Jobs of Sup Forums?

jobs of Sup Forums?
jobs of Sup Forums.

job title:
hourly wages or yearly earnings:
a little bit about daily job life:
whatever else you feel like listing.

OP delivery

job title: I guess caretaker
hourly wages or yearly earnings: I make about $420 a week at like 10 an hour
a little bit about daily job life: I take care of a house full of potatoes and clean after them and shit.

my day is usually like this
>wake up around noon and smoke a bowl on the porch
>fuck around the house and get ready for work about 3
>pick my guys up and take them wherever they want, usually to eat or get chocolate milk
>get to their home around 6pm
>cook dinner, tidy up eat the fuck down
>give out meds after dinner and before bed
>10pm rolls around and you'll find me on the porch or out back smoking a joint pre-rolled for work
>many lulz daily and multiple acts of potato in public

pretty good to get paid weekly.

Mobile electronics/aftermarket parts installer
$16 hour
Install remote starts, alarms, stereo systems, wheels, ect.

op can post stories if anyone is interested. Chronic masturbation and pretending to be asleep. One client is manic depressive and always makes lewd sighs and hangouts in the livingroom with me all the time. A few close calls with the stench of marjuana.

Assemble Ar-!5s/ar-10s/dick around most days. 36k/yr
Best fucking job ive ever had.

how does going to work feel? is it something you wake up wanting to do or does it just pay the bills? I feel like that would be kind of monotonous,

actually had a buddy that went to the army to be a weapons mechanic or some shit and he knows a lot about rifles and handguns. He built an AK-47 one part at a time.

Sous Chef
$35k from job. Also have income from renters about $15k.

Only debt is my 30 year fix mortgage on a 200k house I bought a few years back. I am 23. I'm not filthy rich or anything but I live really comfortably.

thats cool? i guess.

we make a lot of ak receiver blocks. ive disassembled many.

Its not boring by any means, I've been doing it for 15 years so I'm kinda wore out but it has its perks I suppose. I have a project car that I'm allowed to work on so I basically built that there. I can come and go when I need to. Paid weekly with OT every week.

Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr

goddamn user you're doing it big. OP is only renting a 2 bedroom house, but I prefer renting so I wont have to fix anything out of pocket and it's not that expensive for my area so I have money for other things like internet, videogames and specialty food items.

job title: Service Coordinator
hourly wages or yearly earnings:$13 atm, pay raise in the next few months.
a little bit about daily job life: Sit and talk to customers while I pick my nose.
whatever else you feel like listing: Easy af.

I can see how it isn't as interesting to you but I've never built a gun or seen a custom one built like that in person. He probably doesn't think too much of it either idk.

Mobile Tech at Apple
15 an hour 33,000 a year
Resetting passwords and fixing screens

Floor supervisor(unionized company)
I tell people to work
it is against my job description to work.
17.50 /hr
~ 34k year

librarian at research university
$70k salary
assist with scholarly activity, research, access.

Coke dealer.

About $500- $1000 a week.

Best Buy, Computer Salesman.
12.50/hour before tax
No commision but we have to sell a large amount of rev/hour or we get a talking to.

Ask me anything.

Maint. Tech. $35/hr
I deal with some pretty vile amounts of human effluence, but otherwise it's a damn decent living.

>dub dubs

theyre really easy to build

College.

Make about -900 a week or something idfk.

Get drunk, fuck, and then study my ass off

Title: Assistant Researcher
Wage: $7,800/year (for real)
Daily job: Browse Sup Forums and HN
Waiting to start my PhD soon and bump up my salary to a wonderful $30,000/year after tax.

>But someday it will be better son...

Contact trainer. Only about 45k yr.

My budget isn't terrible.

dope.

IT, I don't really have a title, but I'm the head of the downtown satellite office. It doesn't mean much as it's only 3 people total there.
$43/hr
We handle all local government departments, except for any emergency services. Although we sometimes do auxiliary work for them when needed. On my downtime I like to make lewd webms and post to /gif/ while edging myself.

Same dude what store?

