I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
What do you got for me today Sup Forums?
I-I have something good...
I found it in my grandma's attic. I'd like to sell it.
The best I can do is three shiny quarters
Aww hell yes, I'll finally be able to get some Bazooka bubble gum!
I take that back, I'll give you $500 for to save the image.
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Chumlee spotted
God damn it, Chumlee. If you don't know what it is, call the expert.
>chumlee
Yes, how can i help you
Do you guys have Battletoads
I'll tell you what, I'll give you $500 for you to repeat that sentence.
I found these in my attic...what can you do for me?
Back when I was a kid we didn't have Battletoads.
the gun that killed Abraham Lincoln
I'll give you five bucks. That's the highest I can go.
How much for day old eggs & bacon?
Sorry, its fake sentence. original cost $500, this fake cost $2.00, sorry. BYE
This is def better than the original show
My grandad errrr found this in his potting shed, can I get 2 and a quarter for it?
You're a goddamn saint. Thanks for letting me on the show
Look me call a buddy who's an expert on day old eggs and bacon
Sorry buddy but the Jew producers won't let me take anything with a swastika on it
I'm Mark Hall, and I'm an expert in antique weapons and day old eggs and bacon.
What do you have for me, Rick?
Copyright, -500$
Some guy bought some day old bacon and eggs in mint condition
i have a old gun and eggs between my legs, whats price?
I' thinking about a penny
How much for this
How much will you give me if i sell my wife?
Mind if I test it out first?
Well, I wouldn't be so sure of that. You see that mild rolling on the left side of the skillet there? Someone took some of those eggs and ate them, so you can't sell this as a complete set.
I don't deal in rimfire guns, sorry friend.
coon
Found this old thing at the corner of happy and healthy. How much to pawn it?
I got a thousand battle toads, how much can you give me?
go ahead take a trial run. But I'll warn you, she's got a lot of miles on her.
no rimfire guns? NOOB
How much for this?
Let me call a buddy who's an expert on thumbnails
Thanks man, looking forward to it!
How much for a legitimate picture of god?
I have a gently used battery-operated rechargeable pet petter.
It's perfect for people who really love their pets, but don't want to touch them for personal reasons.