Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

you know it

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where does the time go

Dude, Togame, I never tought you kept this whole thing inside you.

I only wanted to be one of those user you share a dick pic on telegram, which would be super cool to me, no jokes at all.

>Your posts are so interchangeable it's amusing, it's always you accusing someone of something and/or calling them a hypocrite.

I'm sorry you're such a newfag to this thread that you didn't know about this, and you just realized it.

I mean, I'm getting people mad on the internet, like you are now, trying to prove your points so seriously to someone that will just forget about it.

I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.

Stop trying to start internet drama.

So this is just speculation on my part. But its looking pretty grim.

Ive been asked to get an MRI of my small bowel. So either they are looking at removing the large and keeping what they can or just cutting into the large to remove my mass. Just speculation from me. But over the course of this afternoon Ive had the MRI booked and 2 other appointments made with a surgeon and my specialist.

That sounds pretty worrisome friend
What would that mean for the future if you were to undergo that kind of surgery?

Claiming Felix

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Soce
Pour bowls

Best cat

Possible colostomy bag
Possible complications brought on by not having a large bowel
Recovery issues
If the surgery to remove goes ahead, likely loss of job
Possibly unable to ride anymore so I have to sell my bike, my primary mode of transport
Other various problems involved.
Ill find out more details next Wednesday.

Trans faggot

>Stop trying to start internet drama.
>I'm getting people mad on the internet
Well you got your wish, I'm pissed off. Why are you trying to take back your actions now?

I wasn't on telegram for 3 weeks in a row because I was spending time with family, people that actually matter to me.

>never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.
You never did, because those are what we call assumptions

Get new anus, duh
The abos tore the old one up, eh?

Felix is best cat and best trap

Yo I had my large intestine removed because of colon cancer. You want some tips and shit on how to deal with the shit bag?

>You never did, because those are what we call assumptions

Come on, you posted "I want to hug the Togame" like twice so many times that I can't even count it.


>Well you got your wish, I'm pissed off. Why are you trying to take back your actions now?

Then just stop replying now.

Best trap?
Nah
>pic fucking related

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Doll claimed.
Steroids could do push ups forever.

That was not me

>Then just stop replying now.
Why because you say so? I'm still mad, you're the one that got me mad, why should I stop replying to you?

This and the last thread are pretty amusing to me

Oh man, this doesn't sound good.
I'm sure it turns out just okay.

What a strange way to start the thread with.
You know someone on steroids?

pour me some tea, senpai

God fucking dammit

no. because it's pointless.

Kinda what I meant but okay

Your arguments are pointless

Yeah got a lil bored with just saying Doll claimed all the time.
Nah Steroids is a character from Nuclear throne, that's one of the ingame tips.

true dat.

Not really. Im sure I can figure it out on my own.
No, an incurable disease formed a solid mass that shit can barely get through did.
As I said, Ill find out next Wednesday. But its just happening fast and I cant help but think of all possibilities.

I guess it is.

I said what I wanted to say and you seem content to do what you do regardless. You're still an idiot to me, and all you do is throw around accusations that can't be backed instead of actual arguments, but whatever I guess posting standards are pretty low here anyway

What disease? Cancer?

true dat

Crohn's.

Alright fam. Just know, always shave around the area the bag is going to be on, and make sure it's dry as fucking can be, or else you won't get a good seal on it

CrOHn my gosh that is terrible

Hello Doll
Up to mutch?

Heyo Syndra.
Not really, have to leave in about an hour so I'm just killing time here and playing Nuclear throne. Yourself?

You take steroids doll?

Finished everything that i needed to do, mostly killing time until evening.
Trying to figure out which mod broke when my fallout updated.

which fallout
better not be shitty 4

See Nah don't touch them personally. What's up Yuno?

Ah fair enough, we're both killing time then.
That's always fun, how many mods have you got roughly?

My torso is completely hairless. I wish I was joking.

Is there any other that would update?
~130
Mostly tweaks and fixes. No real clothing or weapon mods.

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Oh sorry, kinda worried
I'm great finally got my pc back and I'm gonna play the shit out of league
You feeling better?

You're good then most likely, but you'll still need to wash around it a lot too

>felix-user

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That's quite a lot then, kinda ironic that the updates break the fixes.

Don't be.
Well that's good then. Who are ya playing?
Not really, but that's what cold medicines for.

Mine is bigger by 4kb.

Thread is kill?

Its still updating, but I gotta get that lvl 7 zed
Well hope you get better soon

that took longer than usual.

And only things of value were gained.

I want to cum on Rory's smug face

This smug face?

Gotta head out now, later.

RIP in pieces

Good luck getting a game without him banned.
Thanks, me too.

Guessing you're opening up? Good luck with that.

Already finished. Took longer though, as an apparent lack of energy today made me say fuck it and walk instead of run.
Also, hi Doll.

Nerds

goddam this thread is so kill

Dong

my waifu is superior

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Smugger please.

I want her to think that my dick is so small that it is embarrassing. Only way I can nut is by being humiliated.

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cringe

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Says a guy who has literally tens of smiling banana pictures.

Fuck off newfag.

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>tens

>>7020977822097729976508165>>70209539002095051>>7020942972093980937756789>>70209337202093348093273315754MODS!!!!!! NYPA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!11

>Thread is dying
>Some dude finds it and starts posting banana
>mfw Thread suddenly is on life support by shitposter who tries to shitpost in a pretty much dead thread

Nyanpasu

just a man with other people trying to get rid of cancer

fuck off newfag

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i gotta make sure this thread doesnt make a comeback with its cancer, i gotta hit image limit

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>trying to get rid of cancer
>on a board that has been cancer for over 10 years

Fucking newfags. Post more smug anime sluts so I can finish already.

it sure as hell was funner back then than it is now. all you see are

YLYL
TRAP THREADS
FACEBOOK FAP
etc.

its worthless

That is literally all it was back then too you stupid newfag.

MORE ANIME SLUTS PLEASE

>le mad oldfag is mad

fuck off with your cancer newfags