Omg guys.. my boyfriend came home and I was cooking him a chicken pot pie, special because they are his favorite...

Omg guys.. my boyfriend came home and I was cooking him a chicken pot pie, special because they are his favorite. I was smiling a lot and everything. Well I bent over to check the oven and I queefed right into his face. :(
He made a weird growl noise, and wrinkled his nose well I made this face and fucking ran into the room crying for so long.. now I'm ashamed. What did i do?

bull shit girls don't exist time stamp

Tell that to my vagina

Tell your vagina to get in front of a camera

Also your bf is a pussy if a queef to the face made him run off crying, it's not like you farted

He didn't run off and cry, I ran off and cry. He is sitting in the other room watching t.v. and I'm in our room with the door locked scared

Yeah. That happens. If he is so thrown off by it, he needs to grow up a little.

Scratch what I said about growing up then. No harm. No foul. Just go out there and let him love you and your random queef of doom.

Dirty ass beezy.

Wash your cunt

Then he's reacting like an adult and you're reacting like a retard

i bet that is the only pic you even have of her

Go back in the room he is in push him to the found queef in his face a gin turn to and say "now what bitch"

I think she's just acting like someone who's embarassed. Every woman I've ever dated has been embarassed by them too. She has nothing to be ashamed of.

Kimberly?

He will hit me i bet if i did that

yes?

He is a guy it's funny to us I Usta fuck my gf then when done push on her stomach and she would queef and I would laugh and say ohh your nasty

Nope sorry.

>woman woman

Oh look the very rare "I am a bisexual female"post, wowow so rare can you please tell us more about how much in love you are with your friend?

>mental ilness is a thing and you should get help

That's so mean!! Did she cry too?

Naa.. He will be forever your little bitch if you do that cus you showed him your in charge

What lol

No slapped me 1st time then from Then on did it the whole time we was together

>I bent over to check the oven and I queefed right into his face. :(

is he a midget?

I think he's sitting in that situation.

I'm sure he thought it was funny as shit.

Yes :(

>This entire thread.

Kek

Double Dubs! 33 and 11!!

Omg I got dubs too! Does this make me an oldfag?

No he was at the table
But it's weird too because he ate my butt before and said it was delicious
So why is he so mad at my panty grumbler?

I got doubles again!

I would have slapped you too! Right in the fur sack

kek

Triple dubs! Im definitely an oldfag now! Hell yeahhhh

he doesnt really care, although it is gross

youre insane which is why you ran away and are crying by yourself

I don't know if i could ever be that brave he is really big and mean and he would probably snap at my ass or something

Thank you!! :)

Does this cound as quaddubs? Idk all i kniw is im definitley an old fag now
Does that make me a mod now?

you're making things worse by being a crying annoying cunt. just go flop your titties around and do his drug of choice with him

Sheesh you are mean
I am not insane I'm just sensitive
Didnt your mom teach you that girls were delicate flowers *!

Go have make up sex

Also, women of this age do not 'cook'. You 'heat up' over-processed garbage or mix flavor packets together with instructions from a box, IF you can manage to even do that!

My drug is dubs, look at this 33!

error 909 dubs not found

How is everybody getting dubs!?
How do i bump?

Tits or GTFO

You got duble dubs! We're both oldfags now

gonna kill moot if this shit happens again

Oh my jew! I got dubledubs again! That means quads omg

>gonna kill moot if this shit happens again

RIP Moot 2016-2016

...

He only does cigarettes
And you're a meany too

Kill yourself. It's the only option left.

Double dubs!

What does it matter though? If he wants to eat that and i prepare it for him so what

Dubs! Checkd

Quads!!!

No. My name starts w a J.

i'm not mean i'm just me

More quads oh my days

You are and always will be cancerous newfaggotry.
Also its tripledoubles.

You got dubs too! Congrats we can be oldfag friends now

Why are all of you talking about dubs and stuff and quads there are not even any quads even i know that. You guys are all summer queers

Thats not how this works...
Not sure if troll or just newfaggot.

I got double twos!

What the fuck is wrong with you faggots I come back to lurk after years off of Sup Forums some "chick" posts and hardly anyone says tits or gtfo, nobody asks for timestamp, you're all a bunch of weak Tumblr pussies just willing to accept whatever little bitch made person decides to come up with and give them normal advice, why don't you all just do yourself a favor and an hero. You all make me sick I was there for raids before most of you fuckers were born, moot really dun goofed this time. I just can't believe it so I guess I'll just habeeb it.

Oh my golly gosh you got doubles aswell!? Are you a wizard?

>I'll just habeeb it.

Don't fucking make me TWINKIE house you

Dubzzzzz checkd

What a sad place this is.
Normies and autismlords everywhere.
I can never hope to be one of th spergmaster elite.
I fear I may have to leave this place once and for all.
I cant find the luls anymore.

>bent over - into his face

Troll. The boyfriend is a dog.

Dogs are waist high and face to face with a queef.

Cant find lulz but you found dubs! Checkd

Omg i got quad 3s

Grow up and fuck off?

Here.. no glasses, no shirt but no titties sorry

Like rubbing salt in the already festering wound.
This isnt what this board stood for.
It was never supposed to come to this.

This sounds like a copypasta

Worthless

Timestamp or gtfo

No pasta man, just a long time Sup Forumstard that thinks he might be getting to old for this shit.

Muhahahaha

Dude you must be a oldfag you got 2 doubles that means yoi got a quad!

This is why I make these threads dumb ass.
To bring out the lames. I make this fucking thread everyday and nobody catches it. There's that many newfags. Face it, your Sup Forums is dead and buried

Dubs and a trip that means quints!!!

040 dubs not found knew fag

Pussies.

So many fucking newfags. First rule of girls posting in Sup Forums:
>tits or gtfo

You know the rules, tits or GTFO!

Your rules are done son.

so you just make the same thread and see what reactions you get each time?

Your obviously not a newfag you got duble dubs! Thats means quads!

Yes.. and it's fucking pure delight.
You act like I invented this shit

iJizzed

>sign of a newfag: crying about 'teh rulez' that newfags came up with.

well i usually post on reddit so im not sure how posting on Sup Forums works. ive been a lurker for like 7 years and just come back every now and then but never really chat.

Dubssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssssssssssssssssssss_ssss

Did you reply to any of my posts on this thread? Did I get you too?

Quads!

OP, look. We're not gunna help you out if you dont help us out first. SHOW US THEM TIDAAAAYYYSSSSS