So Sup Forums, what is the worst place/situation to get a hardon?
My contribution: While being Santa in a mall
So Sup Forums, what is the worst place/situation to get a hardon?
My contribution: While being Santa in a mall
in your butt
on penis inspection day...
I still cringe thinking back
Being a rape counselor and getting a boner from the vicims traumatized experience they're sharing.
That fucking happened to me once! I still think about it and shudder.
The Holocaust Museum. They get really pissed off.
Your grandmas funeral
At your grandparents funeral.
granny's public viewing
grandmothers funeral
Your little sisters funeral.
in a preschool.
Great minds think alike, but idiots seldom differ
When taking a piss
in my case, it's probably the idiot
On a bus and high schoolers get on.
Haven't you seen some of the high-schoolers today?
Pool party? Shirt off and water is a good walk away
From personal experience, when doing either rock climbing or fencing (especially when you get sworded in the dick)
When a friends legs are on your lap. :[
...
please tell me that wasnt a real thing
Well when did you have you penis inspected?
Why go to a doctor when you have a fully trained, free penis inspector?
Come on, friend, let's not play silly buggers
this
>can handle being fingered by doctor
>implying penis inspection is any worse
Its not that bad, its only 10 minutes
specially in the uk, oh my fucking god, 13 year olds looking like kim k and all that shit thank fuck i can ignore