Civilization Game: Ancient Desert Edition
Rules:
>dubs must be rolled for action to occur
>every OP post/updated map is 1 day gone by
>population increases by 5 on each day
>food decreases by 5 for evey day
>OP is GM and can deny any action if its too stupid.. like changing the color of the sand
Starting off with:
Soldiers 0 + 0*
Guards: 10
Villagers: 49
Leaders: 1
Religious Diety: Undeclared
Food: 3000
Wood: 1000
Stone: 400
Iron: 400
Farmers: 10
Philosophers: 10
Carpenters: 10
POPULATION: 90
Everybody in the villiage unanimously elects Andy Sixx's Almighty Log of Shit as the religious diety to worship
*sigh*
Andy sixxs almighty log of shit is elected to be the diety and in commemoration, the villagers build a log of shit shrine to honor its memory and almightiness
Romans come and set up camp across the river
Villagers build more tents
change to color of the sand
More tents are built. Wood decreases by 100
Op am i allowed to write lore for the village? I wont interfere with the game
One of the villagers begins developng a Nazi theology in his quest for power to become the new leader
Construct naval fleet
OP here. Go for it dude
All the villagers became gay but they can get pregnant by anal and they shit their sons.
nazis come and set up a concentration camp below the village
12 Nazi villagers move and form a new society on the other side of the river
Rolling
Rollzing for this
A giant Stalin cames and gives to every guard 100 food
Nice quads
an earthquake accurs and the tents collapse
the giganiga appears crushing the shit log
Elect Trump and deport all brown people
Roll
12 Nazis make their new settlement across the river and planning their revenge on the villagers that rejected their ways of thinking.
Alien Attack
The Nazis start developing technology for V1 rockets
The annual religious festival is upon the villagers in which they all take a hite out of the almighty log of shit
Roll
A group of poisonous snakes kill the nazis.
Man bear pig arrives and terrorizes the villagers
Winrar
Nice Heil hitler dubs
Nazi camp performs a night raid and takes half the southern city's food
Life in the small desert community is tough but simple, after settling here 30 years back from somwhere west of here. Now their numbers nearly reach 50 and a couple generations have matured. Due to the group growing from a tribe into a village. A village named heleth. Once nomads there culture hasnt changed much, they worship the desert and are at its mercy, they settled by the river beliveing it to be a sign from the desert. some of the older members elected a single villager; teekus. With the weight of his people on his shoulders he must now guide them wisely.
Then one morning some strange men show up opposite the river from them.
White creatures from the desert in strange marked clothing, they looked angry and threatening.
Fear had set into the small village of Heleth
Rolling
WINAR
underground gas explosion kills 25% of population including all nazis
Roll for changing the color of the sand from bright yellow to copper brown
Nazis begin developing the V2 Rocket
Sorry for the late reply, yes you may write the lore for the village.
>being this much of a little bitch
The southern settlement is renamed Auschwitz and is now a prison camp
Islam happens
The villagers build a temple in honor of andy sixxs warm almighty log of shit
villagers turn into niggers and go fite the nazis
The villagers are converted to Kekism and the build a temple to the great frog deity
winrar
The Nazis double their population and finish work on the V2 rocket
winrar!!!!
Reroll
(779) 703-9825 i bet you guys are pussies and wont call
*sigh*
A temple is built around the Almighty Log of Shit to honor, protect and preserve it so that the many generations of villagers may come yo worship it and take awe to its almightiness
the nazis fuck like rabbits and build more huts for their children
Rereroll
Carpenters build more tents
More tents
Rerereroll
Hey shithead you missed
nazis attack the village and take 8 villagers captive, and convert them into nazis
the villagers begin to make more powerful weapons
guns n stuff
Roll times five
Rollz
roll
The Nazi camp is industrious and doubles their food and their food production.
The southern camp rearranges their tents into the shape of the star of David.
Isis sets up camp near the village
Nice trips
winrar
The shit god was the villages guardian. No one knows where the tradition comes from but once a year everyone in the village shits in a pile and burns it im andy sixx's name. They dance around the fire and give eachother gifts. One member of of the tribe was elected to be the shit burner and due to heavy exposure to the burning shit fumes he went insane and turned the village into some sort of cult community. The shit yearly shit burning takes place in the temple it symbolises giving back what they have borrowed from the desert
The Nazis bomb the village
niggers come and rape the nazis creating nigglets that set up camp in the right bottom
The villagers prepare to kill the Nazis by throwing shekels.
(Lore fag) ill call myself this from now on
This won. Deliver OP.
Chamge color of sand to a slittly diffent chade of yellow
Nazi population increases, so do their tents.
The people of the villiage are a dark skinned people, remenicent of eygpt.
Rererereroll
The villagers become pacifist vegans who burn their weapons
A villager finds a genie lamp, granting him 3 wishes
Regular villagers build more tents
Nazis send out scouts for search in more people. They discover a huge settlement whos leader is mecha hitler
Roll
Nazis invade shit shrine destroy it and rebuild a larger swastika shrine
Also villagers commit suicide lose 3 tents
Roollll
Rolling
villagers discover a camp south of the river
amerifags come and set up a walmart next to the nazis
even further beyond dubs on this roll
Bigger tents
Roll. Let it happen please
Rell
Rollo
The Nazis grow in population
Winrar
This. Rolling for this.
Yo faggot won. Fucking deliver.
The nazis send trade envoys to the village, establishing peaceful trade between them - the nazis provide warriors and protection, while the villagers provide raw materials.
Villagers plant more trees to gather wood
Rollo
OP deliver faster
More and bigger tents are built
Weekly report
Soldiers 0 + 0*
Guards: 10
Villagers: 100
Leaders: 1
Religious Diety: Undeclared
Food: 3000
Wood: 1000
Stone: 400
Iron: 400
Farmers: 10
Philosophers: 10
Carpenters: 10
TOTAL POPULATION: 131
TOTAL NAZIS: 52
A group of euphoric atheists form south of the village.
The village sends out all 10 philosophers to debate the nazis.
THIS NEEDS TO BE AN ACTUAL GAME SOMEONE PROGRAM THIS