I know it's said to never get relationship advice from Sup Forums but I wanna break it off with my current gf so much...

I know it's said to never get relationship advice from Sup Forums but I wanna break it off with my current gf so much that I don't mind ruining my relationship.

Anyway, I got involved in a long-distance relationship with a Latina about a year ago and as anyone who's been with a Latina will no doubt know, they are fucking nuts. I have never been mentally stable and I'm currently going through my most recent of depressive periods. I can't be there for her, I can't support her and, in short, I can't do all the things that a bf should and knowing these things just makes me feel even worse.

To make things worse, I naively used the L-word, took her virginity and as I am her first 'love', she's kind of tricked herself into believing that I will be her only. I've tried to break things off with her various times but she convinces herself every time that I am just lying to her because of this depressive mood. Whilst that may not be strictly untrue, I just don't want her to suffer anymore. I'm thinking of just hiring a hooker and sending her pictures to break it off as that is one of the only things that she won't tolerate (parental relationship issues) on my behalf although I suspect she will find a way of talking herself around the idea, even then.

Please help, Sup Forums. What should I do?

Pic related: it's her. Responses may get more and possibly nudes even though there are relatively few. She's an 8/10 qt3.14 and I'm a 2/10 probably as it is. I doubt I'll ever do better.

Post tits op come on now

That was helpful.

Post kik or sc and tits and say you leaked them. Thatll end it fast

Motherfucker, you're on Sup Forums. What do you expect? As far as your lady problem goes; just end it man just be straight up with her, you're unhappy and the longer you let this drag out the harder it's gonna be. Gotta watch out for those Latinas they're nuts by goddamn does my dick love them

Nah, as much as I want to end it, I want to protect her integrity and want to let her down gently. That's part of the problem.

Then send them to me and they'll be fake leaked.
>kek

Dude, as much as this may be Sup Forums, there is an element of fair trade. I'm not gonna give you shit if you don't give me shit.

ffs

tell her you're done with her, then delete her number, unfriend, cut all contact

common sense nigga; it's not rocket science

also, long-distance relationship are a no-no

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That her? Dayum. And we are giving you advice lel

Well there's your advice
>long distance
>not sure how to end it
>nigger what

Where is she from OP?

What part of let her down gently do you not understand?

This fucking idiot

Gonna have dinner now. Keep this thread going and you might get nudes.

Goddamn you're such a pussy dude fuck her man just be done with it in general, it's long distance give it a week tops and she'll have my dick in her mouth
/thread

OP don't be a faggot. Knock her up. It'll be your only chance to reproduce.

watz her name n r u shure? sh mite b cray bt u cn all wayz js say da truthe

>What part of let her down gently do you not understand?
she'll be let down heavily anyway

don't delude yourself into thinking you can do it gently

if she cares, she'll be super-upset anyway

if she doesn't - well, she won't care anyway

if anything, your soft-pedalling attempts will only piss her off more

What's her name?

>want to break up with gf
>don't mind ruining relationship

what relationship? just break up and the relationships over.

>I'm not gonna give you shit unless you give me shit

well I'm not gonna give you shit unless you give me shit. like you said, no one wants nothing for something. so make with the pics or no fucking advice.

I gave her 6 months last year.

Colombia

Dafuq?

Dafuq?Why is it in every one of these threads I find people wanting the name of the person involved? How the fuck is that gonna help you?

I think I know her. she went to my school.

Kek
>thinking he holds the high hand

And which school would that be?

I can leave and find porn elsewhere. you're the one with the shitty thread asking for advice.

I literally haven't even read the OP. I'm just waiting for tits.

Everyone can go and find porn elsewhere. That's part of the reason why anyone would stick around in one of these threads. Goddammit you virgin neckbeards are making me feel better about myself...

kek

k enjoy your lonely thread

Blurred screenshot during a Skype conversation. Not gonna post anything incriminating.

I'd gladly trade lives with you op. I'd go as far as to even pay you.

Aww...fuck

>neckbeard kek
Better then no beard. Post her user fag

Damn boy you better stay with that bitch

Move to her city kek

What's the catch? She got bad teeth or what?

Man you better stay with that and hit it 24/7

Crazy thing is that I'm in EXACTLY the same boat as you in every single way except my girl is Asian and I am white. What do? Good question bro. I know it's tough but considering our depressive personalities it is best not to make any rash decisions that we will regret. I'm afraid if I break mine off I will regret it and an hero. Take some very serious thought and consideration into what you decide because there won't be any going back. If she acts crazy try having a serious conversation with her about it. She needs to understand that acting nuts will only push you away. If you decide to stay with her then make some goals and set a timetable for when you can be together.

the catch is OP is making up his girlfriend and lying to everyone about it.

bro, it's not that I don't want to be with her per se but it's just that I'm not in the right place to have a relationship right now. I've suggested we separate until I get back on my feet but she won't accept that, all-the-while asking for all the things that a girlfriend needs.