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Jonsa and don't forget the fucking subject Edition

Wasn't even a fucking /got/ general

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1st for King Azor Jon

secod for dubs

Tell me about Willis.
Why does he hold the door?

>Essos has their own version of the Wall.

There are desert roaming Others as well? What the fuck man. How do you defeat them?

nth for loli shireen

Reminder that Dany needs her tits and clit cut off

Nth for targ madness dany

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

xth for Sam will be the last one alive because fat neckbeards will write death threats to D&D otherwise

So

We heard about 100,000 Wildlings marching on the Wall

Then Battle for Castle Black happened, etc

Stannis showed up

Hardhome etc

Then Wildlings through the Wall

Tormund says 2000 left to march and fight

What the fuck happened to the rest of the Wildlings?

This is a serious plothole for me.

>army of topless Mediterranean who only own leather bondage gear show up in Westeros just as winter hits

Fucking good luck guys. Enjoy sitting outside peoples castles freezing to death

Then they slowly turn on Dany and she goes full cray-cray

>burn them all
>burn them all
>burnthemall
>burnmal
>burnmal
>burnml
>brn
>brn
>bran

????

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Thank you OP

Preston

Thoughts on the mad king flash back? What did they mean by this ?

GRRM already said that Sam is his self-insert.

Does that mean he'll never finish his Maester's thesis?

STANNIS ACTING GENERAL AND REGENT UNDER BASED KING JON FUCKING WHEN???

>Cat
>Jon
>Benjen
>
continue the list

nth for based sisterfucker

>Cannibal Sands

What inspires a post like this

It scares me that I breathe the same oxygen as the person behind this

Daily remidner

>Ned enter the room
>see a wet nurse threatening a laboring Lyanna with a knife while other wet nurse are all cowering at the corner of the room
>Ned kills Wet Nurse
>Lyanna is stabbed in the stomach
>Lyanna dies by losing too much blood but safely delviers baby Jon
>one wet nurse agrees to take care of Jon on the way back to WF
>her name is Wylla

Davos is more out of character in my game than he ever has been in the show. It's weird.

>yfw all the Starks get resurrected one way or another
>Starks are literally a family of zombies

S
ST
STA
STAN
STANN
STANNI
STANNIS!

They build them very inexpensively on the southern border.

Did you even watch Hardhome?

Jon and Tormund were only able to convince and bring back around 5000, most of whom were children and old folk. by the time the Walkers came and killed off most of the rest.

>Danerys kills hundreds of innocent people and destroys their culture and destroys a great religious ground
>Is a hailed by a hero by showplebs
>Stannis wants to save the realm and defeat the Boltons. He makes the moral choice of sacrificing his daughter to save the kingdom
>Showplebs turncloak and join the Boltons who did atrocities such as killing Robb, mutilating Theon and skinning an old women
Why are showplebs the worst?

>Stannis
>Ever accepting anyone else as King when he's literally the only legitimate, legal claimant
>Even once

He would rather starve to death than surrender. He would rather burn his daughter alive than let his men freeze to death.

Nigger, you just went full Jonfag. Never go full Jonfag. Or even partial. Jon is a fucking faggot.

Does benjen have any white walker powers?

Heh nothing personel kid

Deep hatred for myself

most of them scattered back to their homes. they are most likely all wights by now. in the hardhome episode like 10,000 wildlings get turned into wights in that one battle

They're namedropping a lot of houses this season.

fuck off falseflagging cuck

He saved exactly the amount of time that it takes Uncle Coldben to do up that stupid fucking mask he wears for literally no reason. That's why Hodor died. So Uncle Coldben could put on his way-cool bandana and be all mysterious and shit.

Guess who else breathed oxygen? Hitler!

>He makes the moral choice of sacrificing his daughter to save the kingdom
Oh yes, because that worked out didn't it.

I-is he lord of the west now or not?

zombie wolverine tier regeneration

he could locate bran pretty quickly

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NO BODY NO DEATH

So the rest that participated in the Battle for Castle Black just vanished all the way to Hardhome? I don't think so.

