Home Alone

Home Alone

Spiderman

No Country for Old Men

Ghostbusters

Cube Zero

Rush Hour 2

The Fast and the Furious

Lego: The Adventures of Clutch Powers

Big Daddy

The Human Centipede

napoleon dynamite

The Seven Year Itch

Sharknado

I Am Legend

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

KEK

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

>I, Robot

FTFY

Armageddon

Ant man

Ghost Rider

Gone in 60 seconds

Horrible Bosses

Alone in the Dark.

Rain Man

Bigger, Longer, and uncut

Ditto!!

Dead or Alive

Poor Little White Boy

Daddy day care

Faggot shit fuck

There Will Be Blood

Aliens

You win

Are We There Yet?

Inside Out

Daisy's Destruction

40 year old virgin

Home Alone.

Titty Slickers

sausage party

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Mr nobody

The Thing from the swamp

OP already said that u retard

judgement day

Alone in the dark

Calling someone a retard but then typing in text cancer is a bit silly, don't you think?

I concede that I didn't pay attention to the OP, but pretend to have a bit of intellect if you could.

Big Momma's House

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

Deep Impact

Fear And Desire

Shrek 2

Dayum

Kindergarten Cop

independence day

>..a feel

Demolition Man

The Virgin Suicides

Little boy

Scream

If this isn't a copypasta it is now

Necrophilia