You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf when this guy comes up to you and calls your favorite music journalism site a "clever trendy way to sell ads to naive kids"
What do you do?
You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf when this guy comes up to you and calls your favorite music journalism site a "clever trendy way to sell ads to naive kids"
What do you do?
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Ask him to fuck my girlfriend while I watch.
but my favorite band is swirlies
tell him my favourite music journalism site is Sup Forums
Ask him his opinion about the Cure and make a getaway while he's distracted.
Tell him he's my favorite journalism site
That's a wonderful thing to say about my ass.
He's literally a thumb
kiss him on his hairy mouth
put my headphones back on and listen to the disintegration loops
Start talking to him about shugazi and Mercury Rev, having a good time.
ask him why the disintegration loops isn't a masterpiece and get me and my girl out of there mid-tangent
I really wanted to move to brooklyn in my early twenties.
DAMNIT BRANDO
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What the fuck?
youtube.com
Play this in my car as she sucks my dick after we laugh at this cornball
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Let him ramble on for a few minutes about modern day journalism, buy him a drink, then take my girlfriend back home and fuck her face
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this is now a brandon/lauren thread
Dive bar
Brooklyn
These things are mutually exclusive
no, it's a hipster "dive" bar
I miss stalking his opinions on ask.fm
last fm you mean?
listen to him
it's actually very entertaining
nope, ask.fm
definitely a dedicated number of Sup Forums users follow him so I know it's not just me
>ask.fm
I don't have an ask.fm account.
I hate this guys eyebrows. it pisses me off so much
Sup Forums is the only place ott is scared to confront desu
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pretty sure he laughs at us all the time.
as he should, Sup Forums is literally a bunch of children trying to be elitists.
I hate everything about him.
He's a fucking faggot.
that's exactly what ott was when he helped found p4k. he was just a kid makin memes calling people's taste shit and getting fucked up at lollapalooza
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sounds like somebody has some weakass brows
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shut the fuck up, you'd fuck her given the chance.
I'd fuck almost anyone if they'd give me a chance
please fuck me im so lonely jesus christ
not even close
lavren is love, lavren is life.
i bet she waits 5 months to give an agitated handjob with her dry cracked hands, then feels bad about it and doesn't talk for a week out of shame. then when she gets broken up with, she blames men for not being able to put up with her "stressful career" as a "musician"
It is stressful dude. It's not a normal life at all.
I would think "normal life" would be more stressful.
Touring, doing interviews, little sleep, the drugs, the drinking. That shit starts to take a toll on you. It's not so glorious as people make it out to be.
>forced to do drugs
>forced to drink
interviews are barely even stressful for college students btw, who also don't sleep. how sheltered are you?
what the fuck are you a seasoned touring musician now?
nigga you need to get outside
but i think you're fucking with people sometimes.
mu is a slow board
this has to be a joke. no one can be this socially retarded
Yeah I bet all that food is taking its toll on you, you fat fucking son of a faggot. Lose some weight.
Try find and out how I got to be such a faggot where I have a degenerate girlfriend and probably like shitty styles like indie and emo.