Stuck on a train. Dubs decides what I say to the guy in front of me
Stuck on a train. Dubs decides what I say to the guy in front of me
my actions are determined by an internet message board
pls liek dis penis boss?
Bush did 9/11
i need somebody's dick in between ma cheeks
reroll
whisper "poop, heh"
i sometimes enjoy rape
PEPE
Go up to the conductor as say, "50, STAY ABOVE 50!" Then go return to your seat.
Ask him out on a date.
Suck a dick, dumbshit
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rolling for this, now
shout allahu akbar
Can i suck your dick ?
Gently brush his head and say "sorry, I got a little in your hair."
No context.
Your bulge looks ridiculous
just take a picture of you giving him the finger.
hitler did nothing wrong
ask him if he prefer feminine or masculine penis
"you have a nice dick"
winrar
BEEP BEEP BOOP IM GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR POOP
welp
WINRAR
WIN
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>slow clap
fucking amazing
1488
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O.P.
turn your camera on and record the convo. then post video.
do it for deutschland
>Be some user just sitting on the bus
>enjoying my newspaper on the way home from work
>feelsgood.jpg
>feel the hot, dorito flavored breath against my neck
>hear a raspy voice whisper against my ear
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
>Not sure if train is about to be under some sort of terrorist attack
>amithefirsthostage.webm
>almost shit my pants as panic begins to take over my mind...
>slowly set my newspaper down and do my best not to make a scene
>it might cause the neckbearded terrorist to explode out of his clothes
>wipe the sweat from my brow as i slowly stand and make my way towards another car..
>look back through the small window as the door closes
>see pic related
Spoiler she dies.