Military REPORT IN!

military REPORT IN!

Fuck off baby killer.

pyrotechnic here sir

Fuck you

fuck you, you cunt. never fired against a child nor a civilian target. fuck you

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you, sir, are a moron...

Would you rather have no military?

Woah- PTSD flaring up, sport?

maybe.. i dont know yet tbh.sport? dont know what you mean but im a "jägare" ranger in english i guess. not sure if i have ptsd

How do you know if a guy was in the military?


Don't worry he'll tell you all about it.

PFC. Dirt bag reporting in.

Fightin 55th hua
inb4 chair force

you mean how you call an airstrike to american forces over an open channel to aid us UN fuckers?

So? You're still a fucking baby killer. You've killed someone that was once a baby.

5th /K/ommando Group here to take our thread back. OP pls lower your dic and consent to search or we will be forced to call you an fgt.

>sweden

lol, what do you fags do? Get buttfucked by muslims?

Christ, could that bait be any lower quality

i was a sargeant and a squad leader in my JROTC does that count?

jokes aside, my hats off to you niggas

Civilian reporting in. Currently sleeping in my DD214 blanket.

kek stole my post

refugees make sweden their little bitch

tbh, most of us joined a PMC. majority went to china or russia. the noobs thought the american academi was worht it but lol. look at em

Can't wait until I sleep in mine

Chief checking in. What do you faggots want to know about master race of all ranks?

It's okay guys. I'm with the national guard, and we'll restore order to this thread.

keep the thread alive. give us some war stories grampa

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Piss off this is under 5th /Kommando jurisdiction. We have authorization from the asbergers president of Sup Forums

Murican 19D reporting in
>inb4 baby killer

It had a weapon. So fuck off a few miles.
Also fuck you swede, fuckin gear queer

True story....used to love our WO's. They were like super NCO's with officer-like power, and didn't give a fuck like a Sergeant Major.

3rd ID reporting in

Bavarian Reserves reporting in!

usn veteran. served in the first gulf war in bahrain, saudi arabia, and even made it into iraq.

Sent from my Android phone

Been sleeping in mine for 6 years now after serving 8. Feels good man.

this. i wanna hear some shit

1st ID here. Suck my big red one biiiiiiiiitch

not much to give man, i was vehicle gunner one time in pakistan and we ran into an rpg team at our side. we just ended them. i remember the shout out "hostile team at our 4 o clock, possibly RPG" all 4 vehicles just spat fire on that shit

Active duty 5831 here, anyone know anyone locked up in the brig?

We still dgaf. My mentor was an old school warrant who never went to formation, drank a gallon of coffee, and could recite TTPs like biblical scripture. I plan to take that to a new level.

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Lying sack of shit. Gunners keep their sectors in a fire fight. Everyone dropping security to "spit fire" at a target is a big no no. Regardless your full of fucking shit. Probably some some fat ass neckbeard braiding his pubes and eating Cheetos. Fucking shitbag

Red leader standing bye

You're lucky I'm part of a strike force in Aleppo right now or I'd kick your ass.

Big Red standing by

4 vehicles. i was 1st so i watch our 11 to 13 our 2nd watch 14-16 our third watch 20-24 and fourth got 17-19. the fucks wrong with you boy?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Rah, kill babies.

Terminal HN standing the fuck by

USMC E-3 1161 reserve reporting in
>Should have gone active.

If one were to attempt joining the US Navy, what are the chances of actually getting the job you wanted? If they tell you they're giving you a different one than you signed up for, can you get the fuck out, or are you genuinely fucked?

Go play some more arma you lying sack of shit.

Red Auerbach standing by

dolt...

Does Coast Guard count?

Unislav reporting for duty!

You can quit anytime before you leave for boot if you aren't satisfied with what they are offering. It's frowned upon but you aren't doing anything illegal. Don't get stuck doing something you will hate.

Active service is shit man. Peace time Marine Corps is fucking awful. With your MOS all you would have done is play games and hated your life. Do something with yourself while you slowly earn your GI Bill.

Same for army. I'm a fucking scout and peace time garrison fucking SUCKS. Christ it's boring

Kinda stuck up shits creek right now. Trying for a job soon that will make me more money.
>Reerves are supposed to deploy more than active!
Bullshit, I got lucky and went on a joint op with the army in the states but my unit hasn't seen combat since the beginning of iraq.

You can get out. There's like a release of your still so green kind of deal you can pull. They might lie to you and tell you you'll go to jail or some shit, but they're lying. Just google the order for eas/retirement/early release and it should pull up some big document. Rifle through it and read what it says so you know what your allowed to do.

I'm not officially in the military, but I feel like I should be considered military personnel for the great service I've done for our fighting men: I dick all your women while you're deployed to make sure they get their rocks off and impregnate a few so they can claim you're the father and tie you down for ever.

Feel free to say "thanks Jody."

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UAV Op checking in.

Radar reporting in

Fuck you for your service, sir!

U take a test called the asvab. The higher your score the more options you have and you can pick any ur eligible for. Also the asvab is the first step before you sign up fully. U can walk away if u hate what they offer but again what you are offerred. If ur a retard don't be surprised when their like ur a CS (culinary specialist) AKA fry cook

Delta Force here.
Army's pretty cool. After 3 kills you get a UAV and get to call in an airstrike for 5.

You had a fish bowl on your deployment? Musta been nice.

ThAnks Jody. I will assfuck you till your corneas turn white

0352 reporting in.

Sound mad bro. I guess Jody has been around your house while you were away. Poor guy.

ThinkinG of joining navy, should I, or not?

Yup. Wanna give me a hug?

Do it.

74D with 2ID reporting

roflmao

I fuckin can't wait to get out of the Army

Yes.
Experience: read a pamphlet once.

babykiller spotted

I fired at bullet catchers. Got me a score of 4.

Job?

>this is so much airsoft

methdealer

12B Combat Engineer

Meh, I almost shot at the kid. lil shit had a phone on a black msr.

Nice. My asvab was to low for that one.

Are you in navy?

Kek

you'll get there one day son, just believe in yourself

Know someone who may, hit his wife and fucked up her nose, I think she reported it to an mp.

Navy Ranger Force Recon Sniper Scout checking in

Dirtbag E-7*
Real Chiefs don't browse Sup Forums. :^)

I hope so. Thanks buddy!

>dressed up in a house, with gun
>HDR
>scowl
>posting on Sup Forums for attention.
GTFO attention whore. You're one of those faggots who joined the military for praise.

nice airsoft gear faggot

Nope. I cut grass for the parks department.

R22eR repoting in

Am I to believe you can also legally leave during but before ending bootcamp?

Furthermore, lets say hypothetically I'm dissatisfied with my given ASVAB score, can I retake it and change their minds?

Are you saying they can choose for me if I score poorly, but if I score well, they give me my pick?

>swe