So I watched The Tuxedo last night ...don't ask...

So I watched The Tuxedo last night ...don't ask, shit film but I was seriously surprised how ridiculously hot Jennifer Love Hewitt was in it.

They don't make them like her anymore do they.
Anyone got anymore gems like this?

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She was pretty hot in Heartbreakers but that's all I remember.

>inb4 triggered self-loathing pedophiles

>Woman extremely famous for being extremely hot

You say she was extremely hot in this movie?

Pretty stunning turn of events.

I need to see her floppy saggies RIGHT NOW I want her to grab them right by her huge hairy nipples and stretch them down to her belly button.

>not watching a Jackie flim for Jackie

>saggy granny tits
>hot

She was 22 in it I think. Why the pedo thing?

>got anymore gems like this?

party of five
can't hardly wait

try not to break your dick.

>old hag

Yeah, she's hot as fuck in it. It's not that bad a film either.

>surprised at JLH being hot

Son...

>saggy granny tits

Have you seen her in this film user? Hardly the way you described, she was god tier/10

>I was seriously surprised how ridiculously hot Jennifer Love Hewitt was

What rock have you been living under?

>I was seriously surprised how ridiculously hot Jennifer Love Hewitt was in it.

Why? It's not like she's ever been cast for her acting ability.

I remember her being decent but not that smoking out/10 user

First day on Sup Forums?

I would say enjoy your stay, but it's shit here. Get out while you can!

>smoking out/10 user
reddit trying to fit in

Watch the bloopers, she's a total qt

dumb asses. she was seriously hot back then. they won't cast some one like her today because she is too pretty for sjw's.

This. It's a fun flick, OP.

See this guy gets it.

Yeah fun agreed still not great though.

>those tits
>"saggy granny tits"
What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here, homosex enthusiast!

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Nailed it.

They're not gay, they're child-cravers.

Imagine how repulsive the underage children you crave would be of you. Your face and body would frighten the life out of them. Imagine what it would do to your Mommy if she found out her already enormously disappointing son wanted to fuck kids.

Nothing but pride bro

feel bad for millenials. They will never experienced prime teen kino.

Not loving her in this

youtu.be/iKUgIHqWq9E

>Imagine what it would do to your Mommy

Imagine if JLH was your mommy.

Holy fuck bro can you imagine

>Can you come in here, user
>Mommy needs you to help her with her vajazzle

>sweatingman.jpg

>tfw she'll never marry you and make you raise Tyrone's babies

jdimsa

>literally the only good thing about her was her tits and ass
>can't get job as she's getting older

oh my I wonder why

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Still would

No, they're epic pranksters! Hilarious guys who says things like:
>19 years old? Too old LOL
Don't get upset because you lose, U MAD AMIRITE I TROLL YOU

>can't get job as she's getting older

She's been working pretty regularly and she was on Criminal Minds but she left to have another baby.

I know Sup Forums only watches capeshit and babby fantasy shows, but try to keep up.

Why do so many women have receding hairlines? It's fucking disgusting, I thought it was the english genes but this slut has it too

Pure kino right here...
youtube.com/watch?v=Qt1_u1EJQnc

She has a tiny ugly shrew face

time waits for no (wo)man

>I was seriously surprised how ridiculously hot Jennifer Love Hewitt was

Were you recently cured of blindness?

>you will never motorboat those zinger zongers

HOW IS THIS FAIR

T H I C C

Imagine how easy your life could be if you looked like that.

I'd still tap that.

No just never rated her back then.

POST HER ARMPIT STUBBLE I NEED IT

Shame she's never did a real nude scene in her prime. Would of lost a lot of weight to that.

That is some hardcore insecurity you're showcasing, kid. How have you managed to cope for this long?

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Come on lads fucking pic dump

this. I remember having a boner throughout the movie when I watched it as a young man. Also made a great tag team with Sigourney.

Who the fuck was Walter Stlider?
Why was Dr. Angelo such a cunt?

>made a great tag team with Sigourney

brb, need to go relieve some stress

All I remember from that movie are tits and statue penises

I think I like her smile more than her boobers

Yes she has a great smile too

>great smile

a CUTE

jesus christ

>ywn kick her out of bed on a Sunday morning to do a coffee run

GIVE ME ARMPITS NOW

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Just for you

Is JLH pure?

AIRBRUSHED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Time for a nostalgia fap

no there's some podcast where some boy band guy who dated her talks about how she would string guys along, give them gifts and rings and shit and she'd give them all the same shit then dump them when she'd had her fun
basically a rich dude in a woman's body

Is that the flick about the tuxedo with super powers?

Was such a sad day when the fappening happened and I found out she wasn't on the list.

Yes, yes it was.

She didn't have any leaks sorry friend.

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I've fapped countless times to her feet. Truly god-tier. May tug it to her tonight for old times sake.

How was her show about the her sucking dick on pay?

Would love to help but no fucking idea what you're trying to say.

The Client List

Not sure not seen it

Old millennials grew up with JLH, senpai.