Family secrets. Did you mom have an affair? Your brother is a pedophile? Your uncle is in jail for rape...

Family secrets. Did you mom have an affair? Your brother is a pedophile? Your uncle is in jail for rape? Grandma is a gambler?
Stuff that everyone inside the family knows but never talks about it.

When my uncle was fucked up on coke he tried to fuck my other uncle's mouth (his younger brother) forcibly. Yep.

Guy used to babysit me.

My uncle molested both of his daughters

Bump

he in prison now?

Nah, he's governor

REALLY? COOL

Still awaiting trial. It was only a couple of months ago but he is going to plead guilty.

My dad touched my dog's butt

Dad has a bit of alcohol dependency and a gambling problem. Probably related to his depression.

My dad did favors for the local mob boss fucking up Federal Wiretaps. That is how my college tuition was paid in full before I graduated.

My uncle is in jail for like 8 DUI's.

It takes alot in Wisconsin.

I used to have sex with my cousin when we were young. He turned out a bit dumb so I sometimes think it fucked him up.

We never talk about it and he pretends it never happened.

Two of my cousins (siblings) have a half brother that they don't know about because their dad put a baby in the maid the day he officially split up with their mother (my aunt).

My family faked being refugees in order to get into America. I found out a week ago after 15 years of living here.

apparently my grandfather was a child diddler. he never touched me or anything, wasn't really around him much when I was little but started hanging around with him more when I was 13.

over the years we became very tight, our family is kind of a joke. also turns out he was gay too, but why would I be here right? anyways when my grandmother (whom I have never met) found out he was a homosexual or something in the late 70's or early 80's she went bonkers and tried to jump the narrows bridge, he packed up and chased the almighty dollar around the country with his daughter and son. running supermarkets, building fuckin' buildings and shit and designing shit. wish I could remember maybe it will come to me.

anyways,i guess there was this kid that was a friend of my dads. my grandpa was a cool cat and held pretty good jobs cause he was a fucking machinist carpenter woodworking wizard, took care of the neighborhood kids.

well anyways when he got cancer, I was taking care of him all alone by myself strung out on meth, doing my best to do whatever his crazy dying brain could come up with. also he was 6'4 and big as fuck. I had to get him up and down and shit.

anyways, this kid, I always thought it was the brain cancer talking but he said him and this kid were in love. they fucked and slept together, kid was like 8 years old.

found some kids clothes in his stuff too cleaning out shit. so apparently this kid killed himself, and my grandfather somehow managed to steal the fucking clothes.

this is on my dads side, my dad says he doesnt know or remember and won't ever fucking talk about it.

when I first found the clothes I called my mom to try and make sense of the shit and I guess everything was true. I freaked the fuck out and set the clothes on fire on my back porch

i don't know if this is a family secret but whatever. anyways I am pretty twacked on shit so I apologize for my ramblings I wanted to get this shit out

On both sides of my family my grandparents have cheated, both times it was the males. On one side he had a whole family and thus my mother has a half sister who we never speak about. Btw both grandparents are back together probably due to not wanting to loose half their money. i think one of my uncles was also abusive, his relationship didn't recover although he still sees his kids. Finally my farther is adopted but knows his real parents and so we cannot talk about his birth parents in front of his adopted mother.

my dad has a collection of child porn
>young girls from around 5-8 years old
he has an external drive in his wardrobe

>he tried to tell me that I had to sell my gun collection to help out with bills and shit
>well, dad, do you think the FBI would be more concerned with my legally registered collection or your illegal collection of child porn?
>his shocked face
>his shocked face fuels me

wow, the maid must be sexy af

Why dont you fucking turn him in? Or do you like that shit?

He's still his father, dude

shit man, that's pretty fucked up

>learn mom is cheating on dad
>on international flight with mom at the time
>tell her she's going to drop the relationship
>she refuses
>tell her she's going to drop the relationship
>she thinks I'm bluffing
>get home
>immediately load up AR and glock
>she asks what I'm doing
>look over my shoulder
>I've found the guys address through the county assessor
>halfway out the door
>she calls the guy and breaks it off
>gives me password to her phone and all her social media
>trail her for a few days to make sure
>famiry honor saved

That's pretty fucking crazy, dude
It just proves that no man is good or evil

thisand I have a free ride
i'm not going to fuck up this gravy train

wow, mom must be sexy af

Bed time
It's past yours

>famiry honor
you japs are crazy about family honor and shit

Family is kind of all alcoholics. Grandma attended AA when she was younger, Grandpa would get drunk and beat the shit out of my dad (brother told me the only time he saw my dad cry was when he told him that his dad(grandpa) beat him badly when he got drunk and he would never do that) and great grandpa beat the hell out of my grandpa. Mom and Dad are also mild alcoholics, in denial though.

honor you say?

My uncle molested all of his nephews

I molested my uncles nephews.

So do the right thing and go back to the point of origin your felonious cell came here from. Give back the money, repay the cost of the material items and gtfo.

a pederast?
or was he a kid too when it happened?

My mom secretly practices witchcraft. She's got some scary shit. Got this Crystal or glass ball that can fuck you up if you stare into it long enough

>My grandma said that her stuffing was a recipe she made.
>It was on the stouffers box.

I do big poo poos in the cubord so mommy and my dad can smoosh it on there bodys

good work son

They are jehova witnesses

No it can't you retard

My mom has cheated on my dad multiple times under his nose. At a point it was a question if he was my father or not

>load up the AR
>gives password to phone
You have to learn to sell it better user. Now go to sleep it's a school night buddy.

lol dank
poppop probably killed the kid tbh

fuck dude!
I couldn't live in a family like that
I'd black sheep and disown them all

how does it live with jehova witnesses as parents?