Most of them died at Hardhome and are now wights. The attack was so fierce, Jon was barely able to save any of the wildlings.

At least, that's my interpretation.

daily reminder that Jon is literally just a bastard, not some kind of Stark/Targ messiah.

>sam's dad
god damn what a good actor

I know noone cares about him but I do....
What will happen to loras, guise?
Is gayness punishable by death for that motherfucking jihadist high sept?
I started watching the show because of him and renly.... i can't bare to lose one more of my gays...

Sheesh, get over it guys. It was an accident. She was supposed to be reborn in the flames.

For (You)

>Others
>living in a fucking desert

it's just GRRM's version of the great wall of China you wikipleb

The Grey Wastes are a cold desert. Ice zombies my man. Ice zombies all the way down.

The Grey Wastes are connected t to the Lands of Always Winter in the same way that Siberia once connected to Alaska

What would you have done? Let the only chance of saving the kingdom die out so you can take the highground? Stannis made the right choice in his circumstance

(you)?

*raises paw and barks*

>Five Forts of Yi Ti are an ancient "Fire Wall".

>They diametrically opposed to the "Ice Wall" that we are familiar with

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

Thats Ygritte you pleb. Post the correct waifu next time

Autism: the post

daily reminder you know nothing

Jon shall be king
Stannis will be the mannis

BURN THE WALL

>We Three Eyed Raven Now
What's next for babby Bran Flakes? Is he going to bring down the Wall?

so stupid the wrote that into the show

hopefully they just kill him off, i couldn't give less of a shit about loras and all his shoe horned in gay bullshit

He has to suck all the Faith Militant's dicks as punishment while they call him a fag.

Why do you think they keep him in that cell?

>It was just a prank bro

underrated

He is isn't he

They nailed the casting there

>from this day forth our words shall be
>We're All A Little Ooky

Not kill my daughter most likely.

>The Grey Wastes are connected t to the Lands of Always Winter in the same way that Siberia once connected to Alaska
FOR FUCKS SAKES GRRM SAID NO A THOUSAND TIMES

THIS THEORY IS HORSESHIT

FIRST FOR STANNIS THE ONE TRUE KING

HE'LL COME BACK THIS SEASON, GET FUCKING HYPE

>Lyanna dies by losing too much blood but safely delviers baby Fookin' Legend

So was Margaery truly repentant for her degeneracy or was she just playing the game?

A fucking wristwatch, what were they thinking?

>That lip smack of annoyance
Lol dude you're here for the money, we get it, now please act professional for a minute will you?
I can almost understand why D&D killed him off. Dillane is the worst shit ever.

sweetrobin>>>>>bran

Yes

GoT Stannis is almost certainly dead but he'd never bend the knee to a bastard.

Do I?

Did he see this?

> actually what happened

This

We have always been at war with Eastasia and Stannisfags have always subscribed to the precise formulation of rule utilitarianism that justifies burning Shireen. Always.

Show me the quotes by GRRM. I don't even need all one thousand of them, just give me two.

yes but it won't really matter
i'm so angry at D&D for messing this guy up

Gaming the high sparrow to save her brother.

the hamfisted "twenty good men" ruined Stannis
This is known

...

He's a big liar and phoney.

>Clean cut
>Nice robes
>Jaime stabs him in the front, not the back
>No dragon skulls
>Doesn't look mad whatsoever


If the people who write this shit don't care, why should I?

Fuck of Preston. Your boyfu is bad and you should feel bad.

I'd like to think she is but that's giving too much credit to dumb and dumber

Is Benjen (now) a villain?

>Hey you're the TER now, drink this blood btw
>You need to go to the wall, oh that mark the NK put on you, it'll fade don't worry about it

she craves attention

shes really lonely

>Coldhands was Benjen all along and not the night's king

REEE

That part was so cheesy, really looked fanmade-tier.

>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>I am no one
>A girl is no one
>ah fuck it I'll leave them

>tfw no melly/jon/stannis/davos power couple