Baseball Butts

I swear if males were not hairy and did not have dicks/balls, I would become gay if guys had butts like this.

>butt
are you 10 years old?

>I would become gay
I think you already are.

>I would "become" gay

Um. You can't change your sexuality, you know?

Same mate, would love him to sit on my face

>would love him to sit on my face

Why?

>I swear if men were women I'd be gay

>thinly veiled Hoechlin thread
>no Hoechlin

faggot

>tfw no misa
>tfw no fany

>>thinly veiled Hoechlin thread
>>no Hoechlin

Who's Hoechlin?

>not being able to appreciate alliteration

Kill yourself you kangaroo cuck.

Only edgy kids and thugs say "ass" when referring to a butt.

Basically any of ass/bum/backside/whatever-the-fuck-else is better than "butt". 'Booty' is childish too.

Rear end?

The new Superman who used to play baseball. His ass has been popping up on other boards.

pooter :3

Better than "butt" and "booty".

YOU A BITCH ASS NIGGA

>The new Superman who used to play baseball. His ass has been popping up on other boards

Why is this a stealth Hoechlin thread though? That butt is not his.

What about faeces dispenser

bunda?

>you will never give this ass a celebratory pat

Who is this guy?

>bum
>less childish than butt

I'm mean the OP guy.

>thugs
its okay user, you're on Sup Forums. the scary black people aren't around, you an just say nigger

Whats the deal with "black people" anyways? They're not really black and they're not really people.

Awful.