Watts something you don't tell people?

watts something you don't tell people?

i hate niggers

I watch Guro porn

My wife has a twin sister. Everytime I go to her house I cum in her toothbrush and shampoo.

Sometimes I smear my dick all over her glass of water, soda or beer.

It's absolutely amazing watching her drinking stuff and brushing her teeth without knowing.

My family does incest

My girlfriend and her younger sisters like to share me

i like cheese pizza

you sick fuck kill yourself

I'm an alcohol.

Lucky

I'm a soda

i lied to my girlfriend that i had a oversea seminar for my business, actually i went to Tomorrowland in Belgium

I rap

She's the oldest and started touching them years ago and they liked it.
Apparently their mum is pretty open

I like to watch my wife fuck black guys

I've jerked off in front of people that I hypnotized and they didn't find out.

lolz

i drove 210km at 2 O Clock in the morning to fuck a girl

same

>wife has twin sister
>not fucking her

Bro...

i am a newfag, here since 6 Month

I have several health issues that I keep hidden from my family. I hope to drop dead one day, without having to do it myself.

I fuck my boyfriend's dog.

I'm here

I fingered my sister in law's pussy and ass in the hot tub. She was drunk and didnt say a word to anyone. Her mom was sitting next to her too

I fuck only pros.

kys

I'm so unbelievably depressed and every second of every day I want to die also i'm addicted to MDMA

Checked.

That's hawt.. ever get caught

the husband of a good friend of mine killed himself now she is widow with 29 years. I often fap to her

What is that? Im not looking it up

No. But honestly the longer it goes on the more I want to tell him. Like maybe while I'm sucking his dick or something.

GET THE FUCK OUT NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

are you fucking retarded?

Howd you manage to get addicted to the shittiest drug out there? Id want to kill myself too.

there are cheaper and quicker ways to die

I do cocaine but I can get it for £15 a gram and it's good stuff I know it's shitty but i get it really cheap

"accidentally" show him some beast porn first and gauge his reaction, you want to be sure he's into it before you take a chance that could ruin everything

I washed out of the military twice.

That's actually a really good idea, user. Thank you!

I've been on Sup Forums for 7 years. Where the fuck did my life go.

That I had a psychotic break at age 13 and now live with emulated versions of nearly 400 people in my head. We all came to an agreement though and I get to control the meatsuit.

I have a pretty big penis compared to the average but i never have casual sex with any girl at all because i'm fucking lazy.
Everytime i get on with some girl i'm always drunk and smoked so, there's no way i'd get a boner anyway.
Yeah.

You're here forever.

Nice I'm a soda

I'm trying to manipulate my wife into fucking her son/my step-son. It'll take a couple years to really mold htem for it though.

>i hate niggers
>i love to eat girls asses and fuck them in the ass
>i barely love pussy but hate dick/guys, just want girl asshole all the time
>i might have syphilis and clyamidia but my gf doesnt know yet
>i fucked my best friend all the time before i got with gf and she doesnt know still
>i fucked my best friend in the ass while we were split up for 4 days
>i slapped my ex gf
>I jerked off at amc30 when i worked there behind the projector glass
>i did my friends prescribed meth pills for a year and quit cold turkey
>2 friends caught me jerking off once
>i licked my cousin's ass when were were both little kids
>i hate sand niggers
>black culture is a joke
>I'm a pussy

In HS I was a teacher assistant in senior year, with this sweet redhead girl. The English teacher we were assigned to didn' treally need us so instead she had us work in the library storeroom, organizing textbooks. The redhead and I would our time alphabetizing, cleaning up, and just shooting the shit. She didn't know I was watching her between the gaps in the shelves, fapping and wishing I had the guts to fuck her.

I won the lottery 2 years ago and haven't told anyone.

My brother is in crippling debt.

My parents downsized.

I told them I have a really good job thats how I can afford a nice house and nice car.

My brother recently asked me for a loan, I said I couldn't sorry.

