PWOSBSA (PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN) edition
tfw not an olympic event sub edition
PWOSBSA (PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN) edition
tfw not an olympic event sub edition
this is going to get bumped so hard
1st for /crows/
based fucking crowbro
pointless match tonight desu
who /dabloos/ here?
lads we are coming OUTTA NOWHERE tomorrow
witness us
who /weekoffinsc/ here?
Lindsey Thomas is the greatest footballer of our time.
Hello AusWORMS.
Tigers, guys. Next year is the year.
You will never lay in bed post coitus with Nathan Fyfe discussing which club he will be playing at in 2017
I somehow very much doubt that, PP
Why are the hawks so good? Is it because god blessed them?
Umpire and MRP assistance
pffft thats just jealousy talking AusWORM
Hawks are a protected species, so gob sucking umpires look after them.
Home ground advantage in Tasmania
Grand Final played at MCG
Box Hill Hawks VFL affiliate able to replicate gameplan for new plans
>yfw an EAGLES flag is worth 1.5 Victorian flags
who /stayinguptoseemackdaddytobtfochinaagain/?
im already tired of /aus/lympics desu
>EAGLES
hahahahhahahahahaha
buttt i would like to see based mack reck pisses purple sang yun again.
spot the odd one out
GAJ
how many games have hawthorn been gifted this year.
At least 4
Where's Cox been? Haven't seen him for a month now.
Shit game desu
>worst cuckstralia
KEK
Lose some weight and you'll see cox again.
all these booty blasted little girls
Dean Cox retired years ago
Probably won't be on Sup Forums
I forgot how bad the freshcunt migrants are during the Olympics
Kek, but I'm a measly 55kg so that's no working banter. I'm going to guess he fucked off to America after realising the Pies stood no chance.
>freshcunt
aloha, reddit!
He's a manchild faggot who gets triggered on the reg
t. Engimal
Is he joking here?
>engimal
What did I ever do to you, cobberino?
What did he mean by this?
You're an easy target and you make yourself extremely obvious
I actually wasn't the first poster, I just happen to be here
Just bought a few new shirts, including a Hugo Boss one. It looks fairly…boss.
Good taste mate. Hugo is flash as fuck.
>ballantyne requesting trade to iggles
/S T A T E P R I D E/
Hi /afl/
American living in Germany here. I got into AFL when the 2000 Grand Final was shown on TV in the US. I picked one of the teams and decided they'd be my team.
I picked fucking Melbourne. They've been shit since.
Should I change my allegiance? I think if I were to change it would be to the Crows because I fucking love me some crows (the birds).
In all my other sports my teams are horrible so I can also just deal with it, but I'm just interested in your opinions.
Good to see you're putting the advise we gave you last thread into practice you pathetic NorWORM.
change to crows cause of your flag colours, dees are on the way up it seems though
You've picked the wrong time to get off Melbourne. They'll be a top 8 side in about 2 years.
>cuckstern cuckdogs
who /top1/ here?
There's already a German who posts here every now and then that goes for the crows
Also see , Melbourne beat the Hawks last week and I'll bet 2-3 years from now they'll be a top 8 side.
NEVER betray your team, lad.
If it makes you feel better, Melbourne right now are the strongest they've been in a decade. They'll probably only finish 2 or 3 games outside of finals and will be looking to finish in the 8 next year
>losing to Melbourne
no wonder you'd support a team with no gumption or spine, NorWORM
not for long hawkroach, lindsay thomas WILL kick 10 tomorrow
Where's seething greentext BSA man?
Get in here lad, your mortal enemy awaits.
Ahhh jealous little NonhawthornWORMS
wriggle and seeth
Are you a gay?
how many medals do you have per capita? oh wait
GOOD posts
>being this obsessed with our sport
kek
KEK
KEK
>jumping off when we're finally on the upturn after a decade of shit
wut
population of hawthorn
21,177
grand final medals - 18+5
number of hawthorn grand finals 13
13x 23 = 299
299/ 21,177 = 0.014
Friendly reminder this half time break is brought to you by the Toyoto Good For Footy Raffle™
>upturn
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not so friendly reminder if your team's suburb/town/city isn't written on your birth certificate you're as plastic as they come.
Is there even a hospital in North Melbourne?
This. Proud East Melbourne supporter.
isn't that literally where the royal children's hospital is?
>North Sydney
close enough I guess
I thought it was technically in Carlton
Hawthorn reporting in
you're probably right
australianfootball.com
foundation club, strong history
Actually, apparently its in Parkville, inbetween North Melbourne and Carlton
Gotta support Uni Blacks then I guess.
I identify as Hawtho-sexual
don't tell Sup Forums about this
>he was born in a hospital
>not a private birthing centre
>he wasn't born in a manger
So you're a homo then?
>In 2006 a Roy Morgan survey seemed to find some statistic evidence that Hawthorn fans were far more likely to be gay. Among many other things, the survey found that Hawthorn fans were:
>Made up of 63% men
>35% more likely to be aged 25-34
>48% more likely to consider themselves a homosexual
>25% more likely to feel comfortable giving their credit card details over the internet
>28% more likely to have been to a professional sports event in the last three months
Who /reptilian/ here never been born i broke out of my egg like a man
>tfw Clayton
Hawks supporters are absolutely disgusting
The hospital I was born in is now apartments for slightly rich 40 year olds
Reality Cunt on aborted narrative watch
Seagulls promoted to AFL when?
I was wondering where you were
>87 posts
>not a single one about the game
why do I even bother
Game is shit.
Happy?
Who peaking at the right time here?
No it isn't, only a goal in it
Better than most games I've watched this season
>beating gws at home
yeah good luck with that
CHING CHONG
*SQUISH*
*SQUASH*
>Collingwood """""""defending""""""
>WORMany
based dave the man
Is that that literally retarded Pies supporter?
You were saying?
Melbourne? Also v concerned about the cheeky fiver I put on Pies to win when odds were at 3.
>1 in 10,176,643 medals per capita
bumped so hard.
Zero interest, but a good game, Doggies will win.