I love my boyfriend

i love my boyfriend
but the sex is bad
i assumed it was his inexperience when we first got together, but it hasn't improved, much of this has to do with his size
i'm emotionally in love and sexually attracted to him, but i'm getting more and more frustrated
advice?

Kys cunt

dick pic or gtfo

Have him Mack on dat pussy

Check my dubs faggot nigger

checked
check my singles

have him eat you instead.
problem solved

If female post tits with timestamp.
Otherwise gtfo

Tits or GTFO. Unless OP's a gay dude. In which case swordfight pic or GTFO. You know the rules.

Try watching porn with him

you might have to tell him how to lick you out.

might be a turn off but you could do it in a dominate way to make it like a fantasy,
'like my cunt boy, do it like this, faster, slower'

This is what you do

1post your tits with timestamp

2 post we'll tell you what to do

3 ????

4 profit

Take it up the ass.

Fucking faglord. No one wants to see his dick, you cock sucking butt pirate. We want to see tits! Tits or gtfo. And, op. Make that mother fucker read some books on kama sutra, or make him do some internet searching on how to use his little wee wee. If he can't please you, well, shit. I guess youll just have to get a new b.f. or live the rest of yor life unsatisfied. Fuck that, though.

I'm afraid to

>tits and we'll help
>but I'm scared!
It's not that hard

You know the drill. Don't be afraid, child.

Then fuck off.

Cuck him

Whats the deal with you mega faggots loving dick? Are there any straight guys left, or are you all cock hypnotized? Fuckig faggots, man. I guess you can't get any pussy so you resorted to loving dick instead.

take pic
email it to yourself
screenshot it
copypaste it to ms paint or some shit
leave out your face if you want
post here

learn how to fuck?

this

>lick you out

are you allowed to be up this late using the internet, user?

Don't post tits, just get the fuck off Sup Forums and go tell this to your boyfriend. Be honest, and don't cheat on the guy, for the love of God. There's a fucking load of possibilities in sex, go explore them.

Check'd bitch

Heres yoir dick pic, gaylords. Enjoy. This is te black cock of bad luck. Anyone who is a mega faggot will suffer bad cock luck I their life for being a complete cock lover. In your lifetime you will contract std's multiple times. I have spoken.

Projecting much?

he's almost 5 inches i'd say.
i can barely feel anything when we have sex but oral and anal are ok
have any advice?

This looks SO legit.

> A girl on Sup Forums
> Anyone asking for serious advice on Sup Forums
> This meme shit

Oh god...

If you can't tell someone how to make you come without using their dick then it is you who are bad at sex. Be up front about what you want and be patient.

Get him to eat you out and finger you the way you like it. Tell him ways that he can talk dirty to you. Tell him your kinks so he can exploit them. If he still isn't getting with the program at that point then dump him. If you just want s bigger dick in you get him a cock sheath or a strap on or just have him use a dildo.

its a bong expression.

this

You have a loose pussy, maybe you shouldn't be a whore, tits or gtfo bitch

Post tits. Especially if their big. What cup size are you, op?

5 inches couldnt even get a girl to call you back after the first fuck. Thats pretty bad. I think that's considered micro penis.

Harley??

You're retarded, 5 is average.

Fucking, yeah right. Average for a smurf, maybe. 6.5 is avergae you idiot.

All I see here is:

>MY BOYFRIEND is bad at sex
>HIS dick is small
>It's HIS fault
>HIM

So I have one question user. How well do you fuck your boyfriend? You're putting all the blame and pressure on him to perform. What do YOU do? What can YOU do to possibly make it work?

i'm a 34 B cup but that isn't relevant

Don't take the bait retard.

Read a book nigger, you sure are fucking stupid

Tits are too small. Sorry, it's you. He can't get hard enough to satisfy because of your tiny tits. It's all your fault. :^)

>avergae you idiot.

Tits or GTFO you cunt

Checked

Bitch, his dick is 5 inches. What can he do with 5 inches? His dick is right at or jut above micro penis. His dick is tiny.

Average is 5.5 inches, calm down.

Checked

B cup? Aw, nevermind. You can keep your shirt on. I only enjy c cups or better.

/thread

Only ~30% of women can reach orgasm through vaginal stimulation anyway, so do what the majority of women do and are best at, fake it.

If your dick is 5 inches, and you're arguing that you're average, your sex life is doomed and you're tryig to make yourself feel better. My dick is easily 5 inches when im semi turned on. Fuck your sex life, it's probably you that op is talking about. Guess you can't pleaee a woman either.

You have small tits he has small dick not show pic with time stamp of one of them or gtfo

i love my girlfriend
but the sex is bad
i assumed it was her inexperience when we first got together, but it hasn't improved, much of this has to do with her loose vagina.
i'm emotionally in love and sexually attracted to her, but i'm getting more and more frustrated advice?

you have to know how to use your dick. I can make women squirt. I have one position I call the grand slam that makes them squirt all over the bed and my groin.

Checked and kek'd

Dubs of truth.

Nigger you can't even spell.

ps chekem

still doesnt = good enough for fun. needs an 8 inch penor. go black

Of course I can spell, im on my tablet, and I type too fast for this shitty processor to get every word. Maybe if I punch in the keys with my cock it will catch every word.

>squirt

that's piss m8

They're pissing on you because your 'grand slam' is putting too much pressure on the bladder. Women have weak bladder control.

My dick is right at 7.5 and ive gained a little weight. If I go back down to 165, I'd easily get that half inch back and be back to my glorious 8 incher. You dont have to be black to have a good size dick.

Lol , sounds like it's lack of experience . If his dick is 5 inches and you can't feel anything , then it's probably a lot less than 5 inches . You don't feel anything in doggy ?

That may be, friend, but they have screamig orgasm while they piss. Shaking legs and everything. I eel like I need to teach you all the grand slam. Its gaurenteed to give your lady friend an orgasm. Lay her on her back, both legs on your left shoulder, with your right arm, wrap your arm arou d her legs to support her legs. Then lean forward some. Not a lot, and start fucking her. The more you go the more shell realize shes getting a good fucking. Then you can gradually push her legs more and more towards the headboard until eventually her toes are touching the headboard. Once this is achieved, you can slam your weight down on her pussy until she squirts. Gaurenteed to make her squirt, or make her on the edge of squirting.

i do but not in regular sex
i haven't really told him yet, so we do mostly vaginal still
i really doubt i can tell him

How would you get that thing off his dick?

Another thing ive learned is that immediatley after you give a girl an orgasm by eating her oussy, fuck her hard. This will launch her into another orgasm. This will not work if you're fat. You have to be in decent, healthy shape to achieve the 2nd orgasm because you have to go hard, and fast. Cardio friends, cardio is the trick.

I finally came to the conclusion that he cant, and the picture was taken at the hospital. How fucked is he, huh? Dont stick your dick I places it doesnt belong.

Thanks for the tip Sup Forumsro

Not going to lie, thought you were my gf for a sec, but then ya taliked about 5 inch and anal