gold

BACK TO FUCKING BACK

Hongcouver, brother

REGINA

I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO DO BESIDES SHITPOST FUCK ITS SO BORING

WTF I LOVE CANADA NOW

So if Penny isnt the flagbearer at closing we riot right?

we love you too rareflag

rare flag?

And then immediately said "Sawry". Canadian as fuck.

R A R E
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I'm travelling to Ottawa for work in late September-early October, hows the weather? Any recommendations for a first-time visitor?

She's cute.

Vancouver, Oregon.

Richmond Hill senpai

it's going to be cold, make sure you bring heavy clothes

what did he mean by this?

Probably the best time to be in Canada, go see the great outdoors mate, forests are beautiful af that time of the year.

London.

>Canada wipes the sweat off its brow.jpg

HONGCOUVER

IT'S TOO HOT HERE I WISH I WAS IN A POOL SWIMMING 100M IN 52.70 SECONDS

>everybody find normal that a known russian cheater in swimming gets BTFO
>everybody find normal that michael phelps in going to swim two times in less than 30 mins and will win both times

>Richmond Hill
My sincere condolences, Chang

you mean Washington, hipster?

You'll probably just miss out on the 40 C humidex September we've gotten the past few years.

Ottawa is government town with nothing really to do.

Avoid all Somalis

Rio here

lmao, canada wins a gold and it has to share it

cute cute CUTE!!!

Depends what you're into
Either walk around downtown or go for a bike ride through the canal paths

Leaving for somewhere else is probably a better idea

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>caring about the meme olympics
fuck off, cucks

Have you eaten at Abruzzo Pizza?

Be polite. dont make fun of their hilarious money. say something about tim hortons.

The chinks are swarming us from their Markham shithole

Australia literally silenced

Eat poutine and then complain about it being nothing special

I like Australia. Its a great place.

PENNY OLEKSIAK :

Holder of the Olympic Record
Holder of the Junior World Record
First athlete of the 21st century to win a medal at the olympics
Female athlete with the most medals won at a summer olympic of all time in Canadian history.
Won more than half of Canada's medal by herself
Cute as fuck
Literal goddess
Only 16 and not done growing.

how cold? i'm a tropics fag so we cant stand much cold

sounds like i'm renting a bike and taking some pictures then

>government town
just like the town I work at then, baka


>tfw all along I thought Toronto was the capital of Leaf

forgive me brehs

THE CANADIAN PENNY USED TO BE COPPER

NOW ITS GOLD