My boyfriend just sent me his first nude pic. is he cute?

my boyfriend just sent me his first nude pic. is he cute?

Is that ethan? I love his fupa. great work, keep it up

Those nipples

Hell no! Fat af and such a little tiny dick.

oh shit, he's ugly. I haven't lived outside a small town. he's a 'jock' in my area?

Mfw thought I accidentally blacked out and got a gf then sent nudes to her

Fat yea. Dick isn't bad. Probs 6-6.5 hard. But can't tell unless he's hard. Could be bigger or smaller...

>those fucken nips though. Bigger than a fist.

wait the nips can be smaller!? I've never seen anyone else.nide. is this a problem?

I asked him for a nipper only shot. he's my first boyfriend is he fucked up? :(

I asked for a dick shot. I'm getting scared that there's better for me. help me out guys??

He has a cute body!

Nah he's super cute, you're lucky

he looks like someone i would love to torture

what does that mean? im scared. psycopay

>my boyfriend

nigga stop playin, we know thats you

Mache alles

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i bet if you played with that dick and made it hard it will get bigger and perform quite well,

You just made a post about it earlier, fuck off, no one wants to see your pictures.

Fat as fuck needs to lose a lot of weight.
2/10 at best

????

Tits or GTFO why are you newfags even talking to her Wtf

>talking to her
>to her
>her

what the fuck is that whale doing out of the sea??
0/10

This

Whales have big dicks so i dont think its a whale

americucks lol

Good point. I think whales are usually blue or something as well

Dubs wasted on them Bologna nipples

>wasted dubs
Kill yourself faggot

1 2 3 lemme suck that dick

He needs to lose some damn weight

I'm fucking angry that it's a definite possibility that even if you're trolling here there's many more real cases of motherfuckers looking like that getting laid and me getting nothing and it fucking makes me wanna scream

The fact that you get upset over stupid shit like someone else getting laid might be an indicator on why your lonely.

Damn! Big ass nipples on this chunky fuck

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don't get sidetracked by how it looks when soft, dicks like that tend to grow quite a lot, he'll reach at least 6 inches