Olympic Tennis - First Medals Day

Will the most handsome man from Scotland do it again?

Women
17:30 Kvitova (11) - Puig
20:30 Keys (7) - Kerber (2)

Men
17:30 Johnson (12) - Murray (2)
19:00 Monfils (6) - Nishikori (4)
19:00 Nadal (3) - Bellucci
19:00 Del Potro - Bautista-Agut (10)

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Bagel_Award#2016
youtube.com/watch?v=09ZeMEAnt-M
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TIme for Americans to feel the arm.

>Will the most handsome man from Scotland do it again?
Probably not, I didn't even qualify

MAKE THREADS SOONER PLS

>Puig in the semis

Vamos puerto pobre

You guys keep on sucking at sports this year.
Nishi or Monfils will beat Murray.

Why not make one yourself then? I just got home.

When is the doubles?

'cause you're the DESIGNATED THREAD MAKER

shit

I don't remember how they determinate bronze. Is there a 3rd place match?

yes the losers of the semis play each other for it

>sucking at sport
how many golds does lelgium have?

Would you "fuck" Puig ?

>bench press and get returned
F

I'd berry so hard etc.

>this yank

Yank throwing a tantrum against Murray lmao

EXPOSED

>american doesnt believe hawkeye
trying to be like federer I guess

kek I think he's asking the chair umpire to rule against the Hawkeye. I don't think that's even allowed kek

What's Johnson complaining about?

GBs brave andy murray

the ball was IN! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

CHALK FLEW UP!?

who /bellucci/ here?
can he pull it off?

Habbening boys

>Lanklet American with white cap and nothing but a powerful serve gets btfo in QF
I think I have seen this episode before

>american tennis

>Johnson

nice mustache Puig

wew

can Murray move one clear of Nadal in the Golden Bagel award?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Bagel_Award#2016

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>BAGLED

Murraywinslol

just realised i spelled this wrong hahaha kill me

just realised that in actuality i didn't spell it wrong hahaha kill me

This better not go like Fognini where Murray dominated set 1 then lost set 2

Can we all agree that Murraywinslol is the best kind of winslol?

WHY DOES HE SLICE SO MUCH

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That would be Federerwinslol

yes

Have i gone back in time?

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Johnson has literally no backhand.

>tfw andy murray is the only world class scottish sportsman you will ever see in your life
>already 29 years old

just fuck our lives up fham when he retires

APOLOGISE LELGIUM

oh god its happening

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Gareth bale m8

anyone else think the yank looks a bit like Jake Gyllenhaal

I'm rooting for Nishikori because he's got spirit. All of Japan is rooting for him. I'm looking forward to see him pulling some stunts and maybe some Anime - tiered attacks

YES WELL DONE FEDERER, WELL DONE.
HOWEVER...

why do servebots exist? shit tennis, why not just make a shitty sport all about serving for them so we can be entertained with actual tennis players

I don't think I've seen Johnson hit a backhand shot that WASN'T a slice

>no 2004 or 2008
>them quads
fedfags will never recover

because he didn't get to a singles medal match in either of those events m8

Chris Hoy

>Roger's gold had to be sacrificed in order for EBAM to win one for da land

I still don't know whether this was a good or bad thing.

Murray looks like the lead singer of rusted root

retired

>Chris Hoy

'no'

branflakes boy can do one.

gay sports like cycling don't count.

How is Puig doing

>rusted root
how do you know my willy's nickname

This irregularly tied cloth triggers me

it looks like a really large couch

ANDY ABOUT TO GET BTFO BY BENCH PRESS N SERVE
BRITBONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>leave producing dull and boring servebots to us

LMAO BUTTHURT BRITBONG
ISN'T MURRAY NOVAKS PERSONAL BITCHBOY
AMERICA IS ABOUT TO SHIT ON U
CMON BENCH PRESS N SERVE

how much training would it take for me to beat any of these chumps?

keep in mind that im very athletic and ive played a lot of ball sports

>I'm an underage child from reddit please give me attention

>England's brave Andy Murray getting cucked by some American literal who

my sides

Imagine how much dicking Puig's beautiful ass got at the village.

>keep in mind that im very athletic and ive played a lot of ball sports

;)

got any more memes for us, chad?

where the fuck is the murray match on the bbc site

youtube.com/watch?v=09ZeMEAnt-M

>Murri

court 1 nigga

court one

It's on BBC 4, lad

How is Puig doing?

>Chimp hues literally cannot stop moving

kvitova choking

up a break in set 3

based johnson

Waifu you can do it.

post some murrays and give him some strength

None

She pure, PURE!

Why does murray sound english
?
super serious non troll question

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middle class scots sound quite englishy, especially when they live away from scotland

Come on Monica!

Indian *banter*

>*

Fucks sake Johnson

LOL

bbc 4 was way behind all this time

deep into set 3 atm