Celeb fap thread

Celeb fap thread

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Is that a bad omen?

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but... but... i didnt want to fap tonight...

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Simply the best

Jordyn fan?

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for like 2 days now.

>damn you Sup Forums.

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She is a sexy little thing.

those tits..

you think her parents know?

don't fight it user

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Mmm...

I'm pretty sure they encourage her to be sexy.

oh my fucking god fucking jesus.

that picture.

fuck fuck fuck.

god damn you guys.

Think her daddy fantasizes about her?

that she's sexy?
they're the ones who bankroll her fucking music videos, of course they do

seriously, how in the fuck can ANY FUCKING STRAIGHT MAN look at that and say: "Ah no bro, she's too young".


You know what i mean?... LIKE, FUCKING HOW?

HOOOOOOOOWWW?

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>16 years old
>legal in Denmark
>not too young here

In Italy too.

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yeah I get it Denmark fag, you guys are civilized and shit. but we dont have that here. and everyone just follows what they're told.

here thats like worst than killing her. really.

its worst than kicking a puppy, then robbing a bank. then stealing a car from an old lady to escape. shooting the old lady and killing her. then getting in a shootout with the cops, and fucking them up, and probably raping your own mother.

im not even exaggerating.

ITS THAT BAD.

16 is legal age here in NJ too

not if you're 30.

well it is legal by law, however, I am 23 if I was in a relationship with a 15 (age of consent) or 16 year old, it would still be looked down upon socially and people would think it is creepy or even wrong, despite that it is legal. Murricah sexual consent laws are rubbing off.

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>Murricah sexual consent laws are rubbing off.

that is really fucking depressing to hear.

i have always looked up to scandinavia as model societies to follow, and to know your people is just as fucking gullible as mine really breaks my fucking heart.

god damn it user, you're making me cry.

I want to put my dick between those lips

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Well... dick out

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is it even possible to make women that look like this happy?... and keep them happy?

I can only date fat and ugly women, and they fucking try HAAARD to please me in every way, and Im not even that good looking.

I can only imagine the effort required to have a girl like this around your arm.

yeah it is sad.

16 is age of consent in NJ. It's when the other person is younger than 15 that those exceptions take effect.

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i dont believe you. it just seems too reasonable for american standards.

im gonna have to actually drive up there and try it out.

for science.

MOAR

Here's another of her for ya!

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same in my state

That flexibility

I like to edge on cam and erupt while bros send me pics of their favorite celebs. They can either roleplay or we can simply chat about them. I have no interest in seeing the other guy on cam.

I have my cam set up to be split screen, with me (and my thickness) on one side, and whatever celeb pics he/she wants to see on the other side.

Feels so good to play with fellow fans. Anyone else into this?

>irrespective of adult age.

16 is reasonable as fuck. I cant believe some states actually have it there, as I have no faith in the ability of my fellow citizens to make informed and practical decisions.

seriously, you're blowing my mind.

Are you Wash fags that reasonable in all regards to self-governance?

Her posture is horrible. Knees locked and basically over extending, artificial arch in her lower back putting far too much stress on it.

she's my ideal girl. i love her smile, and id do anything to marry her and have children with her. 5 kids at least.

abigail, i love you.

Hnnng thanks

that same pic, but enhanced.

You'd be surprised how many states have 16 or 17 age of consent.

I guess. Weed is legal here. We still have shitty knife laws though.

>be rich
>take her out often
>buy clothes and accessories.. often
>be ripped
>be at least 9/10 face wise
>have stable hight-prestige high-paying job
>have high social status
etc
etc

yeah, but you have to be within 2 weeks of each other's age, and have been born in the same hospital, and other shit. there's always some bullshit annotation added to the laws.

sex is treated worst than murder, and it fucking blow my mind away.

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>>be rich, etc...

You have it all wrong. That is why you fail.

let me guess....

"confidence"?

>lolololol. dat real life meme.

No not always. In NJ it's 16 no matter what. Same with Washington.

Dang, Dove is so fuckin perfect


JUST IMAGINE

What a great dancer

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN TICCCCC

You, also, have it wrong.

You have these assumptions about what women want. You concern yourselves with what women want. You behave how you think women want. You concern yourself with pleasing women. Sucking up to them. Putting on an act around them. Being anything but yourself.

You're beta.

Moar

>You're beta.

12 year old's opinion discarded.

the laws are fucking ridiculous
>two 17 year olds in a relationship
>the male turns 18 3 days before the 17 year old girl
>engage birthday sex
>THAT'S A CRIME
>male goes to jail

fuck i love that ass

forget the jail.

they punish you FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

i still cant wrap myself around that concept.

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is that some duff booty?

You got it!

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you think a 20 year old 10/10 successful rich actress would date the "alpha" jock, who doesn't have a job, just because he has "confidence"?

You're delusional

When you say it like that, it makes me think you don't understand what confidence is. Confidence isn't "go talk to her and be an awkward fuck". Confidence is not giving a shit if she accepts you for who you are, how you are, what you are. You think women like assholes and money, being wined and dined. They like being treated like a fucking human, not being pandered to out of fear that if she doesn't like you she won't fuck you. People can smell (bull)shit - it stinks.

MURDER OF TITS

get that logic shit out of here faggot.

this is Sup Forums.

been jerking to her ever since lizzy mcguire

Sup Forums GO AWAYYYYYY

fuck off brad goodman.

we can smell your bullshit too.

>ironically.

Said the beta newfag who probably hates women that won't date him.

>if i keep repeating the meme "beta" maybe i can convince him im an "alpha" who fucks rich young women".
>MFW

becoming more of a slut

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fucking love avrils tight little body

i bet she sucked that guy off after the picture was taken

Or gave him a titjob

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she's not ugly, but thats a bad picture.

yeees. she kept the top on. he slide his dick under it and she pushed her tits together