What does putting your penis in a girls poop hole feel like?

What does putting your penis in a girls poop hole feel like?

Like putting your penis in a man's poop hole

Feels great. Tighter.

Gotta love the feeling of being submitted to.

Gritty

Like fucking a warm cheesecake. A double chocolate warm cheesecake.

like a bag of sand

Blowjob with no teeth.

It doesn't feel as good as pussy. It's tighter at the entrance, but looser inside. I don't really enjoy it much

>It doesn't feel as good as pussy
virgin detected

Best thing ever

Bender detected

It's the shit

It smellz

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Never actually done it detected. While which hole is preferable is subjective his description is accurate.

It's like sticking your dick in a warm tunnel caked with smelly mud.
That's about as accurate as I can put it.

>don't worry, itz only smellz

like quicksand

God damn japs are fucking weird...

Underrated post.

It's really tight, it clenches hard around the base of your dick. Very different from a vagina.

It feels fuckimg godly when you sink it into her, and she's crying but you make her beg you for it. Bonus points if your girl cums from anal.

The description of the other bro is pretty accurate
>neverdoneit detected

It's okay. I agree no where near as good as the pink. However my wife likes it as it makes her feel like a dirty whore. The feel really depends but yeah tighter at first

Kek.

Yez, yes, beautiful...

And repeat in Italian accent. Ala R. Siffridi

Doesn't feel much different to be honest. Maybe a little tighter, its more of a mental high of the submissive part of it.

Shitty part is (bun intentional) after you done you don't really want to just roll over and lay there with your dick just being in the hole she literally shits out of. Me, I just want to go straight to the shower and wash off.

ask ur sister

it gets loose

you can barely feel anything if you butt fuck daily

That's why you get ATM and then she can deal with it.

here the other tiem i brown holed her

anal sex is the most overrated thing.

Don't believe the gay shitlords who are trying to tell you anal sex is "muhh wonderfull".

Maybe it is good if you are a male and receiving (--> prostate) but a female has no extra pleasure, it stinks, sometimes it hurts her, sometimes it hurts him (your dick needs lube too!).

all in all it is better than nothing, yes.
but a saucy fresh vago is 100 times better;
at least that's my experience.

forget porn. it does not work this way in general.

It's the idea that is cool. A girl letting you put it in her ass will let you do anything. Once you do it, you will be like "that was cool. Now where dat pussy?" In reality, you should probably wash your stick after.

sour milk
salty coins

>you don't really want to just roll over and lay there with your dick just being in the hole she literally shits out of
Speak for yourself user, that's the main reason I partake it.
Fuck the submission, knowing my dick is buried in her chocolate cavern, just makes me hard enough for round 2

source please?

Yeah and thats a good way for her to get sick, and also i'd like to kiss her (she's my wife) and I really don't want to kiss fresh ass mouth.

Wow sounds like you fuck some nasty bitches then.

Ok, that was fucking hilarious. Source?

If she does a bit if simple prep beforehand then none of that is a problem.

Like shit

I don't have a sister, if I did i'd just give her some sleeping pills & find out that way

I just had to run to toilet to dump a shit or I'd craped my pants

DOUBLE KEK

banged dozens of girls in the pussy and ass and I have no idea what this fag is talking about

> small dig diggly detected

No fucking way, women LOVE that and it's much less painful/dangerous. I've been in 2 multi year relationships where we only did anal. Damn near every day many times a day, never got hurt and they fucking love it. You can go harder on an ass then on a pussy too, don't have to worry about hitting the pelvic bone and breaking my fucking dick again

My wife almost always cums from anal. 1 out of 5 times our intercourse is anal. Love it

sure thing ... plz go on, we listen and totally take you seriously.

found the virgin

I think not

My wife gets off from a little anal stimulation from time to time, and if she's really drunk she wants my dick in there. Most of the rest of the time though, she doesn't like it and it usually hurts her if she isn't relaxed enough first. I absolutely love anal sex as an occasional alternative but it isn't something I want all the time.

spotted the minor

it all started in 1977....

