Will Greece ever recover?
Leonidas of Rhodes BTFO
Top kek.
Probably not, they've been BTFO every Olympiad for years now
>inb4 Spartans bring up "Muh per capita"
>you'll never attend the games in Olympia, watching oiled nude muscular men run with their dongs dangling
this nigga ripped
THICC
I just realized that that weird bottleshaped thing is supposed to be his dick
>dicklet
Greeks confirmed for having small penises
how can americans even compete?
Shit whenever I run or do anything athletic mine practically shrivels up too
>having fingers as large as your head with no ass and small dick
ayy lmao
>americucks in charge of understanding human anatomy
do you not understand the entire purpose of erections?
Looks black
WE
POTTERY
cmon Canada I've been rooting for you guys in the Olympics, no bully
Why on earth would you root for them? They get bigger heads than anybody else when they win. Let them be losers, it's the only way they stay lovable.
LOL WTF is wrong with his dick.
fun fact: tiny dicks were considered an ideal of beauty in ancient times
Gay relationship was normal in the past
>was
>not were
Europoor """education"""
running > swimming
leonidas still the GOAT
Were there even census numbers back then?
Most ancient/classic depictions of dicks show them small. Having a big dick was seen as barbaric, beastly.
small penises were a symbol of beauty back in antic greece, perfect for you americans
Confirmed Greek ran in front of a duck.
Actually it was pedo relationships. Two adult men was not ok
it was pederasty and they only fucked the thighs or so /his/ says
>they only fucked the thighs
wut
no anal penetration, the older guy pushed the younger ones thighs together and put his peepee inside
I reckon that's weirder than just buttfucking them
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Why?
uncut dicks are perfectly normal burger
Rome is better tbqh.