You walk into a club and this guy slaps your girls ass. what do?

You walk into a club and this guy slaps your girls ass. what do?

I get a boner and ask him gently to slap mine too.

I'd fucking rip that slampiggy apart. I'd fishhook his fat face. I'd pull his curly hair out and stuff it up his swamp ass. Dude you don't even know what'd happen if this nimrod touches my ladylove

I'd ask him to fuck her while I watch from 6 inches away wearing a gimp suit while listening to flight of the Valkyries

>Tough guys

Jako?

Stick that pink dildo up his ass and keep it moving.

Kek that one opertunist shit poster
>well played

Beat the fuck out of this beta fag.

I would summon the Demogorgon.

I'd beat him up so hard! He'd be all crying and stuff.

Laugh.

...

The supreme gentleman.

dub dubs speak truth

Ask him what time the narwhal bacons.

Assuming I'm a woman in this situation (I'm not) I would break a bottle over his head and call the police making wild accusations that he tried to rape me and get him put in jail for 15 years or some shit like that.
> If I were male...
Beat the undead shit out of him and run.

Cup his balls and take his member into my mouth until he paints the back of my throat.

jesus christ

I'd rape his ass.

Be very confused because I don't have a girls ass.

You do now.