Americans takes showers with their socks on

Americans takes showers with their socks on

Argentinians don't take showers

at least they shower

kek

Nobody, I mean nobody does this

that guy does

Fucking gross

Americans do

how else would your socks get clean retard?

washing machine?

Wtf i hate murica now

socks get lost in the washing machine

they don't get lost if you keep them on your feet

Then how do you dry them dumbass

>Americans store socks in their penises as condoms

Then get in the washing machine too you retard

But then I'd get lost.

ok will try now

i'll tell you how it goes in a bit

wait, so you're saying that americans celebrate easter showering themselves wearing socks while shooting each other in the middle of a comfy suburb?

you forgot the shart in mart part

The microwave

>the german mercantilists that control the european union has made it illegal to wear socks in the shower, and mandatory to wear them with sandals

>Has microsocks
Hahahaha, bet you have a micropenis too!

I thought you were shitting me but apparently this is a thing for americans wtf

>""""American cuisine""""

enjoy your athlete's foot

i thought you were supposed to be a cold weather country

you never heard of zapping your socks and underwear in the microwave before going out on a snowy day?

Let me get this straight, Canadians drink milk out of bags but don't microwave their socks?

yeah bitch our feet are athletic as shit

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>Drinking milk from bottle

What are you a baby?

normal people don't do this

this is some people's fetish though so you'll see dumbass pics like this online

We use the washing machine to wash and dryer to dry like any civilized western country

...why american...so weird...?

Why do Americans shart on mart?

Is it too get the shitstains out of their socks?

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kek

What did you say.

PLOP IN THE SHOP

this post, really makes me think

people in my school did this when they forgot their flip flops they said it was to avoid getting fungus

>showerinsockstugal

only fags shower

pic not related my dad when he served in the man force

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

This is too much.

>mfw everyone is obssessed with feet fungi but I've never taken any special care and have very poor foot hygiene and have NEVER had anything wrong with my feet

Yeah definitely finland for ya.

your ancestors who did have, died

so now you're here because you didn't

So you're saying I'm a genetically superior, more evolved stage of human evolution?

no I tried to do a completely illogical statement that would confuse you

Well it worked but I assumed you'd made some mistake typing it so just figured out you were trying to say something like that

It's been an hour what's the verdict