Same

Medical records retrieval agent
$16/hr
Ups and downs. Today i played games for 7 hours.

-> Manager at a cell phone store.
$25k annual salary
$5k in cash I steal from the till
Another $5k in bonuses / commissions.

MFW the boss thinks I'm doing a great job and wants to give me a raise but really, I just sit on my ass all day.

remote IT support
$19 an hour / $45,000 yr give or take with OT
fix morons dumb computer issues all day

Quality control inspector.
Currently making around 20/hr. It pays the bills and I'm sure not unhappy but I would have probably chosen a different career path if I could go back.

Software Engineer
$115,000 a year
I write business applications for a large company.
Every application I write is some twist on a project management tool. They don't want to learn something popular MS Project or Jira so they just tell me exactly what features they want and I'll make it.

It's a Massachusetts store, not gonna state which one.

:(

What store you at?

Architectural Technologist.
$50,000 salary plus benefits.

I love when lazy faggots like you get audited. My old roommate pulled this shit and got caught.

The best part was when he got away with it. I knew he had his shit together. Do you?

I work at Legoland as one of the carnival game operators. I deal with little shits all day.

Cashier at grocery store
10.10 an hour
scan things, take money, give change, bag things

Graphic Artist working for various TV channels.

About $110,000 AU a year. (Live in Australia.)
Probably spend about 30-35 hrs a week at the studio. Probably only actually work for bout 20hrs a week. Basically they agree to pay me $500 a day whenever I show up. Pretty cruisy as long as you have the skills.

Level 2 Electrical Apprentice working in the oil and gas industry in Canada
earn $22 an hour, make about 70k after the year because most money is from overtime.
it is really shitty but ill be making bank when im a journeyman.

Deli Clerk
8.85/hr
bread chicken, serve people soups/salads/fried chicken, slice meats, slice cheeses, do dishes.

Lol "Chef" hang in there man it will get better.

So many poor people

Student/no job
£3000 from student loan, £500 interest on inheritance, both yearly
Currently doing fuck all except for replaying Witcher 3 and fapping all day
Some socialising is involved, I guess.

Finishing up my last year of school, but I just finished up an internship and will be returning to the same job after I graduate, so:

-Software engineer
-About $110,000/year plus stocks
-Whiteboard, argue about math and coding practice with coworkers, draft design documents, finally code software
-It's a great job, highly recommended.

>job title: Aircraft engine mechanic
>hourly wages or yearly earnings: with bah/bas roughly 56k/yr
>a little bit about daily job life: just started midshift, so... youtube/nintendo ds/sleeping. and sometimes catching a jet and servicing oil. maybe an hourly insp.
lifes good on mids.

>NFL Quarterback
>250k yearly
>Wake up quick at about noon,just felt that I had to be in Compton soon

> all these wage slaves

what's your tech stack, nigga?

job title: nigger
salary: about $2k per month in gov benefits

>pharmacy tech / photo specialist at walgreens
>10.50 hr
>18, starting uni for my electrical engineering degree
>no college debt as I am using my father's military benefits
>feeling good

So today, i put in my notice at my job. Essentially quit. I ran the place way underpaid. I do IT Support/Computer Repair. Been at the same place for 7 years, just me and the owner. Owner is a cool guy, stays outta my way only see him like 10 min a week. Been saving for awhile to go off on my own. TODAY WAS THE DAY!!!!. I signed the leased on my own office/store front yesterday. I saved up 25 grand. Paid 4 months in advance on the rent.

Nervous about going into work today but also excited since i had the keys to my OWN PLACE

Boss comes in nignoging about this and that. Me i am working on a few systems. He goes to leave

Holdup.jpg

This is my last month here at this place
>Being professional since i been there so long
>Boss looks like he got his best toy as a child broken
He says "is there any amount of money you would take to stay"
Nope.avi

I need to build my own brand/name, working here i can't really save for a real retirement

>Amazing how some people don't realize shit until its gone and spaghetti all over the floor

neet
lmao at the wage cucks

I worked/will be working at Amazon, so it's mostly just their in-house-build stuff. Almost everything I do is Java, a little Scala in there, occasionally Python for data analysis. Then they've got custom tools for testing and deployment.