100 times better is a bit much but you are right. It is better. I like the feeling of bashing a girl's cervix with my cock head and knowing that it is the end. In the ass, the only end is getting the last train to stink town.

>there are anons in this year of 2016, that actually want to stick their dicks in a smelly bacteria filled hole that's filled with poo daily
wew lad, this generation is fucked.

Pretty much this. We do it when we are feeling dirty but its not a day to day thing.

It a lot easier to just blow in her the we kiss then fall asleep. I don't want to sleep with shit dick on my sheets.

Dumbest shit I've ever read.

Never got shit dick except with a chubby chick, that happened twice with her and I kicked that poop whore to the curb

That is rank

>it's much less painful/dangerous
>women LOVE that
>You can go harder on an ass then on a pussy too

>train to stink town.
and thats a point too
sometimes it takes days and multiple showers till your dick stops stinking.
> although that does not happen often

Wait until you wake up with a UTI you got from anal sex with a girl.

Opinions are like arse holes... Actually, probably the wrong thread to say that.

Cunts are just too tight and wet. Ruins my sensitivity, I don't expect you to understand human sexuality

Feels tighter and more intense. If trained, can also be much more fun.

Yes, you can train your butthole.

as opposed to the one you got from anal sex with a guy?

I have, one time I didn't take a piss right after and got a UTI. Lesson learned, piss after sex.

> small kek

fucking amazing

>UTI
Literally just piss after sex...problem solved.

More or sauce?

That's fucking sexy.

with that kind of logic then cock are only for pissing and vagines are only for bleeding and pissing too

It's fucking disgusting, no wonder why fags do it all the time.

Depends on how slippery the entrance is. After that the pooper doesn't hug your dick the way a ribbed pussy does

>implying vaginas are not smelly and bacteria infested..
faggot

it also ignores all of history. Romans had a job title called analist. They just fucking sat there and watched bitches get fucked by donkeys or fist themselves in the ass

go back to school and this time you must not sleep during bio class

> what a stupid undeducated little cunt

>Daily
You should tell your bitch not to eat so much!

seek help

Mine gf ass is mine to use if I want to. Only thing she doesn't want facials...

yes you shitloard. healthy vagos are usually not very smelly (other than like a little soure) and ther are absolute ZERO harmfull bakteria in there.

In your poopy you have bacteria that are good for you, but ONLY as long as they stay there.

bacteria inside the vago are absolutely harmless, it is not sterile in there though

Only if they have shit up there. An experienced woman rinses before anal

u had to go there didnt u

>soure
sourish

Vag naturally lubes and she gets more from it. Ass is more kinky but doesn't feel as good. An opinion, not a criticism.

Tighter and surprisingly nice

>ITT: people who have no concept of an enema
Anal sex never has to be dirty.
Lurk moar you fucking virgins

creampies without repercussions

checkmate, vaginas

...

I'm pretty sure anal is only appealing because women hate it.

YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

A rinsed lower colon is still an e-coli incubator

I can best describe it like vaginal sex is like fapping with the whole hand.
Anal sex is like fapping with just forefinger and thumb.

>2016
>Not using contraceptive or morning after pill

Better than a pussy

Incorrect

>hey girl
>put some water up your butt and take a shit right after so I can stick my penis in there
Top kek

u just chose to get rekt.

warm, tight and her moans make it all better. Practically doing anal is more as an act of domination over the woman. I started doing it with my girlfriend because I really wanted it.. now she loves it.

not bad. doesnt do much for you when you fuck a girls ass deep though since it doesnt squeeze your whole cock like a pussy does. it feels best when you just basically fuck her in the ass shallow so her sphincter moves back and forth around the head of your cock

agree

would anyone consider eating from a plate on which some poop had been and which had only be cleaned by dipping it a few times in water?

im with this guy with enough lube its the best damn sex you will have, and women that hate it are also doing it wrong, if you dont use enough lube then it will not move at all and will be unpleasant for both