Board twelve hour flight, go to seat.
See this what do?
Board twelve hour flight, go to seat
Go to lav, fap, cuz I'm not getting any.
Tell her the pilot asked for her assistants, then steal the window seat :0
Hope she falls asleep and then feel her up
I was in a situation like this when I was 16 traveling from Madrid to Buenos Aires. She was asleep the whole time. And the fat guy next to me used the toilet every hour for 13 hours. Was hell on earth
Hell on board?
Lean over and whisper, "If we crash land on water, can I hang onto your ass?"
rolling dubs for right engine critical failure.
Tell her to get her fucking bag out of my seat
Kek
She says no then Wat do
Read a book because I got a girl, this ho ain't interested, and bimbos make for poor conversation
I was in this situation exhausted and hung over, so I slept instead of at least trying.
She had to go to the bathroom but didn't want to wake me and I woke up to her losing her balance while straddling over me and falling on my lap. Wasn't sure if I was awake or having a weird sex dream for a few seconds
Press stop button, close porn folder, open disney folder, select a cartoon.
You are welcome user.
Sit my ass on her two and a half gorillion dollar gucci gabana piece of fake crocodile leather
try my hardest to look like I dont care
Kek
sit at the very edge of my seat and look at my phone
Pretty much this. She's probably dumb as duck and fake tits are gross
Me: Hello. You have amazing breasts.
Her: *blushing* Thank you
Me: *taking my seat* I mean it, they're very attractive.
I would then talk to her, get her number by the end of the flight.
casually have a conversation with her if she seems interested then pass the fuck out
Read a book and occasionally glance at her tits. What the fuck else would one do?
You have to be 18 to go on this site sir
Oh no my friend. You go test your trolling skills somewhere else.
id carry on like usually, though be a little envious of her rack.
very confident, i doubt it would work
Is this what autism looks like?
WINRAR. This shit is falling now.
Unless you look like Brad Pitt, no, you wouldn't
Chicks love the confidence
Spend the entire flight feeling old and creepy for not being able to stop myself from starting at her from the corner of my eye once in a while. I'd think things like, "I wish I wasn't an old, ugly waste of life" and "I couldn't have gotten with her when I was younger anyway". I'd think about ways to painlessly kill myself and hate myself for being too much of a pussy to just do it already, because I'm almost 30, look 40, and have absolutely nothing to look forward to.
TBH
If the flight went over international territory would rape be legal as no laws and stuff. I mean the other passengers might stare and stuff you know like as a girl is getting raped. But like legally it would be fine so there wouldn't be anything they could do
So fellow anons how would you usually start a conversation with a girl you don't know.
I have difficulties talking one to one with girls, but in group I do fine. I'm not good at starting conversations...
STARE DIRECTLY AT HER FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
SAY NOTHING
BREATH DEEPLY
OPEN MY SKETCHBOOK
IT IS RAGGED AND TORN AND CLOTH WITH STAINS ON THE COVER
I CUT OUT MAGAZINES OF WOMEN AND GLUE THEM INTO MY SKETCHBOOK
I DRAW THE WOMEN NEXT TO THE MAGAZINE CUT OUTS
SOMETIMES I JUST MAKE COLLAGES
I OPEN MY BAG AND REMOVE A DUSTY STICK OF CHARCOAL
IT IS GETTING ALL OVER MY HANDS AND MY FACE IS COAL MINE LOOKING
I START DRAWING HER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND I KEEP A STOPWATCH ON MY PHONE FOR 30 SECOND GESTURES
EVEN IF SHE MOVES I WIN
ADD DICKS TO THE DRAWINGS
ADD GURO TO THE DRAWINGS
TAKE A PHOTO WITH MY PHONE
POST AND REBLOG
You're kidding right
ofc, we do, but id still be confused and a bit weirded out
She's clearly a superficial slut, so your confidence can fuck off if you are less than a 9 look wise. Or, unless you can casually flash a $5k roll of cash
tell her to wear a seatbelt in the future, maybe she wouldnt have gotten so fucked up then.
ignore her because I'm not good at talking to hot girls, and because she looks like a nasty bitch anyway
I can do one of those things
>flight attendant
>"miss is this gentleman harrasing you"
>She gets moved to business or first class
ask to change the seat since you already can see how annoying she is
Dis bait.
Stow away my carry on. Ask her to move her bag. Take my seat put in head phones, start chewing some gum and close my eyes. 12hr flights are hell, I don't want to talk to anyone.
