Leonidas of Rhodes BTFO

Will Greece ever recover?

Top kek.
Probably not, they've been BTFO every Olympiad for years now

>inb4 Spartans bring up "Muh per capita"

>you'll never attend the games in Olympia, watching oiled nude muscular men run with their dongs dangling

this nigga ripped

THICC

I just realized that that weird bottleshaped thing is supposed to be his dick

>dicklet

Greeks confirmed for having small penises

how can americans even compete?

Shit whenever I run or do anything athletic mine practically shrivels up too

>having fingers as large as your head with no ass and small dick

ayy lmao

>americucks in charge of understanding human anatomy

do you not understand the entire purpose of erections?

Looks black

WE

POTTERY

cmon Canada I've been rooting for you guys in the Olympics, no bully

Why on earth would you root for them? They get bigger heads than anybody else when they win. Let them be losers, it's the only way they stay lovable.

LOL WTF is wrong with his dick.

fun fact: tiny dicks were considered an ideal of beauty in ancient times

Gay relationship was normal in the past

>was
>not were
Europoor """education"""

running > swimming

leonidas still the GOAT

Were there even census numbers back then?

Most ancient/classic depictions of dicks show them small. Having a big dick was seen as barbaric, beastly.

small penises were a symbol of beauty back in antic greece, perfect for you americans

Confirmed Greek ran in front of a duck.

Actually it was pedo relationships. Two adult men was not ok

it was pederasty and they only fucked the thighs or so /his/ says

>they only fucked the thighs
wut

no anal penetration, the older guy pushed the younger ones thighs together and put his peepee inside

I reckon that's weirder than just buttfucking them

...

Why?

uncut dicks are perfectly normal burger

Rome is better tbqh.