Walk in store

>walk in store
>see this
>wat do?

Take creep shots.

THIS IS A RARE TAYTAY - DO NOT SAVE - DO NOT COPY - DO NOT DUPLICATE - NO SCREENCAPS - CLEAR BROWSER CACHE AFTER VIEWING

Turn 380 and go away

kill myself

Stop time and force tongue deep into her asshole

give it a butt

Tell the store manager that a young boy is lost so they can find the parents.

Seriously, look at that scrawny 12 year old boy

turn 1571 degrees and walk into the avocado display

Yell GOLEM GET YE GONE

>Stop time and force tongue deep into her asshole

ask her why her shopping basket's logo has been photoshopped

What's wrong with her neck? Jesus, she has the posture of a nerdy holocaust-thin boy.

I think you mean 180

Hey Taylor, love your music. Have you ever thought about doing a collaboration with bands like Periphery or Plini?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>man the fuck up
>>ask if she wants to grab a coffee sometime since she looks nice, no mention about who she is
month later she gets a new album out and I'm single again

She's leaning forward with her neck. How do you even remember to breathe?

pin down and rape anally. repeat.

>turn 180 degrees and moonwalk up to those fine dicksucking lips

turn 360 degrees Kelvin and walk away

lol, hell be walking right into the salad bar

DAMMMM SON

Nigga how new are you

Get whatever I went there for and leave

She's wearing headphones so she obviously doesn't want to talk so i'd probably just ignore her.

strip naked, crawl on my hands and knees and beg her to spit on my body and call me scum

Beta cuck bitch boy

id grope her boob, kiss her when she turns around and then run away while having someone else film

Beta cuck bitch boy

Cuck

Still talking in store
No gay guy! She is a normal girl like others

I WOULD MAKE HER EAT ALL OF THE EGGS

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kek nice 1 m8

I'd turn 360 degrees, try to jam my dick in her butt, then yelp in pain because I basically just tried to fuck the flat side of a cinder block.

I hear she has the worst hygiene in the business. Interviewers have a hard time completing Q/A sessions because her breath and BO is so bad. Most say they immediately need a shower after just being in the same room with her.

So she IS a Sup Forumstard.

[citation for your heresy required]

Slap her on the ass she doesn't have

Buy her an ass.

Tell her she needs to fix that unhealthy body posture. 4/10

New

Approach her
Tell you have that same shirt
then tell her you're just joking
but you wanna put her ankles next to her ears and pound on her pussy until her feet go numb.

Probably glance and then get back to shopping while hoping I didn't seem creepy.
We don't harass celebrities here like they do in the US.

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not much

must say, i've met her twice and this is absolute BS mate, she is in fact flawless tbh

Fuck your citation.

newfags

Probably drop some serious farts nearby and go home and fap to the thought of her inhaling something that's come from my ass

the only acceptable answer

hit on her/ask her out

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wonder why whole foods is pretending to be walmart

Beta cuck bitch boy

Lol see

Trip and land my face in her tits.

>why the fuck am i in walmart
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

Wait in parking lot for her to leave. Make sure she "accidentally" hits me....sue.

If you turned 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way, retard.

>I was only pretending

>notice that red onions are on sale for 79 cents a lb and stock the fuck up

I'd align the misaligned green mats