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>western europe in charge of medaling

>Per Capita

Damn, Anglo-Asian alliance when?!?!?!?!

>if our swimmers did their job we'd have like 10
Fucking pathetic lads. We are way to high on the medal tally for how shit we've been

>they thought they'd outgold us
>16gold

Why hasn't Australia been wiped off the map yet

>China, Japan and Korea
>all better at the olympics than Europe

Nice. East Asia strong.

We'll be third when all is said and done, don't worry senpai

Whats wrong with 4th

Because it's close to the same size as the US area wise

>le we're losing because we're not even trying meme

PER

IF YOU ARENT FIRST YOURE LAST REMEMBER AUSFAGS

EMU

If you're not first, you're last.

Damn look at all those high population countries ahead of us. Australia truly the goat nation.

Fucking east asia tho.

>still this riled up by australian shitposting on day 1

>PERRRRRRRRR CAPITAAAAAAA

I'M FROM THE FUTURE. THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT PER CAPITA. COME WITH ME THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.

>This damage control

>tfw Maryland-D.C. area has the second most medals of any country right now

>Australia
>8 golds at London Games
>have to double their run from last Olympics just to TIE
You still think you can make it, emus?

Don't forget VA bro

Why is america so obsessed with us?

Isn't swimming the only thing they're actually good at? You could also say track cycling, but GB blew the fuck out of everybody earlier today.

You guys were talking that good shit a few days ago before getting 420 Noscope cumshotted in BLACK Cinematic™ 4k

Hard to compete when you re busy sucking Mohammeds dick

Gymnastics, shooting, basketball, and we haven't even hit athletics

>America
>obsessed with US
Maximum overtroll.

>only thing they're good at
>more medals than literally everyone
Get out.

because we look at you as the successful younger brother who's doing better than us at most things, but damn it we had a varsity letter in high school and you didn't so suck on that nerd!

>who's doing better than us at most things
Ausfalia pls. You're not fooling anyone.

>yfw you'll never be a bottom of the barrel australian dealing with the trials and tribulations of living on an island prison colony with deadly animals and abbos.

Mfw NOrth fucking Korea beats Us in per capita, no wonder you can't wrap your fat head around it, it's unpatriotic

>PERRRR CAPITAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

>americhlorines
>ameripools

Tfw Maryland isn't s fucking cuntry top kek

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR...

>Mfw nz more medals than brazil

>Mfw per captis

>HDI
>Minimum wages
>Education
>Egalitarianism
>Gun control
>Not fat cunts

>island prison to second best country in the world, next to Norway. In

They don't give medals for 4th

>he actually believes this

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

>yfw America isn't number 1

Says literally no one.

>only country with a sustainable population on the list

Really makes you think.

>fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss

Don't forget having to fight off emus

1. For English
2. For Spanish

>he follows the HDI not the GRI
Jesus fuck.

Arsenal

GOAT Country desu
Heard he beat the ancient greeks too tonight

What happens if an Aussie illegally streams the olympics?

It's on free tv so we wouldn't

but if it wasn't... and you did...

Holy FUCKING shit, is this how deluded Australians are? Fucking pathetic.

>probably nothing, maybe just standard def because it would keep buffering if it was on some AIDS website

>American said that

>Ausfailian said that on proxy
Fixed that for you.

Either that or the Coppas would show up at your door and take you to kangaroo court

c-can you not read English? Try again lad

Frankly I doubt it, since Hola is fucked up it's too much effort for a VPN that shit cost money and the shitty free ones are actually AIDS

>Australians literally willing to catch AIDS to proxy
You heard it here first.

>thinks we need a VPN to Shitpost
I'll fucking take you now cunt

You know what I mean cunt.
Found your moral victory yet

>they're on the hook gents

If China, Japan and South Korea all finish top 5 by the end of the Olympics, are white people finished?

Why are you septic tanks all obsessed with Australia you can't shit up about per capita
>tfw God tier shitposting rustled 300m jimmies

>everyone but the US BTFO'd
We learned to use our slaves.

>they're so obsessed with us!
>literally 3 days of shitposting from ausfags about US

You little shits have always been obsessed with US. You know our politics, our geography, our stereotypes. It's disturbing, frankly.

and all just for banter on Sup Forums

really makes you think

>per capita are because it's true
6th vs 36th USA got BTFO by North Korea hoe does thet feel
>politics because out of 300 mil the best you cunts could muster up was a racist and a serial liar, bodes well for the integrity of the American population
> geography? Wtf are you talking about.
> stereotypes because US is the gaping asshole of the world other 1st world countries laugh behind your backs at your mass shootings and nigger killings

Banter which they got assblasted on. They think if they say "top bantz" enough people will believe they didn't get devastated.

>so enraged he can't even space shit out properly
You're having a literal Koala-quake, aren't you?

>PER CAPITA

When has America ever won in bantz, Union Jack countries have god tier Shitposting

Watch out for drop bears they'll bite your face off

>MUH PATRIOTISM

Because our prisons don't have enough room to rehouse them all.

>when has america ever won in bantz
The past 4 days. You might say you guys... choked.

How does Korea feel about being lower than China and Japan?

>australia is so pathetic that its citizens are embarrassed to feel patriot
brutal desu

>MUH PER CAPITA
>MUH RELEVANCY

>per capita
When two words Shitposting a whole country

>MUH SCHOOL SHOOTINGS
>MUH INSECURITY

>he thinks this meme isn't being used to signify what sore losers his country is

>MUH OBSESSION
>MUH INFERIORITY COMPLEX

hook line and sinker. Case and point right here you saw it first.
>GOATshitpostingintensifies.jpeg

You cunts ruined it.

We had the americans on the hook, getting them well and truly riled about how if we had as many people as them we would have already won 286 gold medals.

Then you cunts started getting legit mad, and now we've got two spastics capslocking and green texting meme words at one another.

>we had it we had it!!!
>I hate Americans so much
Jesus Christ this is pathetic

>you're not the winner i am, look everybody I'm the winner, I'm the winner right? look everybody
Disgusting.

America is the only country which has miraculously gone from savage barbarism to compete and utter degeneration without the usual era of civilisation

Fun Fact:

If the team in Rio weren't such chokers, and exhibited the Australian spirit as personified by Edwin "The Lion of Athens" Flack, Australia's medal tally at the end of the games would be 832 Gold, 0 Silver, 418 Bronze.

>per capita statistics
Btfo

>if we try to act like they're inferior to us, it'll be true, even though we're getting absolutely destroyed
You all realize no one believes you at this point, right?

A whole week and a bit left. God tier Shitposting we'll be fine

>back to meme damage control
back to choking like the rest of your country