She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

tell her i got a gf depending on how hard she's flirting

flirt back if it's super light shit

Fuck and run

Time for some ganki..

man harpoon

Marry her

Hump her in the belly-button.

smash dat ass like potatoes

Honestly?

Probably cum in my pants before we get back to her room.
Then say something awkward and leave.
Go back home and cry.
Again.

Get nervous and probably flirt threw a little spaghetti, if she responds to that, I'm definitely gonna ask for her number, if she seems interested enough, 10/10 come back to my place for netfilx n chill. I hope she smokes weed.

oh wow, I can't fucking spell for shit tonight.

>every Sup Forumstard ever

Me:
1. insert benis in handily-accessible poo poo hole
2. create pleasing friction until white wee-wee comes out
3. demand fat bitch give me tendies
4. have big boy lie-down

>get a sublet for my apartment
>store furniture in a storage facility
>pack up my things
>move into her ass
>live a life of simple contentment in her ass, eating her ass and sleeping in her ass
>jerk off every hour on the hour
>her walls are coated with sperms
>user im pregnant
>its a butt baby
>cant afford a baby im not ready for this responsibility
>develop drug habit and overdose
>pass away inside of her ass
>live on in the form of ghost farts
>arigato

10/10 would live again

Goddamn poetry right there user.

...

No

bampin cos all this beauty deserves to live forever

tap it

>rub her butthole
>rub my eyes

Tell her my name is Christopher Poole and ask if we can go back to ber place and fucky sucky.

Moot would want to dress up as a princess and have her fuck him in the ass with a big black strapon while she gives his manclit a reacharound with a tiny pair of tweezers.

show her egg roll