I don't do any front-end/UI stuff, or networking stuff, or database stuff, so I don't know about any of that really.

Main paying job: server/bartender at a country club
Side Job/Hopefully career: i work marketing and hospitality in the music industry concerning anything EDM related in the Philly Area.

1st job: about 45,000 a year but it varies
2nd job: about 10,000. Not great but making a bunch of money in this isn't the goal yet. still a lot of work to be done

1st job: serve rich folks. Pretty self explainitory. Lots of cool folks. It's in Delaware so Vice President Biden comes in a lot, so it's neat to serve him.
2nd job: i run the social media accounts promoting the artists/concerts we put together. All the online marketing and such. I also run hospitality night of show which basically means making sure all the artists have everything they need/making sure everything runs smoothly.

Basically in both jobs i get to meet a lot of really cool and famous people, and being able to work on a career while having a steady paying job is very rad. I'm in a good place right now Sup Forums and im happy.

Bartender, student, intern

Bartending: ~30,000/yr

Student: -$3000/yr after scholarships

Internship: unpaid, -$1000 because gas

Busy. As. Fuck.

How exactly DO you people get money? And if you're not into money, how do you eat?

Their parents probably support them.

Communications coordinator, United States Air Force

I make $50,000 a year

I talk to cunts, I tell cunts to talk to other people, i fix cunts broken phones from time to time, i tell where to shoot big bad cannons.

I have a similar job, and make more but I don't have stock. How much do you really make on top of your salary with stock? Do you have to be super up-to-date with the market and stuff? I'm thinking about switching jobs but I haven't found anybody that will match my current salary but they push the stock "benefit" a lot.

I work at a call center for Royal Caribbean.

and you make six figures? gtfo

Marketing specialist for a software company

60K per year + bennies.

I took a paycut to work here but got so burned out working for Intel and Nike. Commute is better, people are awesome, small office, no internal politics, etc...

I get that. I was picky about the house. It has a good setup. Needs a new coat of paint (which I should have taken care of this summer) but other than that its sweet. A very good family friend of mine is a contractor and my cousin is a carpenter so I can get shit done cheap. And I get free food where I work so my food bill is about 1/3 of what it should be.

Its nice right now because I have really trustworthy renters that I really like to take care of. I have heard horror stories and the like about renters taking advantage of the landlord. Laws are set into place in my state that rightfully protect the tenant but while doing this they sadly seem to neglect the fact that the owner can get seriously fucked. I live comfortably enough where I don't need the renters to maintain what I have for well over two years. So when my renters leave I can be picky about them too.

There is a lot more on my plate with the house, but I think it was good for me. It does mean I don't get to travel (at least at the moment) though. Probably the only downside.

Software Engineer in Test
$70,000 a year.
Went to school for programming, languished in customer support for three years (58K/y as support, so I wasn't crying), finally got a job that puts me back on a career path.

Before I went to school I was making minimum age, best 2 year decision I ever made.

well I'm a server at a tex Mex restaurant, I usually clear about $500 to $650 in tips per week and I get a check for like 65 to 80 or so every two weeks. I gotta say it's the easiest job I ever had. no heavy lifting our education required (not to say you can't be full on retarded, but I feel like a lot of people I worked with are like that). I make money daily and bullshit my way the whole time. I feel like anyone could pick up this job as long as you are the slightest socially adept

sellin' the bud in eastern europe-street hustling with it, etc. - guaranteed 150-200-300 euro / day - wont stay out more than 5 hours daily --- mostly cruise around the city meeting people or just waitin' at a bar for connects. pretty relaxed about it doing it for the past 7 years.

YouTuber I guess. I make around $400-$500 a week. I make parodies and what not. Im only 19 so the money is good for me and helps with college stuff.

Oh, right, income. $14.76 an hour, so working just 40 hours a week I'm 30k a year, but I usually hit a lot of overtime. Double pay on holidays and overtime incentives pretty frequently, so I sit pretty comfortably at 40k.

