Is it normal to fap in the shower and shoot it down the drain?

Is it normal to fap in the shower and shoot it down the drain?

Yeah, why not.

If you dont want a baby to crawl out of the drain you better stop now.

Can't fap in water aye. My cum goes the weirdest texture. Does anyone else get this? Like it feels like its sticking to me.

Sure, but it can clog up the drain if you get a lot of hair going down it.
Better invest in a drain trap thing or just blow your load into the toilet before getting into the shower.

Trust me, it's not a lot of fun to pick out a cum-covered hairball out of the shower drain when you're standing in ankle-deep water that won't drain out.

Not to me at least. I'm sure to some here that sounds like an exciting Friday night, but I'd just rather avoid it entirely.

that's because it is
it hardens and usually ends up clumped near the pubes if you have any

OP is a faggot and a moron

>1008 + 1008
>not using semen to condition scalp and whiten teeth.

Do you want to look like a hobo?

Yeah. Semen is alkaline, and there's a protein in it that clumps up when exposed to something not alkaline, so it sticks inside the vagina.

Yep, it is easier than cleaning it off the wall

I have a hard time getting hard now. I fapped too much.

Huh, that makes sense

Thanks user, I didn't know that

Anyone else have a harder time climaxing in the shower? I dunno why but I just dont get nearly as much pleasure out of it

OP here, but I've been doing it in the shower for years and my drain has never clogged.

sauce on this?

only pic i have so no sauce, ill give u this tho

WEW LAD YEAH SOME SAUCE

mine turns into flubber basically. sometimes I roll it into a little ball and toss it at my cat

Why does my pee hole sting when soap gets into it ?
Yes I fap in the shower too

Its perfectly normal fam.
Althou your organism is used to it now it is critical to keep doing it when you decide to have or start trying to have children.
Just cum in the drain and tell you girl to go squat over it.
She needs to be quick l, like 2-3 mins in order to getthe good stuff.

Cheers

I find it difficult to finish standing up, otherwise I would more often.

I only ever did it once but it's a good story

>Be me, 18
>End up with an injury that punctured my lung
>Bed ridden in hospital with a tube stuck in me for a week
>Eventually get tube out but can still hardly walk due pain
>Haven't wanked in a week, decide to try it right out on the bed (had a private room)
>Nurse comes in and sees, mostly shields her eyes, kind of looking with one from behind
>Didn't have the energy to quickly pull up my pants so just slowly making an effort while she says she's sorry
>Suggests I take a shower and do it in there instead
>She helps me to the shower (still part of the room) with my boner only covered about 75% with my underwear and still full mast, helps me get undressed and I get in
>Wash myself and then jerk for about 15 minutes
>Kind of dazed on drugs and painkillers so really worried whether or not I can just cum down the drain, never shower jerked before
>Press the nurse assist button
>In about 20 seconds she rushes in and pulls back the curtains, she thought it was an emergency
>Just standing there completely wet and naked with a boner close to busting
>Asks me whats wrong in a very serious, very concerned manner
>Awkwardly ask her where I should be cumming
>She waits a few moments, probably thinking I'm retarded, and then just says 'um.. down the drain I guess'
>'Okay.. Thanks' I say
>She's still standing there not moving
>'Well go on so I can help you out again'
>I kind of make an awkward noise then start slowly jerking again
>I pick up the pace again because I was close, and when I can feel myself about to cum I crouch down and point my dick toward the drain
>She's just staring down at me as I do it
>Hadn't busted in ages so I let out heaps of huge, thick ropes of cums into and around the drain
>As I slow down with my hand she starts to say 'Okay lets get you out again,'
>But she stops and says 'oh' as she notices I'm still dripping out cum and slowly milking it

Oh shit, RIP NIGGA. U got erectile disfunction now.
Enjoy the rest of your fapless life faggot.

cont

>When I'm finally done and stand up she moves in. turns the water off and puts her arm around me to help me out
>Her forearm brushes my now semi-boner and a tiny drop of cum from the end gets on her
>She lets out a pretty stressed sounding sigh, immediately grabs a towel and wipes it off
>She rubs me dry all over, wish she spent more time around my dick but she didn't
>Dresses me again and puts me back in bed
>Nothing sexually suggestive from her at any point

Still cum buckets to the memory, even wanked off while writing this

yes

also

i have one of those massaging shower heads that you can remove from the wall. if my gf is in the shower more than five minutes i know she's using it to masturbate. she can't help herself.

yes, she let's me watch.

Didnt she try to lend you a hand?
Fucking betas man

Me. No idea why, if it is because the water or because im standing, but it is incredibly harder to finish the job.

Beware

>let's
lets

Scrambles like eggs, amiright?

i cant cum standing up or else my knees get all wobbly and i feel like im gonna fall over

I feel kinda bad about the nurse. Nice story though.

Yeah it might be cause you're standing and not relaxed somewhere else, be it laying on a bed or fapping to some sort of visual stimulant.


My ex used to fap me off in the shower, and while it was really hot and sexy, cause she was cute and I was kissing her while she did that, I had a really hard time climaxing. It might just be cause you're standing, user, that's my opinion.

she has probably seen worse than the average fapper in her line of duty.

It's porbably that seeing how many people has the same issue. Dunno, I guess I'll try to fap watching porn while standing up, see if that changes anything.

True, sometimes i forget about the stuff I've seen myself in hospitals and clinics and just very briefly, not even thinking how it would be to bath them... jdhfjs shit.

I'm not ugly but back then my body was real skinny bony pale teen, not much to get turned on by

mine does this also

yeah i am like that, too. i'd rather jerk off with a nice porn going

I haven't came in the shower in forever but 95% of the time I fap standing up no problem. I cum standing in front/over the toilet. I think its less arousing to me in the shower

I usually come laying down, so it's a pain in the ass for me to come standing, whether in the shower or anywhere else. Hats off to those pornstar dudes who can come standing up.

Oh shit, nice trips with 3's!!
Hmm, I've never tried that, fapping while watching porn. Sounds interesting. Maybe I'll try that and see if it works.

Thats erectile disfunction, caused by jacking to too much porn while laying down.
Hope you're just another nigger, as it would be a pitty if you can't procreate for the superior white master race.

What you faggots can try is stop wanking everyday.

Maybe??

Not a nignog, just an everyday hispanon.

Do you have a failsafe you turn to when you can't come? If so, try that in any and all situations, see if that doesn't help finish the deed.

Same fag

Samefag lol

Samefag

Same fag

Fail safe is finger in pooper.
Works everytime.
Even better if you aim for the prostate or use something larger.