Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

[yuno]
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[shiro]
hey there. are you feeling less sick today?

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Definitely. Pretty sure my cold is all cleared up. How are you today?

Claimed.
Hello faggots,
I'm fucking sore from having helped my little brother move for the whole day.
What have you been up to?

sure
the world is a boat

Ay lmao

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You really like this image.
>Be a not-boat boat with me.
But you are a boat

you know the drill

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Hey shiro, last thread was full but you pretty much answered what I wanted to know
Good to hear you're feeling better

New thread means new life!
Yay

Did chores the whole day and cooked. Nothing else

>You know the drill
>Posts Rem

So it's time to go into a vomit Inducing rage over how shitty Subaru is?

What did you cook though?
I made an improvised vegetable stew the other day. Shit was cash.

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That's good to hear
how was your day?

Excellent. Maybe we'll have a boat filled thread at this rate.
That's what i said. I'm a boat that's not from Kancolle.

Fried Egg Rice and I tried playing a bit with the seasoning. Put many things in it but it turned out only okay, so I'll stick with Salt and Soy Sauce.

I'll answer that question with a question
Wanna play league later?

Can never get fried rice right.
Do I actually have to get that sushi rice from the china store or can it be done with any basmati?

I say that because I'm too lazy to post "Calamity-masu'd" like I always have. But that works too.

Hey shiro

That school sucks?

SENPAI!

Hey liebling

How are the boats?

Thats also a lie

Hey you. How are you today?

I'll answer that question with a question
Do wanna see me suck really bad at a video game?

(You)
That pic is great

I'm ok. Procrastinating like a lazy jerk though. How about you?
Eh? But Shizuru isn't in Kancolle...

I'll answer once again, with a question
Do you want to have fun with friends and make me happy?
Also
>Im level 3
I think you'll be fine

Just doing the welcome college stuff

On what?

Heya Fran!
How was your day?

y e s
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s
you got your computer back?

I didnt say anything about Shizuru being kancolle

Claiming Felix

>I won
You figured it out, I did!
Still posting from mobile because I am just done with eating.
So how are you today?

I'm going camping the rest of this week. Need to go to the store. Then leave.
I'm confused now....
Please explain it to me, Master.

I get to meet my professors today

Hey there

Where you going camping?

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Should be neat.

I might have a job interview later today whenever I'm able to reach the place. It's a basic job like I used to have but I think it's what I need for now

Just somewhere nearby. Washington.
?

Oh, sounds like a lot of fun. Hope it will be fun.

at lunch and a group of niggles came down to sit with me. Extreme worry.
>jk they're chill

Slow thread?

Off for a shower
Come on now.

dude thats fucking great, go get that shit tiger
you think they will hire you?
>league can wait dw
check your pockets

My husbando

its decent i think
slow = comfy

Yeah, the student org fair is today also. So I get to find some friends

Have fun!

Hope so


Anything much going on for you?
Slow is good

Don't fuck up

Senpai is smart

you sick motherfuckers are "claiming" these girls, who are OBVIOUSLY underage as your wives? I didn't know this was the 1800s. You pedophile assholes are done

Heya

Don't have any

i feel kinda dumb
sleep deprivation makes my head hurt

>felix
>waifu
>underage

Wew laddie

Slow is good, but I didn't think it would be as slow at this time. Usually it picks up in pace a bit, at least when I was in here more often.

Don't worry, most of the time only the social studies professors are crazy lefties. You'll be fine.

T-T-T-TRIPLE FAIL

I think I have good chances for this one compared to the industrial jobs. I have over 3 years of experience for this one
I'll try

idgaf about your dumb waifu names but these girls look like they're 12 YEARS OLD

So, you doing anything fun?

Yeah, you haven't been sleeping much.

Have you tried warm milk? That generally helps

But it's fine as it is!

What kind of job is it?

Technically double

Triple though because he said it's the 1800s

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>Waifu
>Felix

You done fucked up

>felix-user

> calling someone else a crazy leftie
> pic is a frame from gravity falls with undertale shit edited onto it

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Just playing the battlefield 1 beta. What about you?

Fucking Weeaboos.

>Felix
>Girl

Choose one

It's not yuuko

It's Yuuuuuko

The few I got a chance to personally talk to were nice. Only one was in my department, and he taught the higher level stuff

Waiting to meet with my professors

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Claiming

True, no complaints from me. Just spooky

replying

Life sucks.

this

Drop Out

Threads really started slowing down about mid-July.

hardware store job. I feel like it's all I can handle for now. I don't have what it takes to do something tougher

Claimed.

That was the point my cat, also how's Battlefield 1 so far?

So? That's great so far

sounds like you do have a pretty good chance, i believe in you man
i need to do something so migjt miss you
give it an hour or two
thats when it usually spikes
its because i choose not to
dw i can sleep whenever i want i just rather spend it with friends

Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

Drop Out

Why's that? They were fast when I used to be in them more often.

Oh my, I might be out of the thread by then

Hello friends
>no life returned
>Juvia claimed

I can drop you out with some strangling.

Drop out

I'm not sure if I should ask of this is ironic at this point...

Is it?

Not that spooky

This is spooky
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That's a step in the right direction though!

Soon you wont be a NEET anymore!

I haven't talked with any I will have this year yet

You really should of you are getting headaches

Also, if you are just thirsty get a glass of water

How are you?

Aside for dropping out

Still, you seem rather bummed out. Is everyone okay?

I'm not too sure. People lost interest as the summer dragged on, or just left for the Discord or other third party chats.
Hi.

A lot of people moved to telegram and stopped posting here

does kombu count

Too spooky

That sucks, not that I can really say that. I haven't posted much myself

Oh my

Thanks~ I'll be heading out now. Hope I can see ya later
I'm not one already but it will make me closer to one. I'll see you later

Why oh my?

I'm more than happy to help.
Just think of it as an intense hug.

Yes and no. It's a secret shhhh....

I'm sure today is going to be just fine. Just like how you mingling in school will go.

Hello shiro!
What's today's activity?

If Fran was an MtG card what do you think her colours would be?

hello friends

Am i not Shizuru?

I'm not too sure as of yet. Maybe some anime, or some music.
How about you?
Cute mouse.

Kind of eh tbh

But it's only one map in it so yeah

>felix-user

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Hello ears

Currently listening to Ben Shapiro.
If you're into political propaganda

I'm not your "friend" buddy.

That's the kind of hugs I like.

>Off for a shower
In the docks?