Unemployed Student
-$50,000.00 a year

I'm in school and blacksmith as a hobby; I'm thinking of making products to sell but so far I haven't made anything I would consider worthy of putting my name on and shipping out.

Title: Petroleum Engineer
Earnings: $160k/yr

Just finished my PHD this year at University of Michigan, and I get to travel internationally which is nice. The only thing that sucks is that I have to deal with overly sensitive sand-niggers that usually do nothing but smoke and talk about American women

air traffic controller
$50 an hour
check planes and shit

I'm sure people will buy anything,just make something that comes from your heart

why coke rather than other drugs?

Well, just to be exact, it breaks down like this. And note, I plan to work at Amazon for exactly 2 years, as many of their employees do:

-$95,000 salary
-$25,000 sign-on bonus the first year
-$20,000 sign-on bonus the second year
-About $10,500 in stocks, disbursed over the two years

Medical student
-60,000$ per year
studying all fucking day
FML

I'm doing a 2 year-long intensive computer science program and you give me hope user.

I'm about to start the dreaded "term from hell" in a week, so I'll try to have this in mind.

I worked for minimum wage for 2 years and don't want to go back to that...

People don't like Pepsi.

job title:

Mathematics Teacher

hourly wages or yearly earnings:

$46k/year+ up to $5k in bonuses

a little bit about daily job life:

I teach Calculus to 11th grade girls who are in uniform.

whatever else you feel like listing:

Only ever slept with one of them.

How do you become an atc?

Sure, why not? Amazon's a great company to be a programmer for.

super interesting! Thanks for the info.

>GM at coffee shop.
>55k+bonus
> first couple hours of the day deal with vendors(place orders) and report to regional manager. Second half of day I'm usually on the floor.

tell story.

No thanks

I can save up my neetbux cause my mom pays for the rest of my shit

Please tell story

What's your channel?

I'll share some advice:
- Do a coop term, it looks good on a resume.
- Volunteer at school, it looks good on a resume.
- Network with your classmates; get them all on facebook, linkedin, etc. I got my job through a school friend and that's really common.
- If you get a job in support after you graduate, don't stop looking for work; it's just a numbers game. APply to a million places.
- After you graduate, keep reading, keep coding. Read code complete, test driven development by example, and cleaner code. Never stop pushing.

Been in grocery retail for almost 5 years bouncing around. You need to go to an Aldi. Was making 8.05 at a Winn Dixie, got a job at Aldi, mover up to management in a year and a half making 16.50.
It's easy af, so many perks. Might be shit pay to some, but I had a bad childhood, no college now 24

2k per month is what I make after taxes and I fucking work 50 hours a week in a hot as fuck truck for 9-14 hours per day. At least I have a chance at promotion though. Fucking reeeeeeeing my ass off over here.

Wendy's... 10.55$ STUDENT WAGE FTW

Job: Infectious Disease Specialist
Salary: $180k/yr

Really digging this job, as I get do deal with a bunch of cool diseases and study/examine and test the effects of rare diseases. Even though the dudes mixing chemicals for 8 hours a day make way more, this shit is still cooler.

Solar service tech
31 .80/hr

I fix all the shit that people fuck up putting panels on the house.

Job Title (Hired as): Laborer (cleaning job site) @ construction
(Work as): Super
Pay: $11/hr (currently about $500 biweekly [in school]
Duties: Insulate houses, fire stopping, walk with inspectors, repair frames/slab flooring, answer service calls.
Currently in school for Automotive technology

Scaffold builder. 14 an hour with 3 an hour per diem so about 770 a week because I'm supposed to get 50 hours. I wear a harness and hang off of steel beams all day so it's pretty okay.

Thanks for the advice user.

It's too late for me to get a co-op job as I finished year one already, but I'll make sure to do the rest.

>job title: Software Engineer
> yearly earnings: 95k
>a little bit about daily job life: mobile apps using .Net framework. Web development
>whatever else you feel like listing.
My dick is 7 inches long