I've never had a girlfriend, and I'm 23.

Also, I have an addiction to escorts. I see about 4-6 a week and have spent over £150k on them over the past 2 years

what the hell dude

how much did u win? how much is leftß

I like to fuck my good friends girlfriend

No respect for you

I always eat my cum after Im done fapping

Read up on investing. Invest 10%, give your brother the loan, stop seeing hookers. Also, if you don't have a Masters degree, spend your money on that. Being in grad school will make sure you won't have time for hookers, allow you the opportunity to meet intelligent women, and help get you a better job afterwards

I fucked my little brother's girlfriend a few times. I feel bad cuz he found out she was cheating and broke up with her, but I think she was fucking other guys too so it's not like it was my fault.

won £26M
Left £22M

Prove it

I don't care about life anymore. I laugh, but everything else is just me working through the emotions.

I'm only vaguely concerned in that I might be a psychopath. I'm not about to go on some asinine killing spree, but sometimes I just
>don't care
about people.

I once invited a guy to my apartment and sucked his dick and jerked him off until he came all over me. It was fucking hot and I want to do it again.

I'm usually only into chicks. I think it's a byproduct of my sexual/porn addiction.

I can't get used to watching gore.

I think you're slowly turning into a black man.

How

Come say that to my face you weak ass white boi. Ill beat your god damn dick off, honkey.

Personality/adjustment disorder that was significantly affecting my ability to perform the duties of a serviceman.

Washed out of Air Force during Basic, then Army during AIT a year later. Had a civilian record of psych ward visits, psychiatrist visits, and clinical depression. Only joined in the first place because my parents forced me to and I had no other options after high school.

You are so full of shit it's unreal. Who the fuck wins money like that and fucks around on Sup Forums!

My guess is your a Virgin in his room unable to play over 12 games on his Xbox due to family settings

GTFO

hahahahha nigger

>I'm gonna beat your dick off!
Phrasing...

I burned my house down when I was 5 because I was playing with a lighter.

Prove it

Dude fucking washed outta the air force

I'd kill people if I could get away with it.

oh fuck
did you get in shit?

Who wouldn't

neat
tell me more

At age 18, yeah. Really not something I'm proud of.

best way to get rid of a dead Body??

Then what're you doing now

Drop it by the police station.

Jesus christ dude, you failed at the easiest shit in the world twice.

Just kill yourself so you aren't a complete drain on society.

im just going to kill myself anyway, i have a gf but no job and bills are piling up. ive had about 15 interviews now since i got laid off in feb. i apply to jobs everyday and get interviews. i apply with a cover letter specified to the job position with a resume. when i get called in for interviews I wear a suit and tie. I dont stink and im sociable.

Cameras what about them?

I understand the NSA's tracking abilities and their use of technology to influence people at an extreme level. Most people would not even believe if it if they were told.

Sup Forums doesn't have humor anymore

Calm down kid graduate high school first. JROTC isn't really the military

Come fuckin round my hood saying that shit, nigga. Ill suck your dick till you DIE

yes but this is the fucking internet not your hood

yes there is still humor but this was a serius question

About to finish Uni, which my parents didn't want me to go into in the first place.

I could kill myself, but then I'd miss my favorite shows.

Take your pick.

You clearly aren't taking MDMA

Michael?

No, Watts is a measurement of energy.

Good boy

Sounds like someone doesn't want their dick sucked. What are you? Some kind of faggot?

>That I had a psychotic break at age 13 and now live with emulated versions of nearly 400 ?people in my head. We all came to an agreement though and I get to control the meatsuit.
Same with me, but only 3 and my breakdown was 19. Perfect age for a traumatic experience to bring out my schizophrenia.

I like my dick sucked by a women but not from i nigga i aint gay

My exs pussy was gross and smelled bad

i work in a major american food production company. when im alone at the line in the nightshift, i jerk off in the food. i guess 30% off you anons been eating my cum....