ITT: We poorly describe games/movies/TV

ITT: We poorly describe games/movies/TV.

Other guess.

Part who cares.

First-
>Dlc
>Big, stupid hard to kill boss
>Upgraded weapon on this sounds like dubstep

saints row 4 ?

Call of the Dead?

shadows?

No, but I can see how you got confused. Got it.

>an apartment
>there's someone new
>they upset the others' patterns

awww....Betrayal.

Max payne 2 ?

>real cars
>real people
>online only

>top-tier chill game
>until bosses come and fuck your shit up

every zelda game ?

>be level 90
>secret as fuck thing in obscure area required to progress
>enemies you fought at level 8 can still wreck your shit

>Lots of flying shit.
>Final boss is bullshit unkillable unless you cheat.

nope. Think slightly more autistic

Dark souls?

Maybe Borderlands 2?

>Start game
>WN CULIAO PUTA LA WEA XD
>Close game

Terraria?

Its a game
It goes pew pew

Yup

Sounds like what ana says in OW
but probably dota 2 since peru

Wasn't dota 2 filled with russians? Anyway, i was thinking of chileans in LoL

Back in 2k11 russians ruled
but peruvians taken over NA since they're literally right in range for 150 ping and still can play pudge/PA

>hats

>firefly esque sci-fi game
>start with 3 random people with their own backstories
>fire

>Get kidnapped.
>Kill the bad guy
>Kill the REAL bad guy
>Kill my friends because i'm a fucking retard.

morrowwind

Car Fry 3

intrusion 2

>run from police constant
>race game
>try to get super cool mustang
>AH SKEET SKEET MOTHER FUCKER

>Ruins
>Despair
>Whores

Need for speed most wanted?

>guns
>puns
>more guns
>even more guns
>hilariously hard final stage/boss

I doubt anyone's gonna get it.

Fallout new vegas

I Require Velocity: Criminals

Wrong. The one i'm thinking of is older.
Correct

No, but I can see why you would guess that.

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You got zombies for pc?

Meh, with terraria you really just need skill and experience for bosses, then it gets easy, take it from someone with 700+ hrs.

>Look at all these monsters
>Good thing we have household items to fight them
>Useless npcs

...

Serious Sam?

I've only got 150 hours. It took me about 10 hours before I even bothered to try killing the first boss. Turns out it is far easier to kill bosses alone than with other people.

After you kill the wall of flesh it gets so much easier (ironically)

>Break out of your cell
>Kill shit
>Kill yourself

>betrayal
>something about a train
>press TAB to answer phone.

>Cell phone calls
>bowling
This isn't hard guys

GTA SA
>Pick all the pictures of food
>On the top left is a bunch of fucking disgusting ants

>alien hippie monkeys
>"dont take my vibes bro"
>fight
>keep vibes

Oh yeah, i almost never play with others, not just cause i'm antisocial, but also because it's really hard to find a team of people that work well together.

nice job
GTA 4

>cowboy
>2 hour campaign
>shoot everyone's arms off

Gun?

Yeah. Not to mention the fact that building a huge house is so much better when it is just you and music

Yup.

NFS 2015?

>Kill zombies
>Kill vampires
>All because my chimney told me so

>Rescue female of high social standing
>Get all jacked up by some dude
>Get gud scrub
>Backtracking: The Experience

>sneaky deaky
>i wont kill anyone
>get spotted
>kill everyone

One of the Final fantasy games. Cant remember which

No, kinda close, think more the rogue-like and new (it came out this year).

>I want gold
>jumping
>cool train mission
>I'm lost and cold
>bang bang shooter man guy

Every stealth shooter every made? Also Dishonoured and Styx.

Tf2

Yup, that's the joy in it.

>chased by the ghosts of your past, you gobble balls until you die

The Gungeon then?

Dark souls 3

Gungeon

Dishonored is correct

Well it could literally be anything.

I'm going for hitman.

Wrong, but you are close. It's also an rpg.

Zoz. Pacmans?

>you wake up
>blood
>more blood
>literally everything is blood
>end

Pac-Man.
EZ.

Bahamut Lagoon?

Wrong. Checked

>walk around in the forest with high as fuck little girls
>meet the big bad wolf, get fucked up
>get to grandmas house for ultimate trip

No one ever got it so far

bloodborne ez

>Kill everyone
>Die several times
>SYNTHWAVE

>kill the hippies
>outer space man
>cool kidnap weapon
>kill all the humans
>in Britain
>really good game
>cool russian side chick at one point

>hard as fuck to level up
>2nd job awe yee
>wtf that pig has armor
>wtf this pig is wrecking my shit
>J>PQ
>ccpls
>Korea gets everything first

what

Ye man.

>get ordered around by a tattoed cat
>get stoned with a caterpillar
>move like chess pieces

Oh, didn't even see your post before, yeah it is, also checked.

>Disregard rules, acquire sword
>GTFO
>Team up with cunt, tiny retard
>The Empire

>be a teen boy
>friends with talking animals
>find the king

Hotline Miami 1/2.

>Several times

>answer is MW 2005
>puts in underground theme

Hwat?

Correct

Destroy All Humans 2
Love that game so much

>be in Spain or some shit
>gotta find this really important girl
>crazy people all over the place
>fucking midget with a Napoleon's hat

>you and 2.5 million other people are the "chosen one" who will save the world, yet every time you meed a new group of people they make you do the same thing over and over again for days until they trust you to buy their items

>Chick goes to get gas.
>Her ex-boyfriend stalks her the whole way.
>Quiet douchebag gets roped into the mix.
>Chick goes back home to get her purse.

Fallout 3 or red dead. Kek

American McGee's Alice, or the newer one that's name escapes me?

Resident Evil 4

Resident evil 4

borderlands 2

>Start game
>WULULU
>????
>Profit