Stuck on a train. Dubs decides what I say to the guy in front of me

Stuck on a train. Dubs decides what I say to the guy in front of me

my actions are determined by an internet message board

pls liek dis penis boss?

Bush did 9/11

i need somebody's dick in between ma cheeks

reroll

whisper "poop, heh"

i sometimes enjoy rape

PEPE

Go up to the conductor as say, "50, STAY ABOVE 50!" Then go return to your seat.

Ask him out on a date.

Suck a dick, dumbshit

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rolling for this, now

shout allahu akbar

Can i suck your dick ?

Gently brush his head and say "sorry, I got a little in your hair."

No context.

Your bulge looks ridiculous

just take a picture of you giving him the finger.

hitler did nothing wrong

ask him if he prefer feminine or masculine penis

"you have a nice dick"

winrar

BEEP BEEP BOOP IM GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR POOP

welp

WINRAR

WIN

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>slow clap
fucking amazing

1488

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O.P.
turn your camera on and record the convo. then post video.
do it for deutschland

>Be some user just sitting on the bus
>enjoying my newspaper on the way home from work
>feelsgood.jpg
>feel the hot, dorito flavored breath against my neck
>hear a raspy voice whisper against my ear
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
>Not sure if train is about to be under some sort of terrorist attack
>amithefirsthostage.webm
>almost shit my pants as panic begins to take over my mind...
>slowly set my newspaper down and do my best not to make a scene
>it might cause the neckbearded terrorist to explode out of his clothes
>wipe the sweat from my brow as i slowly stand and make my way towards another car..
>look back through the small window as the door closes
>see pic related

Spoiler she dies.