Look down at my cock and notice I'm Evan Stone
And it's the flight to Hawaii for the movie Island Fever 3
>Dis gonna be gud
MFW I know my porn
I'd flirt with her if she was responsive to it. If not I'd just leave her alone.
>excuse me, but your fucking bags on my seat
Ask her to come over for a bowl of eggs.
Air Marshall might stop you. Also I think most people in general wouldn't let thus happen unless the planes full of Indian dudes.
I'd scream into her tits
>*handcuffed* 'I din du nuffin'
I would go sit down in my seat, for starters.
/thread
help cut her hair
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>Evan stone
>not Manuel Ferrara
You picked the inferior porn star to be, user
Act normal, if noth happens act as a fag till shes relaxed, then when flights over tell your straight and ask her to dinner
Or, if shes a bitch just ask home much to get in 30k ft club
That's who took the photo, shit tard
this
Take my seat, say one of my many generic plane greetings, and then proceed appropriately based on her interest. If she's interested, chat as much as possible about her. If she isn't, play Gameboy the entire flight while stealing glances at her rack as frequently as humanly possible then staring at her after we get off until she leaves the airport before completely forgetting she existed by the time I reach my hotel. Then I have dreams about the overweight 45 year old housekeeper walking in on me coming out of the shower and me getting some very sad sex.
...
Tell her that I am a assistant manager at dollar general. Bitches get whet when I drop that shit
like a stubborn child
Drink alcohol until I pass out. She is not my type too preoccupied with social media and publicly dresses like a whore.
almost 30? bro you aint even old
But easy lay tho.
Tell that self absorbed bitch to move her fucking bag then start ordering drinks.
Scream Allah Akbar and explode.
Only true answer.
>y-you too
Do you drive a used Porsche or sell used Porsches?
Stare straight ahead, never making eye contact the entire flight
say hi and watch a film on those airplane televisions probably
>her
>Knowing this much about porn
seeing its Madison Ivy, i would ask when is she un-retiring.
You could get her addicted to heroin.
...
You go through that stage of feels in your late 20s/early 30s. Gets better at about 34
Kill this consumerism abomination with fire.
>Sit as wide as possible
>Open up my 19 inch Alienware Laptop
>Make sure she can see the pure awesomeness that has just been bestowed upon this plane
>Turn on rainbow-road mode to impress her
>Make sure she can see the screen
>Go to my documents
>Open up this magical file called b.mp4
>At this point I turn my face towards her
>Look her in the eye
>She looks me in the eye
>We're looking each other in the eye
>Hit the Enter button
>She hears the satisfying button press and instantly orgasms from the thought of touching my keyboard
At this moment the following starts to play:
youtube.com
I tried to reverse search the image for research purposes.
What the fuck.
DAMN !!!! I'm 53. All you need is CONFIDENCE! I'd see what her plans are and maybe make a suggestion of having somewhat the same plans. "oh, you have to wait for someone to pick you up? That's too bad. Maybe we should have a little coffee and something to gnosh on until then? I would HATE to leave such a fine young lady alone here,. You never know what or who is liable to come by." Don't press it, just show self confidence. My God. Wait, are you still in middle school? either way, it's always like that.
youtube.com
do this song instead u. cuck nigger
recommend a hamstring workout routine
>If she's interested, chat as much as possible about her.
Why though? It is highly unlikely to be an interesting conversation, esp. if it is about her.
beautiful.
Lol
That wasn't worthy of a kek.
talk to her ofc
>alienware
kek
>Me: Hello. You have amazing breasts.
that could work if said properly
> they're very attractive.
you're out
I remember when this was first posted to Reddit.
if he clearly says it as a joke
how would you react
>posts random slut pic
>asks "See this what do?"
basically a 12 year gay faggot is asking instructions on how should he masterbate.
OP, you won the prize "Faggot of the Month"
so which porn convention are you headed to?
>Drop my briefcase filled with one Gorrialian dollars in front of her
>hope she doesn't realise I'm 130kg of sweat and grease
>M'lady.jpg
>Continuously interrogate her about her favourite anime
>ask her if she needs the bathroom because I am a gentleman and will get out of my seat for her
>Get friendzoned again even though I'm a gorillianare
exactly. CONFIDENCE only scales with LOOKS.
i guarantee if you were ugly that same line would come off as creepy instead of confident.
>Arbiter of all things funny, detected
>superficial slut
maybe, probably
>your confidence can fuck off
>Or, unless you can casually flash a $5k
not necessary. this bitch know she's hot, you have to present yourself bigger than her and at the same time lower her status. if you're good enough you will bang her before the plain lands