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PWOSBSA (PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN) edition

tfw not an olympic event sub edition

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this is going to get bumped so hard

1st for /crows/

based fucking crowbro

pointless match tonight desu

who /dabloos/ here?

lads we are coming OUTTA NOWHERE tomorrow

witness us

who /weekoffinsc/ here?

Lindsey Thomas is the greatest footballer of our time.

Hello AusWORMS.

Tigers, guys. Next year is the year.

You will never lay in bed post coitus with Nathan Fyfe discussing which club he will be playing at in 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=TR2VuWFYfLU

I somehow very much doubt that, PP

Why are the hawks so good? Is it because god blessed them?

Umpire and MRP assistance

pffft thats just jealousy talking AusWORM

Hawks are a protected species, so gob sucking umpires look after them.

Home ground advantage in Tasmania
Grand Final played at MCG
Box Hill Hawks VFL affiliate able to replicate gameplan for new plans

>yfw an EAGLES flag is worth 1.5 Victorian flags

who /stayinguptoseemackdaddytobtfochinaagain/?

im already tired of /aus/lympics desu

>EAGLES

hahahahhahahahahaha

buttt i would like to see based mack reck pisses purple sang yun again.

spot the odd one out

GAJ

how many games have hawthorn been gifted this year.

At least 4

Where's Cox been? Haven't seen him for a month now.

Shit game desu

>worst cuckstralia
KEK

Lose some weight and you'll see cox again.

all these booty blasted little girls

Dean Cox retired years ago

Probably won't be on Sup Forums
I forgot how bad the freshcunt migrants are during the Olympics

Kek, but I'm a measly 55kg so that's no working banter. I'm going to guess he fucked off to America after realising the Pies stood no chance.

>freshcunt

aloha, reddit!

He's a manchild faggot who gets triggered on the reg

twitter.com/masonsixtencox/status/762190110142017536

t. Engimal

Is he joking here?

>engimal
What did I ever do to you, cobberino?

What did he mean by this?

You're an easy target and you make yourself extremely obvious

I actually wasn't the first poster, I just happen to be here

Just bought a few new shirts, including a Hugo Boss one. It looks fairly…boss.

Good taste mate. Hugo is flash as fuck.

>ballantyne requesting trade to iggles

/S T A T E P R I D E/

Hi /afl/

American living in Germany here. I got into AFL when the 2000 Grand Final was shown on TV in the US. I picked one of the teams and decided they'd be my team.

I picked fucking Melbourne. They've been shit since.

Should I change my allegiance? I think if I were to change it would be to the Crows because I fucking love me some crows (the birds).

In all my other sports my teams are horrible so I can also just deal with it, but I'm just interested in your opinions.

Good to see you're putting the advise we gave you last thread into practice you pathetic NorWORM.

change to crows cause of your flag colours, dees are on the way up it seems though

You've picked the wrong time to get off Melbourne. They'll be a top 8 side in about 2 years.

>cuckstern cuckdogs

who /top1/ here?

There's already a German who posts here every now and then that goes for the crows

Also see , Melbourne beat the Hawks last week and I'll bet 2-3 years from now they'll be a top 8 side.

NEVER betray your team, lad.

If it makes you feel better, Melbourne right now are the strongest they've been in a decade. They'll probably only finish 2 or 3 games outside of finals and will be looking to finish in the 8 next year

>losing to Melbourne
no wonder you'd support a team with no gumption or spine, NorWORM

not for long hawkroach, lindsay thomas WILL kick 10 tomorrow

Where's seething greentext BSA man?
Get in here lad, your mortal enemy awaits.

Ahhh jealous little NonhawthornWORMS

wriggle and seeth

Are you a gay?

how many medals do you have per capita? oh wait

GOOD posts

>being this obsessed with our sport
kek

KEK

KEK

>jumping off when we're finally on the upturn after a decade of shit
wut

population of hawthorn
21,177

grand final medals - 18+5

number of hawthorn grand finals 13

13x 23 = 299

299/ 21,177 = 0.014

Friendly reminder this half time break is brought to you by the Toyoto Good For Footy Raffle™

>upturn

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not so friendly reminder if your team's suburb/town/city isn't written on your birth certificate you're as plastic as they come.

Is there even a hospital in North Melbourne?

This. Proud East Melbourne supporter.

isn't that literally where the royal children's hospital is?

>North Sydney
close enough I guess

I thought it was technically in Carlton

Hawthorn reporting in

you're probably right

australianfootball.com/clubs/stats/East+Melbourne/98/

foundation club, strong history

Actually, apparently its in Parkville, inbetween North Melbourne and Carlton

Gotta support Uni Blacks then I guess.

I identify as Hawtho-sexual

don't tell Sup Forums about this

>he was born in a hospital
>not a private birthing centre

>he wasn't born in a manger

So you're a homo then?

>In 2006 a Roy Morgan survey seemed to find some statistic evidence that Hawthorn fans were far more likely to be gay. Among many other things, the survey found that Hawthorn fans were:

>Made up of 63% men
>35% more likely to be aged 25-34
>48% more likely to consider themselves a homosexual
>25% more likely to feel comfortable giving their credit card details over the internet
>28% more likely to have been to a professional sports event in the last three months

convictcreations.com/football/psychology.htm#.V62v9RCGTqA

Who /reptilian/ here never been born i broke out of my egg like a man

>tfw Clayton
Hawks supporters are absolutely disgusting

The hospital I was born in is now apartments for slightly rich 40 year olds

Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch

Seagulls promoted to AFL when?

I was wondering where you were

>87 posts
>not a single one about the game

why do I even bother

Game is shit.

Happy?

Who peaking at the right time here?

No it isn't, only a goal in it

Better than most games I've watched this season

>beating gws at home
yeah good luck with that

CHING CHONG

*SQUISH*
*SQUASH*

>Collingwood """""""defending""""""

>WORMany

based dave the man

Is that that literally retarded Pies supporter?

You were saying?

Melbourne? Also v concerned about the cheeky fiver I put on Pies to win when odds were at 3.

>1 in 10,176,643 medals per capita

bumped so hard.

Zero interest, but a good game, Doggies will win.