What do you watch while in your cuck shed, Sup Forums?

What do you watch while in your cuck shed, Sup Forums?

mainly blacked and darkx stuff because I can't see the real thing live
>tfw you don't care if your wife takes a BBC but you want to see live action porn

game of thrones, capefilm, and star wars

Super hero movies, mostly

Now this is some pleb shit

>he doesn't have a cuck shed
why the fuck are you even here

>wife's bull comes over. She sends me to Cuck shed
>My wife's son says he and his friends are watching the game in there
>Starts to rain so I'm forced to spend the evening in the doghouse watching capeshit on my phone with my dog

Why are there 3 doors on the cuck shed?

You really don't know why??

>he has a companion in his cuckshed

These threads are the reason why I still browse Sup Forums

>internet in your cuck shed

lmao

Watched a documentary on El Bulli. Not what I expected 3/10 since they're still skilled people.

do cuck garages count?

>8:50PM.
>Sun is almost gone.
>Getting hyped for Game of Thrones
>Wife gets text.
>My wife's Bull says he just left the bar, and he's 15 minutes away.
>Wife shoos me off to the shed, so she can get ready.
>Enter shed.
>My 16yo Daughter is kneeling in front of DeMarcus, my wife's bull's son and daughter's classmate, sucking his cock.
>Daughter is started, tat first, but DeMarcus places a hand on her shoulder and grabs the back of her head, forcing her to stay.
>DeMarcus nods to the stoll in the corner.
>I take my seat, and grab the remote, turning on the 16 inch CRT.
>Made it just in time to see the start of new episode.
>Can't hear the show over my daughter's slurping noises an DeMarcus's exaggerated grunts.
>Turn volume up.
>DeMarcus's fairly developed teenage voice seeps comes through the dark corner where my daughter's head is bobbing up and down, "Ayo, Mr. Garrison, you got that shit up to loud."
>Turn volume back down.
>Scoot my stool closer to the TV, so I can hear better.
>"Mr. Garrison, stay in your corner, that's the rules."
>Look over and see the whites of DeMarcus's eyes narrow.
>Play it safe, and return to my corner.
>Just as I'm settling, DeMarcus's eyes disappear, and he let's out a loud grown, filling the shed.
>I hear my daughter's muffled squeal, followed by the sound of swallowing, and a gasp for air.
>I focus my eyes, and DeMarcus is holding my daughter's head, squeezing the last of his cum load on her face.
>"Whachu staring at, Mr. Garrison."
>It wasn't a question.
>I focus back on the TV to avoid DeMarcus's gaze, but I can feel it lingering.
>I try to piece together the dialog the best I can, in between my daughter's moans, and the creaking of the shed's frame.
>It's 10:15 when DeMarcus and my daughter leave.
>I text my wife, to see if her Bull is still there.
>She texts me back that I'm punished for interrupting them.
>Been hanging out in the shed all night.
>Posting form my phone.
At least I got to watch Silicon Valley.

jesus christ how do you even come up with this I'm laughing so hard.

Well perhaps he is wondering why

the worst part is this has happened somewhere in the world, thankfully blacks have only been actively doing other colored women for a few decades now.

>inb4 rome memes

Checked

checked and cucked

I live it.

someone would cuck a man before throwing him out of his shed

cuck uprising when?

when the bulls allow them to

The Big Bang Theory. It's my favorite show to watch while my wife is in the house with her friends Tyrone and Ahmed.

Damn son

>having electricity in your cuckshed

you cunts don't know how to do it

>cucks actually get TURNED ON by this shit

that's what pisses me off the most

i laughed and read the whole thing, good job

Mine is stacked with all kinds of shit.
Got a 30 incher with all the channels, an Xbox, a gaming laptop, mini fridge filled with beer and premade sub sandwiches and snacks, and a comfy cot with extra padding and full comforter. I don't fuck around in my cuck shed. I can stay in here all night.

>cot
>padding
>comforter
what are these?

You're not a good cuck, are you? If you're good, then you're rewarded.

lol. if you're not trolling you should just kill yourself

>gaming laptop
You truly are a cuck

Why did this suddenly become a meme between 2015 and 2016? Who forced this shit?

...

Das juden

Lex The Impaler

Superhero movies and trump rallies

Well im a big weeboo so i built myself a Japanese feng shui style Cuck-shed, i moved my katana collection there and like to play with them and watch the movies of the great master Akira Kurosawa

Forgot pic of shed

Do you daydream about your waifu while your wife and her bull are going at it?

Well i like to bring my dakimakura waifu pillow with me, and roleplay as the bull as i listen to him and my wife go at it, it really makes me feel powerful and virile

>not hooking up a live feed of your wife's bedroom while she is riding the bull

smhfampai

I'm not allowed to make any noise in my shed so TV is out.

I don't have enough money to pay Rasheed for that privilege.

Sup Forums's already made my brain make a kek every time I hear about masked men and big guys, if the same connection starts happening with fucking sheds I swear to god