You have 10 SECONDS to justify why you don't go to the gym

You have 10 SECONDS to justify why you don't go to the gym.

I am ugly and hate myself.

social anxiety

Don't want to. Now fuck off

I hate the smell of stale body odor

It's cheaper to just run a few blocks and back.

Because we don't live in the stone ages where we need to be built strong to hunt or build things to survive. Besides I'm 5'4 and girls won't like me no matter how fit I am just because of my height so why bother getting in shape to impress shallow bitches who won't like me either way.

car doesn't work. fuck off

Thought I was on /fit/ again for a second

Too expensive for me. But I jog regularly.

Because I'm fuckin lazy and burritos taste awesome.

That is to much word for 10 seconds

>scared of showing off my tiny pee pee in the showers

because i'm fat have no good genes and no motivation for that. ^^

It sure does give u the same results, this is the best argument of the thread. You are eithera retard or poor

Because fucktards like you go there.

My parents neglected my health as a child and now my everything doesn't sit right. If i actively work out i'd rip my tendons up and give myself osteoarthitis within the month.

i have a brain, i don't need anything else

>mummy says her special boy is hunky enough

>not being hightest 5'4

>retarded plebs actually believe this.

Im already swole son!

Nah, im lazy as fuck and I just bought Dark Souls 3. Fuck that shit.

SAGE Northcutt

Going in three hours. Back day today.

no friends to go with me and i think talking to other guys is gay cuz im secretly gay. who will spot me?

Nice excuse. I'll bet you have a thyroid problem too. My rotator cuff in my left arm is non existent and I still go and lift heavy.

Guns don't kill people
>niggers do

i'm not intressted in wasting my time.

I'm already getting pussy. Gym is for faggots who wanna feel up on other faggots muscle

I do. Dead lifted 310kg for the first time the other day, so happy

I'm a femanon

Foot fungus

because I could be using that time relaxing, or putting time into another hobby I have.

I've lifted for 3-4 years straight and you look great, but you can lose that progress in a matter of a few months. It's all temporary and pointless.

You know the rules, tits or GTFO!

Planned to go tomorrow, 2h of French Kickboxing (Savate). Love it.

I get fucked regularly, and am comfortable with my big ol man titties

I'm lazy and not fat. Sue me.

I have a physical health condition limiting my movement to one arm and my head.

I do. Love watching people trying to justify not going by claiming it's boring or pointless - then going off to browse Sup Forums for hours.

>go to gym
>work out
>suddenly hear a voice in my head
>it said "youre pathetic and ugly the fuck u need muscles for?"
>i tell the voice: shit u guess youre right
>go home

that is unbelievable. why would you work your biceps that hard, but completely neglect your forearms?

But OP, I do go to the gym.

>debate is pointless

Nah. Bones aren't straight, shit didn't bone up during puberty so theres too much cartilage where bone should be, the tendons are basically paper mache, and the joints aren't really joints but like a small divet and a bump held in by tension.
Moral of the story: your kid says he has a cough you should probably get it checked until his immune system shores up.

I don't have the money to afford one nor the knowledge to make a good routine outside of the gym and I don't know where to look to get that knowledge

I'd have a great looking well trained body right now if I just had a damn job. But i've got crippling psychiatric disorders so getting a job is like 10x harder for me than a regular person. Oh well. I'll just stay a neet forever and fap to porn all day until I die.

I think that was a little longer than 10 seconds

manlet

The city, the state, the whole mother fucking world, is my gym, you faggot.

But I also train at an MMA gym because MMA is superior to your Boxing bullshit.

i do, im not out of shape, nor jacked. sometimes ill get really lazy and ill just sit around and jack off on Sup Forums for a few days instead of going to the gym

you can EASILY start with just body weight exercises, provided you arn't already 450 pounds

Too busy chopping wood and hauling rocks.

You're not Naruto faggot

OP has no shoes, looks like rolling mats.. Looks mma to me. You know what a boxing gym looks like?

Because had qt3.14 gf for last 6 years and bullshit job working for my pa that gives me bank; as such gym makes no difference on my ability to get laid.
Prior to that I used to go 5 times a week but realised it was just a meme hobby

I prefer women

How about:

You have 10 SECONDS to justify why you go to the gym.

You know, what the point when you ALREADY get your cock sucked. AMARITE?

I know what an MMA gym looks like, and it's not what's in OP's pic.

OP's bullshit looks like a shitty community center spot where they let the wrestling guys and Boxing guys share their tiny training space because their bullshit isn't important enough to warrant separate space.

