Alright fellow faggots... fucked a fat chick tonight and literally could not tell if my dick was in her pussy

alright fellow faggots... fucked a fat chick tonight and literally could not tell if my dick was in her pussy.

i wore one of those durex "maximize endurance for him and pleasure for her" jimmy hats.

is this common with condoms? did i pick the wrong kind? i haven't fucked since fucking college and i was always blackout drunk there

You picked one with a local anaesthetic. Are you premature?

You're better off with the 'extra safe' which is just standard really.

Trojan bareskin or ultra thin.

Stay away from skyn and ENZ

oh jesus that would explain it. thanks for the wisdom

>using frangers for her pleasure
fucking cuck

If you have to use a condom,bareskin or ultra thin from durex.

Anything else and you might as well kiss your boner goodbye. Would be like swimming in the ocean wearing an astronaut suit.

that's exactly what it felt like. thanks

Post dick

I think you have a small penis op

i think your chick tonight was actually a dude op.
op is always a faggot.

Buttholes are way too tight for that to be the case.

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>fucked a fat chick
there's your problem.
that and your tiny dick.

>Using a condom
Fucking cuck

Dick is more crooked than hilary

How fat was she? I don't even know to be honest with you. You might have no nerves in your dick or something.

its not cuz she was fat.
its the shitty condom you used bro.

always go for trojan.

Your poor erectile quality might have something to do with it.

kek

>implying i have sex

JUST KYS. THEN YOU WILL BE RIGHTEOUS. Sup Forumsro.

Would she fit in a rowboat?