this triggers and enrages the American
This triggers and enrages the American
I dont get it
>ameriswims
why are germans so mad that a country is really good at a certain sport
empty pool, you're shit without swimming
Not cool, bro. Delete this.
Being funny and making jokes is fine and all, but this is in bad taste.
Why do Brits pretend they didn't point this out in other threads?
swimming is the natural sport of humans
we are mostly water, and thus we should thrive in water
be water my friends
>euros call us niggers
>euros call us ameriswims
you can only pick one lads, which is it
hmmm
german humour everybody
why can't germans swim
Track is the natural sport of humans nerd
whoa, really makes you think
than why are humans 60% water and not 60% track?
water is cold in germany and germans are pussies
this triggers and enrages the German
tfw cannot swim
But they do. In Jew gold.
damn, without swimming we really would suck
tough break third worlders, maybe you should homegrow some good swimmers instead of complaining?
swimming half naked is totally haram
the US stole all their jew gold in WW2
We cant breathe under water, duh.
holy shit, they're charlatans
hello DaMarcus
You haven't seen a German dig on the beach, have you?
Trust me, US didn't find anything.
>german swimmer
this triggers the German
>shooting
>2 bronze
We should be getting nothing but gold with all the practice they have in schools.
You're country is full of niggers. Your olympics would be nothing without a stupid amount of swimming medals.
We can use different insults depending on the situation. For example, you are almost certainly a fat guy.
I couldn't until i was 12. Literally learned in one day during gym when teacher told me to stay after and learn the basics. Holy fuck swimming is so easy its almost instinctual
[spoiler]and im black[/spoiler]
this thread was dead the first 35 mins but now it's full of posts
every other country has equal opportunity to win swimming golds
what seems to be the problem jose
Just think all those people who swam to rape German women and castrate frogs then shove their balls in their mouth will be able to compete for Euros in the Olympics in 5 years.
I bet then they won't complain about the amount of swimming events.
Yeah, no. An Aussie already made this joke Jake. You cant reuse so soon
hows it going tyrone
This triggers and enrages the German...
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Imagine being this mad about having 1 athlete win almost as many golds as your entire delegation
well we know that brits have the lead in ass pain per capita
DELET
our new national flag
no bully pls
kek
More cycling medals pls IOC
Can someone explain to me the horse meme?
Germany won a gold medal in horsing.
But, is horse a athlete? Why is this allowed?
Really makes you think.
Could Bolt ever have 21 gold medals?
You better be careful user. You know who else liked horses?
I get it. You guys make a lot of good points.
There have never been any swimming events in the Olympics before. The IOC actually told the US that there were going to be swimming events this year, while everyone was kept in the dark until a month before the Olympics.
That's why we have such an obvious advantage, right? It's not like all of these other countries knew for four years, for eight years, for twelve years or more that there would be this many medal opportunities for swimming. If that was the case, they could've cultivated their swimming talent to compete for them! No one would be able to complain if that was the case.
But it wasn't. Clearly, this surprised the rest of the world. I mean, swimming? I didn't even know that was a thing that people did in the water until I started watching the Rio games.
yes, horse athlete
>his sport consists of running 100m, 101m, 124m and 168,435m
>phelps sport is swimming, swimming with a toque, swimming with a blue toque, swimming twice the length but with black toques
It is quite an injustice. However will we apologize for having been given so egregious an advantage?
Just wait until the track and field events are finished Ahmed.
t. Tyrone Williams
No, he's only ever been good at a couple of events and then he can only be in a couple of relays.
this
are humans athletes?
Are you kidding me man we should be winning that shit
Fuck. I'm officially triggered.
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Unfortunately the horse can't win the medal because the borders are a strictly human construct
:c
What ever happened to Sage? Its a feature id like to see come back
Maybe. Are bicycles athletes?
Can't everyone instinctively swim? Have you just never jumped in the water or something?
you could just not post. It literally does the same exact thing as sage
What will they do when phelps retires?
damn the IOC and USOC are corrupt af
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>é bruno aleixo
>a falar no rádio
Put a swimcap on a dolphin and throw it in the pool
We will have a whole generation of black goats. Just look at Simone Manuel
the US has won gold medals in 5 categories
compared to the UK's 5 categories, and Germany's 3 categories
when you think about it,it really makes you think
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>other countries mad af that they cant afford to install an Olympic sized pool in their backyard so their kids can grow up to be Olympic GOATs
absolutely disgusting
whoa you're right, I never thought of that
>aleixo olimpico for hipismo
>10/10
if americans are called ameriswims/amerifish, what is the nickname of the germans?
germhorses?
germanhorses?
nazis?
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fags
muslims
Horseman; breddy simple desu
germares
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Oh this one for sure
Horsenazis
lets introduce shooting on 5, 10 , 15 meters etc
and horse riding on 20*10. 30*20 etc and we will dominate olympics too
top tier
The real problem is that colective sports only gets one medal.
we're also good at women's soccer so there!
this deserves its own thread
i've got news for you user....
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>glue is illegal in Germany
Only because all the refugees keep huffing it
you got a point, but swimming is a shit sport. no one could enjoy watching it if you got no one to cheer for
Divide and conquer my friend. Allow for exactly zero cohesion
This is true. The only race I actually cared about that an American wasn't in was the one where that aussie beat that druggie chink
Allowing glue would be allowing the murder of the greatest German Olympians the world has ever seen
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AHHHHH
IM SO ENRAGED
MUH POOOOOOL