Also, OP is clearly around more Boxing gear than anything else. The faggot is wearing Boxing gloves next to two bags, one of them being very Boxing specific.

There's a lack of shin pads, any other kinds of gloves, and there's a lack of other kinds of multi-martial-arts gear.

...

No good reason, should start swimming again at least. Likely due to being an alcoholic which is a big demotivator.

Want to though, I'm 6'3 and between 220 and 230 depending on how much I've been eating. I get about 2000 cals a day from drinking and compensate by barely eating. Lost 9lbs so far since making a concious effort 2-3 months ago. I can only imagine what I'd turn into with a routine and less alcohol.

>I'm 5'4

You could still fuck if you trained. You won't ever be able to have a girlfriend for long but, if you're short, you can build muscle mass easily.

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health doesnt need justification. but also because we live in a superficial world and i enjoy the fact that people treat me better than the fattys

Bruh, this has to be bait.

that's synthol broskiboy

Haven't been in five weeks because I was hit by a car, I've lost six pounds and feel bad... real bad man.

I have been doing physio for a week now and hate it, want to quit it hurts so much. It's gotta be three times worse than my heaviest 3x5 days and I'm not even making gains, just trying to keep functioning like a healthy person in their early 20's.

Resorted to browsing the chan rather than being a productive and happy self.

This guy gets it.

Do something with youe ti.e you like. Plus muscles now a day don't land you 6 figure jobs. So if all you want is bar trash puss then sure.

Is this a joke? I've done parkour before, twice. Performed much better than these gifs

Because Legion just came out

I clean my MMA dojo in exchange for lessons.

Too damn expensive!

Because I truly truly don't care about any of it. Yes, including my self-image, attractiveness, health, and lifespan.

can't afford the tren ace and test e right now.

Everyone dies. That extra couple of years isn't worth burning 10 plus at the gym.

>we live in a superficial world and i enjoy the fact that people treat me better than the fattys

Exactly. That's why people go. Shallow, hypocritical sheeps who still believe the highest achievement in life is getting pussy.

I'm a fat ugly piece of shit and I hate myself.

not insecure enough

I think he's talking about the quality of life. You don't even know what being in great shape is until you're in great shape. Everything is better, easier and clearer. Everything comes easier to you. People listen to you etc.

Wtf is wrong with this dudes knee?

>I'm a smoker

kneeceps

Nothings wrong with it. That curve above it is actually his quad extending partially over the knee. That part of the quad is referred to as the "tear drop" because if you look at a full exposed view of it, it kinda looks like a tear drop.

/thread

way too much. especially considering this guy is a manlet, this just screams insecurity.

im not talking about getting laid dude. any asshole can get pussy. provided they have the social skills

this might be healthy but this look fucking gross to me

I refuse to pay for something I don't need. Run, pushups, pullups, crunches, burpees, done.

In good shape, no gym needed.

>Herpes
>Fags in the sauna
I train outdoors

Adhesive encapsulitis, suck my fat cock, I really miss the gym...

its from a progression video if i remember correctly, this is early on
could you please stop dropping bait around this thread unless its quality?

forgot my running shoes when i come back to uni,

gonna buy some new ones

too busy fucking bitches and drinking beers

Respect, pussy, whatever man. Tell yourself that everytime I see an asshole like you who's convince he's getting more respect because he dresses well, makes more money or is attractive I always make sure to take note of their face so I never have to talk to them in person. You guys are fucking snakes.

If you want to be healthy you just have to eat right and do a little bit of exercises. There's NO point in getting big round muscles. You're not getting stronger, it's only aesthetic. This is why people who go to the gym are hypocritical if they say they don't do it for the looks.

I work out at home

to lazy fuck off

because money is more important to me than my looks. instead of wasting time in a gym for my body i can instead spend that time learning new skills. i would only go to a gym if i worked in some kind of physically active job where i needed strength to complete a task, otherwise it is just time being wasted. also women would rather be with someone who has money rather than someone who has a gym body.

I've been going to the gym for 4 month, 5 days a week

Because i already do a physical and mentally exhausting job and dont need no equipment to pump my muscles. Its called pushups and jogging faggot.

I go to the gym partially because it is something that is always progressing in my life when other things aren't
Also it builds determination, discipline, and self-respect which are all valuable attributes
Becoming more attractive is just a by-product of living a better lifestyle and it's a great one.

My dicks too big

>Also it builds determination, discipline, and self-respect which are all valuable attributes

You can learn that by doing any craft at all. That's what hobbies are for. My question is: why the gym over anything else?