>my gran went full schitzoid and offed herself

>when mom was 5 she moved in with i don't even know what, i call her granny

>granny married a chomo, never touched my mom but years later it was found out that he let others

>had to be babysat by him from age 6-7

>apparently he molested me, turns out i've suppressed the thought so much that i forgot he even existed and i found this out when i had to go to therapy at 15

mfw i am developing mutable personality due to this, also me coming to terms with it brought on schizophrenia

I molested some uncles

also, you're gay now

Some people just cant handle their coke.

My nephews molested my uncle

lmao you're so full of shit. All your dad has to do is properly destroy the hdd and you're fucked.

My brother cheats on his wife.
And my brother in law cheats on my sister. Both women have no fucking idea

My aunt is a nigger lover meth-head and tried to kill herself while tripping out, on my 14th birthday, and she stabbed my grandma.
I still remember the blood stained walls.

This should have been enough to keep me away from drugs, but nope. It only fueled my use of drugs :^)

I diddled my daughters when they were little. Would start when they were toddlers, would stop after her first blood. They're all married now and as far as I know they got their husbands to diddle their daughters too so now it's a family tradition.

No, she was super plain.

hi daddy , my brownstar awaits your hairy knuckle, u old fucktard.

chomo? mutable?
stop making up words mother fucker

haha idk but i laughed when i read brownstar

>guy on the left
Leonardo DiCaprio really let himself go.

one of my cousins was sent to jail for murder. Nobody ever talks about her anymore.

chomo = child molester, i'm not even american and i know this. step up your game faggot.

i've never heard of this word either. must be a twitter thing.

I jerked off my aunti's nephew with one hand and my grandmother's grandson with the other

Fucked around with my cousin for a while, stopped, recently got back in contact again. Hope it starts up again she could suck a mean dick.

Great grandpa hung himself in the barn, grandma found him. Mom's side

Uncle flipped a tractor on himself and crushed himself as a teenager. Grandma had a nervous breakdown and grandpa put her in the psych ward for electro shock. Made no sense to me because grandma was obviously in charge and grandpa was very passive. I think he created a monster. Dad's side.

Mom would ditch newborn me at home all the time to slut it up at the bar. She probably cheated but no proof.

My mother and all her siblings all either have failed marriages or never married. Grandma usually gets drunk at family gatherings and starts pointing out all her children's flaws and failings. This is is how I found out about mom the bar slut at Christmas when I was 10.

Got Rogue Squadron though.

My dad's bro sucked my moms bros cock on the porch of his house for crack money.

prison slang

Apparently I have a great uncle on moms side who has molested every female member of family except for my mom and 1 of 4 aunt's
>grandma bursts into ridiculous tears one day softer opening envelope
>ask mom and she says she doesn't know much besides he's getting life and letter was to appear to testify of and shit idk
>every fucking female family member
Crazy mother fucker
Kind of want to meet him just to see how he acts

At thanksgiving dinner when i was 13, my aunt asked me "do you have any friends"
And before i could answer, my Drunk Mom blurted out "His only friend is DELL"


I literally cried

Rolling for this

>Same person

Uncle looks like Papa Smurf, one son turned out trans, full post op now called Debbie-Mae, other son is a world renowned dance in a gay troop.
I'm certain he is (was) a kiddie-fiddler, always wanted to baby sit me, not interested in my sisters... Parents never allowed it, worst kept family secret.

...

>every fucking female family member
even ur grammy?

My mom had an affair, my parents are still together. My brother is gay. My uncle is not in jail for rape, though he is a crack addict and sold a lot of my grandmothers things and stole money from her in her last moments of life. My aunt (I figured this out recently) used to be a stripper. Her boyfriend made her do it and got her to get breast implants, she broke up with him and for years and years never made any contact with him, but recently just randomly got married to the guy. No context on how it happened, but it did. Also, I wanna go to school for zoology but i'm a lazy drug induced fuck and my dad says I will probably never achieve my goals of working in bio labs or studying any zoological sciences. There's that I guess.

Fem user? Has it effected you in any way?

Uncle in a pedophile and a theif. Also i was molested by my sister multiple times when i was a child.
pretty sure thats why i have issues now.

I brought it up at new year in front of everyone when i was was drunk xD

Dad had/has a substance abuse addiction and mom is emotionally and mentally unstable so much you could say she's a schitz.

Men don't have morals.

Great grandfather collaborated with the nazis

Are you using the xD to hide your pain user?

Remove kebab?

he was probably a pretty decent guy

how old were daughters? How did it come out?

I guess so hence why she broke down in tears upon opening the letter it's kind of a sensitive subject but from what my mom told me every family member including gran if it's my great uncle that makes him my grans brother

I am, user, i am.

did you fap to it?

Shit often runs in families.

Fucking savages

Oldfag here. When I was about 40, I found out I had a half brother who was 5 years older than me. My dad had been divorced and had a kid before he met my mom, and for some reason this was a shameful family secret they kept hidden from me all my life, until they got back in contact with him again.

And it turns out, my big brother is actually a pretty cool guy, so in the end it's all cool.

how would you know about the husbands? Did your daughters tell you?

who did she kill? Story?

no, thats a chimo, faggot, learn your fucking words first
chomo? really? child doesnt have an o in it you fucking rednick niggerscum

>my big brother is actually a pretty cool guy
im happy to hear that

Beware. He might try to set u up now.

>who did she kill?
John Lenin :(

what did your sister do to you?

He did it for the benefits and profits as a farmer, but still a nazi traitor.

Top kek.

>nazi traitor
good goyim, yes nazi's were evil, oy vey, good goy.
yes the world would be much worse if the nazi's had won, oy vey

Fuckin whore. Stone her if you really wish to have the family honor intact.

Super slutty then