ITT we try to put things in the time capsule. Once closed, it won't open again for another 1,000 years...

ITT we try to put things in the time capsule. Once closed, it won't open again for another 1,000 years. Only dubs allows things into the capsule.

A dead pony with a dildo in its ass

cum sock

Ur mums pussy

Dubs for Spurdo

1/3 ton of imitation crab meat.

a dead faggot

30 jews and a nigger

(.Y.)

dragon dildos
fake newspapers

millions of floppy drives

A smaller time capsule filled with stuff decided from trip rolls.

A fart in a jar. Label and date it, including what the ass provider had for lunch that day.

cheseburgger

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moots dickcheese

all of the worst movies from the last 10 years

nigger

YOU

One of these bad lads

About a pound of Dijon mustard

roll

All of bubble's cats