Why do girls love horses?

Why do girls love horses?

Would you date a horse enthusiast?

No. Because every grill ive met that has some sort of horse obsession is an unhealthy combination of cringy and crazy. Stay away.

What is bait

Pretty much this. Every girl into horses is crazy as fuck

Every school has that one horse grill

This is a thing I've seena lot in women, strange obsession with an animal that manifests into collecting stupid fucking trinkets in that theme. Common ones are horses, Dolphins, Butterflies, Ducks, and Frogs. They fill their living space with porceline statues, shitty matte paintings, and all of their bedding/drapes etc are covered in prints of that animal.
These women are 100% of the time fucked, a twisted blend of awkward and boring, and fucking crazy and dangerous.
Stay far away from them.

>Why do girls love horses?

Big dicks.

They all secretly want to suck their cocks.

Source: I grew up in a country from town and in high school two sluts recorded each other sucking off one of their horses and it some how got out and the whole school saw. Was fucking crazy scandal at the time

Never date a horse girl. You'll always be third place in her life, right behind her horse and her dad's money.

that's hilarious

i mean they're one of few animals that you can definitely tell that the animal itself likes you. like it could easily kick the shit out of you but once a horse trusts you it's like your bro for life.

that being said, they get off when they ride because it bumps and rubs their clit and pretty much simulates masturbation but they freakishly allow themselves to think that the horse is getting them off on purpose.

as a result, "i don't need no man"

What animal has the largest dick on the planet that lives on land.

>horses

me

My pet cat

Walrus are sometimes on land

so are whales, fucknuts.

best?

Y is this horse so horny I don't understand

A whale dick would be fun to sleep inside of, wouldn't it?

Horses are muscular and have huge dicks. Same reason they like black guys.

and what do they have in common? they both browse tumblr. (ba-dum-tish)

noice

Wouldn't you just wait until this guy wasn't so ducking hyped to film this shitty high school inspiration video?

Like, this horse is just ready to go, let the mother fucker cool down, then do your training video.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

Well played, sir

I would date a horse.

We all know where this thread is supposed to be going.

Someone post the fucking horsecocks already and lets get this going.

Because Horses cost $$$$ and they aren't gonna earn that money on their own. They want a man who can afford to take care of a horse (land, feed, barn, accessories, etc.)

A man who can afford a horse can afford to take care of her and all her "needs"

I waiting for it

We all were, user.

Elephants

inb4 beastiality

bit late

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let us consult the chart

duck

This dated two horse chicks and meet plenty of others after that if a girl said she liked to ride horses on the first step I would leave they are all selfish crazy self involved overly emotional bitches.

sauce? I have another like this

I remember a friend of my brother asked his Mom if he could have some vanilla in his cocoa.

She replied "What do you think this is? Buckingham Palace"

And she was paying $1000 to board two horses.

Horse girls and women have no common sense and just waste money and time on them, just crazy cat women with money.

i need to go hang out at the horse track and find a cougar sugar mama

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I can kinda confirm this, too. She was a bit..odd.

Because horses are gay.

No

Someone post the gay horses fucking to prove his point.

I did once, its usually because nobody at home genuinely loves them. I'm not talking those rich girls who ride in shows and shit, I'm talking about those insanely hot chicks who just fuck with the local 4h circuit and just have a horse to have a friend. Dated a horse enthusiast once, 10/10 for sure, but she emotionally abused the fuck out of me, was really manipulative and shit, damn she was the hottest chick i ever fucked but that wasn't worth the struggle, good pussy make you do a lot of shit, but once the good pussy stops flowing you start to notice all the other bullshit you put up with for it. Never put the pussy on a pedestal unless you're sure she's the one, even then, better a soapbox than a pedestal.

Girls that love horses are fucking stupid

Your dubs confirm you were in the last thread.

this. 100%.

yes yes , I see them on the beach all the time

wouldn't you be too if you were getting mad pets and kisses?

>why do girls love horses

hmm lets see


they
>have a dick nearly 2ft long
>are always ready to go
>have extreme girth
>cum buckets
>spike that taboo of animals

can confirm, see for my experience

niggers

Kentucky fag reporting in, I've got 14 head of horse. i mainly hare trail horses though, only one show horse but you can bet that fucker is worth 10k

It's a status symbol, and girls want to make their friends jealous lmao

My sister loves horses. Seems pretty normal

you guys are off your rockers
my GF loves horses just because. They are like big overgrown puppies.
Got to be pretty twisted in the brain if you think every girl wants to fuck a horse.
That or you are extremely lacking in your manhood.

>bit things can come in small packages
Stopped there.

Ask her if she jacks off the horse. If she says no she's lying.

post doggos

does she enjoy cleaning their penises?

is this part of the fabled "horsecore" series?

moar

Always wanted to see a girl fucked by a bull, even if not properly.

Or a bear

lol is that porn...?

also horses are expensive and take up a lot of time. i want a girl that spend time on the home and family.

moar

holy shit lol, i hope that internet was around for that to be out there somewhere today

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Did the femanon who said she fantasized about beast ever come back? Rebecca I think? Some anons wanted to pool together and get her a bad dragon dildo in exchange for a show, not sure if it happened

she's just a mare to him, wh give a fuck once his load is done

Horse girls are always named Sarah and they are always fucking insane. Steer clear.

Shameless bump for Crossed.

some of the best serials ive ever read.

underrated post

I have
Twice
All they fucking talk about is feminism and horse
I never fucking understood it
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Then it hit me.
The horse's big fucking cock hit me.

Was this her? Might be getting femanons mixed up

That's her did she come back?

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She won't spend a dime on you unless your name is Seabiscuit.

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is anyone gonna post webms or do I go sleep

yo homie, man, I don't know why girls like horses so much, maybe it's because possibly behind closed doors they having fracking sex.

Would I date one? man, fuck no, they just richie bitches and fuck those snobs.

of course not. I'm not a horse.

Horses are the only animals as neurotic as their owners.

Bad.

I'm a Dr. Fag and I have to say this women needs to stop having unprotected sex. I see classic signs of genital warts, look above her clit to the left.

Hope all that horse fucking paid off!

because riding them stimulates their pussy and they have big cocks

Yes. This is why little girls love horses and ponies because it's one of the first direct associations they make with pussy stimulation, second only to dads dick.

Men should love (female) horses as well. Dat mare pussy

That's fucked up Leroy.

I hope that's horse semen she's drinking.

same reason bitches like dudes with cars just older programming.

>second only to dads dick.
unf

Life is ficked up, Corky

you did it

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Can confirm. Something is very off about horse girls. They tend to skew towards hyper emotional and obsessive. However some of them just grew up with horses and have some but aren't obsessed. You have to find out which one she is.

Cause when you ride a horse the natural motions of the horse rub against your groin and give pleasure

LOL THAT HORSE DICK SMALLER THAN MINE!

sure it is bro