You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf when this guy comes up to you and calls your favorite music...

You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf when this guy comes up to you and calls your favorite music journalism site a "clever trendy way to sell ads to naive kids"

What do you do?

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Ask him to fuck my girlfriend while I watch.

but my favorite band is swirlies

tell him my favourite music journalism site is Sup Forums

Ask him his opinion about the Cure and make a getaway while he's distracted.

Tell him he's my favorite journalism site

That's a wonderful thing to say about my ass.

He's literally a thumb

kiss him on his hairy mouth

put my headphones back on and listen to the disintegration loops

Start talking to him about shugazi and Mercury Rev, having a good time.

ask him why the disintegration loops isn't a masterpiece and get me and my girl out of there mid-tangent

I really wanted to move to brooklyn in my early twenties.

DAMNIT BRANDO

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What the fuck?

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Play this in my car as she sucks my dick after we laugh at this cornball

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Let him ramble on for a few minutes about modern day journalism, buy him a drink, then take my girlfriend back home and fuck her face

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this is now a brandon/lauren thread

Dive bar
Brooklyn

These things are mutually exclusive

no, it's a hipster "dive" bar

I miss stalking his opinions on ask.fm

last fm you mean?

listen to him

it's actually very entertaining

nope, ask.fm

definitely a dedicated number of Sup Forums users follow him so I know it's not just me

>ask.fm
I don't have an ask.fm account.

I hate this guys eyebrows. it pisses me off so much

Sup Forums is the only place ott is scared to confront desu

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pretty sure he laughs at us all the time.

as he should, Sup Forums is literally a bunch of children trying to be elitists.

I hate everything about him.

He's a fucking faggot.

that's exactly what ott was when he helped found p4k. he was just a kid makin memes calling people's taste shit and getting fucked up at lollapalooza

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sounds like somebody has some weakass brows

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shut the fuck up, you'd fuck her given the chance.

I'd fuck almost anyone if they'd give me a chance
please fuck me im so lonely jesus christ

not even close

lavren is love, lavren is life.

i bet she waits 5 months to give an agitated handjob with her dry cracked hands, then feels bad about it and doesn't talk for a week out of shame. then when she gets broken up with, she blames men for not being able to put up with her "stressful career" as a "musician"

It is stressful dude. It's not a normal life at all.

I would think "normal life" would be more stressful.

Touring, doing interviews, little sleep, the drugs, the drinking. That shit starts to take a toll on you. It's not so glorious as people make it out to be.

>forced to do drugs
>forced to drink

interviews are barely even stressful for college students btw, who also don't sleep. how sheltered are you?

what the fuck are you a seasoned touring musician now?

nigga you need to get outside
but i think you're fucking with people sometimes.

mu is a slow board

this has to be a joke. no one can be this socially retarded

Yeah I bet all that food is taking its toll on you, you fat fucking son of a faggot. Lose some weight.

Try find and out how I got to be such a faggot where I have a degenerate girlfriend and probably like shitty styles like indie and emo.