Ask a married guy who just got a $40 hooker anything

Ask a married guy who just got a $40 hooker anything.

was her pus like this 1?
if so.. what is wrong with wifes pus?

Condom? Where'd you find her/him? Gonna tip?

Why are you such a faggot?
Also nice trips, checked

Checked

Gonna ask her to share that crack rock when you're done fucking? Throw another $40 at her and git rekt!

Hers wasnt as bad as this, but wasnt good either. I rate a solid 3/10 i came but felt dirty. Wife is fine, but I'm a piece of shit cheater

No tip, backpage is where i found her

foul

What do you take me for, a godless heathen?

Thanks, and i dont really know..maybe because of the massive cocks i swallow

It's in your DNA to spray your jizz far and wide. Even up into nasty cracked out gash holes. Just roll with it.

So if the one at home isn't as bad as this or it's close, why not get something nice? Do you actually like crackwhores or just a poorfag?

Poorfag, i had 40 on me and said what can i get. I got this more or less

The Lord is testing him. Temptation starts small and grows. Soon he'll be selling his wedding ring for a better whore.

Pic related?

Thanks for the pic of your wife. Lets see the prostitute.

So it was a spur of the moment thing or you actually sought out that nasty cooze?

Well it was one of those things where i was gonna start small and shitty, then go big next time. I figure if i experience both sides of the coin ill be fine and never do it again. That or ill die of aids next week

Dude... You overpaid...

If the lord was involved in any way here, that guy's an asshole-clearly he was hurting for some strange, the least the lord coulda done was throw him something reasonable. But it was only $40 I suppose...That might explain why the ring is so expensive-kind of like an emergency fund?

Probably, but thats what i get for having a black father to never teach me how to shop around.

waifu claimed

Bing! Temptation is a slippery snatch, unlike that dried up dust queefer you got for $40.

How long have you been married?
I'm one month in and I'm considering getting a hooker already.

That is some rancid pussy

dude i wouldnt even want to pay for that like youd have to fucking pay me to fuck her and i dont think i would.

my question is

>WHY THE FUCK MAN

Since april this year

Not a terrible plan I guess, still though, you must have been blue balled for a month to even consider banging something that awful. Got any plans for the next one? What about a few rock bottom losers on dating sites, since standards don;t seem to be an issue?

How long did you have to go without sex before you resorted to this?

I dunno, boredom, self destructive, i was off work. Pick one

Was this your first time?

I don't know if marriage is the issue with you Sup Forumsro, if you're already looking around after a month you're either not too happy with your purchase or a habitual cheater anyway lol

why not go home and fuck your wife.

No, me and my wife had sex 3 nights ago. 2 nights ago i fucked a midget gorl i knew in highschool. I'm curently trying for a red head from work

post pic from her ad on backpage

>OP is a sex addict
/bread

First hooker? Yes

>The Lord
You're insane.

>...69

checked

confirmed sex addict

How about you fuck yours? Or better yet, ill fuck yours

Brb, ill grab it

>be me
>be 19
>be single

Whats up with your relationship that you feel the need to cheat? Especially with cheap whores?

awesome OP
way to not Sup Forums a fag

One week, my wife was mad at me

what did your wife need the $40 for?

She was mad at me, and I wanted sex

How about you wait until it's been posted before giving OP a pat on the back.

Heres a pic, and i was mistaken. It was max80.com

So you opted for THAT ?


Why to aim high user...

So you send yourself down aids lane to be able to have sex. Thats some sad shit if you hadn't had sex in 2 days and resorted to a hooker, let alone a $40 bucket of aids

She wanted the money for either heroin or crack or both. feel good? Watch some docs.

OP here, nothing is wrong per se. I like sex, thats about it

...

Kek

Pic of wife

Hang on, was it 3 days or a week? Also, more info on the midget and all the pics you can supply on said midget and the actual whore.

pic related ?
how drunk was you ?

Sounds like a very healthy relationship.

What's broken inside of you that you think that's an acceptable thing to do? I'm going to go ahead and assume that this wasn't the first or last time this has happened/will happen.

Thats not gonna happen. Hooker is one thing. My wife is another

It was a week, some idiot is replying as me

So, OP, hows life in Burien?

eat a bag of dicks shitskin

No to pics of people i know, but i already posted to hooker

Not really, according to your actions. Sounds like you don't really have any more respect for her than you do for the $40 whore.

That wasnt OP im OP

just a little encouragement nigger calm down

How do we know?

That's fine, my statements/question still stand.

NICE. I actually dont live in burien, im in renton but yeah its not bad

she's not that bad looking

kek

ooooh she is a biggin

Eh/10.

$40 looks about right.

not that bad looking in photos taken when she was prepped as fuck to look somewhat decent

imo shes still ugly as shit in that pic.

is reality

is like porn

fucking disgusting

IM OUT DEUCES

...

I mean, i suppose you could be a dick and bother her. It might be funny actually

i feel bad for her

Cos OP is a 3/10? I'm sure she's had her share of worse, she's no stunner herself. Does kinda make me wonder exactly how bad OP's wife is if this seemed like a reasonable alternative...

So you wanna tell me you still respect her enough to not share her face but don't respect her enough to not cheat on her.

What kind of sad individual are you?

id fuck her for free

Dude, she's straight up 1.5/10
Fucking hideous, slutty degenerate whore. Deserves death tbh

i have the weirdest urge to bury my face in those cheeks and eat her asshole.

That's about the only price I'd do her for, yeah.

You're right, that is weird. I've never needed the herp that much myself, but you go get yours, Sup Forumsro.

I live in Renton and I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.

if someone gets trips will you ask it to marry you?

should have tried to save $10 and get a bj instead.

I died for you on a cross and this how you repay me?? You fuck fat disgusting hookers behind your wifes back? You goin straight to hell man i could have forgiven you for a hot babe but this shit ain't gonna slide dude. Oh yeah and enjoy your aids... and herpies.

You couldn't find anything better to spend $40 on?