I know no-one cares, but;

I know no-one cares, but;

Does anyone know who i am supposed to contact about my problem with the people who randomly dislike me behind Remote Neural Monitoring tech?

Like, do i contact the "government" or what?

Idk where these problems originate from and i am (obviously) seeking help solving this problem.

[in case of obviousness]: 911 is useless; they'll 302-201 me without investigation({s}).

> expecting failure
> relax
> if you're innocent, don't worry about it.

> \\thread: 404s
> "myoclonus"
> repeat

("Hello?")

> repeat

("...")

> repeat

Wouldn't the new recruits catch on to what's wrong by now?

As dumb as i am, even i know it only takes common sense to investigate and collect evidence...

Aren't i supposed to be interrogated or something?

Where the hell is the real security? It can't be the people ruining my life; that's not what protectors do.

And whoever these people are, they're memories are filled with guilt from torture, so i don't have anything to worry about besides dying due to, what... honesty?

> anyways

Anyone? Who do i contact?

> (i understand if you're scared. This is the most abnormal experience available in existence. Just hide and stay safe or something... not that they're not in your mind too, but, ya know.)

> Anyone?

(Idiots, please stay away. This is serious and i will kill you, lol. You know, because i can prove you're evil~.)

> "*gasp*, how unprofessional of this living organism to defend itself in such manner~. Oh n0o!" blaaah...

...

Anyway, anyone??

Are you a stupid nigger or something?

[my goodness~, just look at her, all the way back there. she's s0o, mMPh~!!]

She's not the target, i just know she's there.

(No knots either or I'll kill you.)

Yes.

> *pyuñ*

Lol.

...

Aside from all your loved ones (which I've currently brought up in our minds), could we focus on the real problems here?

Could someone please help me contact whichever section of humanity or government responsible for my experiences?

No? ...they're just gonna keep staring?

Call a scientist idiot. The military and police don't care about that.

Maybe I'm wrong, but... you could be misinterpreting my messages purposely with "math," which is, eh... Understandable, i guess?

Idk how to read, so, it'll have to do... Right?

It should.

> no arrows, please.
> Stop "continuing," you "died" by knot continuing.

"Brains;" oh no, real zombie for breakfast~...

(°¬° ) {...)

Ctfu!!!!!!!!! XD

AAAAAAAAAAHHHAAHAHAHAHA... *gasp~* AHHHHHAaa~... Ducking, idiot.

I like you. Not like i like myself, but you're alright.

I -LOVE- science. It's jizztastic when completely removing nuclear shits.

Anyway, anyone?

> sigh

...guys, c'mon.
I know we're here.

(Not us~, "them!")

Keep the babies away.

> what babies

( ·-·) {...)

> these people are so good
> they stare through my phone too?

Is this jail? What's my bar-code!? :D

Dude you're sick in the head. And I know nothing I will say will make you realize that, because I've been there. Maybe within time will you realize that though..

Guys. Guys? Hey... hey, guys. Guys!
Don't ignore me~. Guys. Guys! ...Guys?
Hey, guys! Guys!!
Man, screw you guys...

He--

...

Which there are you talking about?

Humanity slaughtering "delicious" living organisms daily, or humanity negatively imploding into humanity like... like resident evil zombies~!?

whaaaaaaa~! D:

I'd read too~, if... *sniff* ...if i knew how to red!

> buh dum ts

You need someone help you rub one out~?

Hm? Hm? :(

A little... a little snu snu, hm~? :c

Btw, i'm an antivirus... Sorry, man.

(Deep"manly"voice): I down loads, like an hero.

...ok, terrible joke, but you people are with terrorists, so it's not that bad~.

> ( °~°) { hm? )

You know~, like... like at the end~!!

("you... you broke your promise."} e(°·°e)

what the fuck is going on here?

I'm fairly disturbed having tried to read all of this (my brain doesn't want it), and I feel like the thread is disturbed as well.

Your personality is horrible.

My tortured* personality is horrible.

Try communicating ~normally~ while your "body" is having seizures because other humans just feel like ruining ones life for the rest of its life.

You want me to love you?
I will LOVE you.

Come here. Come he-- stop, STOP RUNNING AWAY!! e(>,< )/

...

>In fact you have to contact your credit company.

> sigh

What the fuck is wrong with you?

We don't know.

What's this website for anyway?
What is it helping? Nothing?

Sounds like OP's posts are generated by some neural net or so, seeded from some board like /adv/.