This Croatian goddess appears before you

This Croatian goddess appears before you.

What do you say to her, Sup Forums?

Sit on my face.

tits or gtfo

Get a job you fucking dead head

I'm sure she'd love to.

Fuck me until you smile.

Her favorite pastime.

I would sing:
CUTI CUTI UJKO
UBICU TE JA
ZNAS LI ONU NASU
"STIZE VOJVODA"
and then set her on fire for being a nazi-loving fuck

I would type in Google Translate "I'm just going to turn 360 and walk away."

>Oh, Croatian Goddess, take this gun and help me removing kebab from motherland

But why?
Your loving Croatian goddess only wants to please you.
Has she disappointed you?

why are croatians so ugly?

Compliment her Dead shirt and hope she actually listens to them and didn't just buy it cause it looked cool

"Hrvati su genocidan narod." with a slightly judgemental look on my face

Do you speak English?

Probably the most logical thing to say.

...

>fix your teeth
>grow bangs your forehead is appalling
>tits or gtfo

They have statistically more inbred people out of the rest of the former yugo countries

I take it she agrees with me?

The prettier fleed into german brothels after fall of the iron curtain.
And lot of them are the rape offspring of serbian hogs.

cool shirt, where did you get it?

Do you speak English?