ITT: describe your dream girl

ITT: describe your dream girl

>head in a box and she's on her knees

>petite
>cute
>charmful smile
>funny
>huge dick

10/10 would bang

*you're

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Is interested in me.

Big breasts, thick to chubby but not fatties.
Absolute deviant in bed. (I like to choke and shit)
Intelligent and witty
Preferably a total sociopath

Loli, shy, breasts flatter than wooden planks, 255,255,255 colored flesh, aaaaaand likes dota

1. blonde
2. blue eyes
3. about 21-25 years old
4. nice
5. won't make fun of my micro penis

let us love you instead

i got you

dream girl, friendzoned

>obligatory your mum post

I had her, for 5yrs.
Made good food and lots of cookies.
Extra on the cookies (:

>tall
>hairy
>muscular
>with a dick

perfect girl:
>short (5'10'ish)
>red hair
>busty
>sense of humor
>plays a wind instrument (if you know what i mean)

the chick from American Pie?

>Tall
>Nice rack
>White
>red-head (not too important)
>basically a bro but a woman
>either dick or vag, though both would be extra fun
>Musically talented
>Appreciates my cooking, maybe some duo cooking sessions

>Russian
>6'5"
>tattoos
>looks like he's done some shit
>probably on drugs
>vidya
>is a man

Vladimir Putin?

Approaches me first and asks me to make the first move

trap dreams

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probably illegal, but she will never tell you

My dream girl would have long soft hair, either blond or a light brown. She would have beautiful eyes that you could gaze into for days on end, preferably big brown ones or a crystal blue. She would be 5 foot 9 inches, so shes not too short but also about a half foot smaller than myself. She would have long legs and a cute flat little tummy with a cute little belly button. Shed have mid sized breasts and a round but subtle bottom. Her skin would be rather pale but not ghastly so. And she'd be happy to be with me.

>long, naturally wavy red or black hair
>short, but not too short
>Thick, healthy legs and ass
>thin middle
>big tits
>pretty face with beautiful eyes
>caring, smart, healthy, and interesting

I don't want to be too autistic but there is a girl who meets some of these criteria that I am currently working on. Any advice would be appreciated

I want a girl
Just like the girl that married my dad
Just like the girl that married my dad
She don't have to be the world
She just gotta be my girl

She don't have to be the world
She just gotta be my sweet little girl
She don't have to be a world of thought
But she's gotta be, gotta be just like my mom


And I want the love
Just like the love that my mama gave
Just like the love that my mama gave
She don't have to be no queen

Just let her love me
She gotta be just like my mom

15lbs of pussy and ass

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blonde
blue eyes
has a job
decent sense of humor
pale
german descent

>limber
>green eyes
>pointy ears
>is a cat

>short (5ft)
>fit
>long hair
>fun crazy
>no pulse or no brain function

Kind, physically active