About to watch Deadpool for the first time. what am I in for?

about to watch Deadpool for the first time. what am I in for?

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chimichangas

Pegging

But you should just go to /gif/ for that and save yourself the trouble

Dad humour and 12 year old humour with a cliche plot

FUN

Very funny comedy movie, regardless what redditors tell you. Cheesy action.

Literally capekino

Why don't you shut the fuck up with your stupid questions and just watch the fucking movie you piece of shit.

This, tbqhwyfam

fun

op here

colossus? for real?

Actually a pretty good movie. Great performance by Ryan.

A reddit tier opening sequence and a decent movie that follows said sequence.

Van Deadpool Wilder

>tfw you will never be pegged by Morena Baccarin

Only the danketh of the memeth tbqh pham

>not Van Even Wilder
Put more effort into it next time.

Non stop annoying comedy that never goes away.

Only part I really liked was the X Men references

>references

Yeah it's like how Batman v. Superman had all those Batman references.

oh shit T.J. Miller

OP please, no one wants a live commentary

a shitty 3/10 movie with constant le ebin jokes

only plebbitors like it

Not really a great idea to just stick in on someone who seemingly hasn't done ass stuff ever before
It won't be great

this

I've found that normies seem to enjoy it quite a bit as well

The movie is really, really bad. Feels like a pilot for a shit TV series. Jokes get old really fast. Totally unoriginal premise - guy gets superpowers, guy chases bad guy, guy kills bad guy and gets the girl.

Jokes in a comedy film? How did they let this pass?

6th post best post

"might further the plot"

I've literally just marathoned the first 10 seconds. Like literally. Ask me anything my family.

bad jokes are always bad

A movie that might amuse you mildly but you'll soon forget. Watch it if you have nothing else to do.

It suffers from shit that most capeshit movies suffer from.

Tacked on romance ruining the entire movie.

It's a pretty entertaining flick, has some funny moments and the on-screen violence is refreshing. It's not something you're eager to rewatch any time soon, and some of the jokes are shit and/or overly long, but it's still decent enough.

for fun times

A shitty movie with constant tryhard jokes that are so plentiful that you just don't give a fuck about it at some point.

>OH LOOK AT ME I'M SUPERHERO BUT I WEAR GIRL'S WATCH SO UNEXPECTED HAHA
>OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SUPERHERO, BUT I DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY HAHA
>OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SUPERHERO, BUT AWARE THAT THIS IS FICTION HAHA

Unless you are some impressionable 16 yo idiot, you will get real tired real soon.

deadpool is a character for the "OMG 1m s0 r4nd0m 4nd n3rdy" crowd

>normie detected

>I'M SUPERHERO
>deadpool
>superhero

lmao

hey guys i have a question is this share same universe with xmen movies?

Yes.

Well now he is, on the Avengers and everything.

Hot.

reddit and memes

Best DCEU movie so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=HDMJpsDNg28

>the movie is too meme/reddit/shit
>this meme review is a grand piece of art and the pinnacle of humour

Fun.

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probably this post will get dismissed as a contrarian opinion, but i genuinely found it the most overrated film ive seen in years

That's the joke amigo

Sounds like Slipknot intro

It's all right. The main problem with Deadpool is the ratio of funny gags to unfunny gags. Although I laughed a few times, most of the film's attempts at humour didn't even make me smile. Because they chose to focus on being funny to the exclusion of telling a good story, there's really not much else in there to enjoy when the humour misses the mark.

X Men with some extra quips.

Somehow ends up less quippy then the most of MCU, despite being about literally Quip the Character.

If you liked the last three X-Men movies, you'll like this one. Colossus is there too.

Calm down, gramps

too much waypool wade
twisted characterizations to fit things into a movie
too much origin movie
thin back half/story due to heavy reliance on flash backs origins in the first half
disappointment on the dropping of cornerstone character trait, being the regenerative cancer effects on his brain
generally ok movie considering all the concessions made

>Only part I really liked was the X Men references
It's part of the current X Men franchise.

Deadpool isn't a hero.

Xavier doesn't even let him join the x-men.

aw man i need a woman like her in my life

Give me a good plot for a first deadpool movie with the same budget

Generic marvel movie. If you like MCU in general, you'll like it. If you don't, you won't

I guess you can't read, or are just a fucking asshole.

More than likely both. Cunt.

a raunchy movie without a story. jokes reminiscent of family guy "this is worse than that time ..." gags

the only good part is the huge guy with a russian accent. he's funny.

watch something else

Yeah but you see what looks painfully like the helicarrier in the final battle scene but that might just be a nod to the MCU. Hard to tell

Explain how he's a hero

Because he's somewhat interesting, and every non-hero in every single MCU movie has be compltely uninteresting

Whaa? What are you even trying to say? Daily reminder that Deadpool is a mercenery, he literally takes deals from bad guys to capture good guys, he kills unecessery, he is denied to join the x-men because he's too violent.

>I was having a Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.

it's literally Quips the film.

I'm watching it with my family right this moment and I hate it, although the the special effects are well done.

Honestly that one part in the movie where he scares off the stalker felt a bit forced. Felt like they were putting that in there just to make sure he comes off as a good guy instead of a horney douchebag cancerface with superpowers.

"You're my hero"
"No im not"
**Puts on shades and walks away**

True, I'd rather have them show him not being a "good guy", especially until he meets his wife

AH HA HA HA

Heh....heh

....ummmm

....Zzzzzzzzz

Quips, profanity and meta. Out of the 3, only the meta is somewhat funny.

Fart jokes, babbling "super hero", and more seriously he won't STFU.

What's the point of watching the movie if we are spoon-feed you?
This

Well, that escalated quickly.

>Deadpool isn't a hero.
>Xavier doesn't even let him join the x-men.

McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing.

>>>/9gag/

The jokes are very very tryhard.

As for the plot; I really don't know why that handsome doctor baddie had such animosity towards deadpool.
Reminded me a lot of that south park episode where that ski instructor keeps confronting Stan for no reason at all.

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