So Sup Forums, what is the worst place/situation to get a hardon?

So Sup Forums, what is the worst place/situation to get a hardon?


My contribution: While being Santa in a mall

in your butt

on penis inspection day...
I still cringe thinking back

Being a rape counselor and getting a boner from the vicims traumatized experience they're sharing.

That fucking happened to me once! I still think about it and shudder.

The Holocaust Museum. They get really pissed off.

Your grandmas funeral

At your grandparents funeral.

granny's public viewing

grandmothers funeral

Your little sisters funeral.

in a preschool.

Great minds think alike, but idiots seldom differ

When taking a piss

in my case, it's probably the idiot

On a bus and high schoolers get on.

Haven't you seen some of the high-schoolers today?

Pool party? Shirt off and water is a good walk away

From personal experience, when doing either rock climbing or fencing (especially when you get sworded in the dick)

When a friends legs are on your lap. :[

...

please tell me that wasnt a real thing

Well when did you have you penis inspected?

Why go to a doctor when you have a fully trained, free penis inspector?
Come on, friend, let's not play silly buggers

this

>can handle being fingered by doctor
>implying penis inspection is any worse
Its not that bad, its only 10 minutes

specially in the uk, oh my fucking god, 13 year olds looking like kim k and all that shit thank fuck i can ignore