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so quiet
What do you think Jojo?
The absolute STATE of PARIS SAINT GERMAIN TODAY
im too tired, i think fnatic have the late advantage because medusa ignores chrono and sven, but it all depends on who sucks less before that. its a crapshoot but i'd probably back fnatic
but i wouldnt back fnatic because they are doubly favorites in the draft and in skill so the odds will suck
Cybu pls
I think it is a 50/50 as well. Fnatic looking good in the first 10 minutes. Yeah unless Fnatic odds look really really good, I won't bet on them. Fnatic has won all 3 lanes despite having the better late game.
Decent goal, were they throwing shit at lucas before?
>County undone, as a looping delivery forward from Chantler found Wolfenden who got behind the defence to fire home.
Undone...
Goffy such a character
Germany rball unreal
chuckled.
>this triggers the femenist
every game is fucking 0-0
worst gambling day of my life this
suicidal
What games?
Have you tried /bet/ magic?
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip five-a-side shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/ (TorasAngel)
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions (Euan buying a goldfish?!)
8. Official motto
9. Official logo (pic related until we get something better)
10. Official dress code (Hass to do it?)
11. Miss /bet/ pageant contest for all the models
12. People to actually do these things
reposting
has been rly bad yes
what am I doing wrong lads
It's never a 0-0 in dota bets
>what am I doing wrong lads
betting on shite and following bets that arent mine
right now Germany sw, Bologna sw, and Reynir o2.5
could do with some magic for those games
All you had to do was ask Bologna just scored
based
Come on. Need another goal in this Waterford game.
was monaco always this garbage
any reason to not put 10% of my roll on Germany women
>Waterford
Miss derfel SO much :(
This desu, Derfell brought in the BANTS the TIPS and the LORD moments.
What more could you want from a man?
But you never post bets so we can't really follow them
Are you dumb or stupid?
Are you dumb or stupid?
Are you dumb or stupid?
Are you dumb or stupid?
Are you dumb or stupid?
>victim blaming
baka,,
Are you dumb or stupid?
fucking hell germany score already
NEED some /bet/ magic
ONE MORE GOAL MONACO
Liar liar pants on fire
Liar liar pants on fire
Liar liar pants on fire
German model is apparently so fit but no one has laid eyes on her Pmsl. Romanian model beautiful but she got kidnapped. Canadian model going through puberty. Hass model bruised.
Romania was a fraud desu, half of his profit on TT is from a 10/10 winner @ 11
Nationals o4.5 runs
Orioles vs Giants o7.5
Ranger o5 runs
Book it
>place medium on a spread for team
>team cut his foreigner just minutes ago
J U S T
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>getting a warning for the post a couple days ago about accidently copy pasting the porn link
Gonna have to send Euan a strongly worded letter about this
>nationals
>scoring without Harper
Really makes you think
>The state of Germany Slags
Acca looking WORLD.
>20 minutes have been added to your delivery time
>JustWins
>Doesn't
lel.
i ordered a chinese, and it took ages. i rang the place, and the guy said
>choppy waters, be there in 5
fucking chinese thinking they're at sea, kek.
DESPERATELY need o2.5 covered here too
fml
Taking a break from gambling until the Icelandic basketball season starts desu
>not posting this in the tip comments
pmsl thought you had some minerals
german slags blooter, porto blooter, china peno miss while one down, kek
>pmsl thought you had some minerals
Only supplement you really need is Vitamin D pal
Can someone tell me when the mens tennis semi-finals are? I literally cant find it anywhere.
>only supplement you really need is Vitamin D pal
>living in a place that doesn't have sunlight
Imagine.
>implying you spend enough time in the sun to get optimal vitamin D
>Implying I leave the house
>he doesn't spend at least one day of the week doing an outdoor activity
Fair enough
PMSLPMSLPMSL
IMAGINE not being on Katrina Johnson-Thompson. Jess is SUCH old news
>6 wins in a row
NEED to overtake Euan turn retire
Juve SUCH a judge
PLEASE do this.
Literally tip 1.01s, Euan will be so angry pmsl
Like Giardone
Reminder to set your alarms early tomorrow for my Aussie WORLDIES
>ppl itt who didn't put all their roll on the Cubs o6.5
betting life such a Kafkaesque existence at times
Don't think I can let my average tip get below 1.7 in the streak
>22 minute Peter Webb video
shaking
>it will never be a 22 minute porn vid of his daughter
Why even live?
>le Emily Webb face
>canadian slags at 5.00 against france
>value bet
pick two, bookies are not properly rating canaslags
I think France wins but I can't deny 5 is a bit long
"Luck, is where opportunity meets ability"
Framing and pinning these up on my wall.
I fell over once and found a fiver on the ground, fail to see how my ability had anything to do with that.
>chicken was dry, chips hard, sauce stale.
Waited an hour for this.
tears buddy :(
You'll only regret the things you didn't do
So many tears.
At least the acca looks world.
Sooooo Canada vs France btts and o2.5, right?
The o2 is surely worth a punt.
M A P L E
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When?
post more Maple memes
Guys, are any of the other lower commission trading sites like smarkets/betdaq worth it? How's the liquidity like?
i sure regret putting an awful lot of shit bets on
I bet on muhmodels 10/10 and lost, pretty sure I regret that.
>be france
>have track sprinter tier african wingers
>all are on the bench
>maple getting 5.00 outright
clenching all that can be clenched, give the leaves your energy
don't like all this french possession though
What time tomorrow liddo?
>implying liquidity would be a problem for a penny punter such as yourself
>he doesn't know i took out a massive wonga loan
...
I'll be up before 8 desu
>he doesn't know you actually need a job for a wonga loan
I miss Swedebro. Genuinely concerned he may have killed himself.
any value in the epl?
>tfw going to bed at 3 at the earliest every night of the Olympics
I-I'll set one for 7:45 ;_;
>Still not got my blowjob from Maple
>Still not got my £50 from juveguy
Pay denbts
...
Here's your (you)
>He didn't smash Leicester at 2.3 about a week ago
Nothing worth staying up for tbqh
Anyone watching the Canada - France game?
Tempted to get on Over 1 goal when odds improve if they're looking like it won't end 0-0
need a canaslag blooter like the deserts need the rain
desu going large on o.2.5 spurs
tottenham without dembele means they will be very vulnerable to counter attacks.
Evertons just shit so they'll concede some goals
Phelps, Ledecky and Hosszu in the finals tonight should be very entertaining
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